Vol. 2, #119 (February 1990)
Conspiracy
- Letters – 5 pages – Includes cartoons by Nick Downes ("Pick your own cat"), Sidney Harris ("You figure it"), and Peter C. Vey ("He said he couldn't help me...")
- Excerpts from The Nonjoke Jokebook by Fred Stoller – ¾ page – Includes 1 illustration by Steve Haefele
- One shot: Hallucinostalgia – 1 page - Richard Boler
- Cartoons: Dick Clark models rock hair styles – 1 page – Drew Friedman
- True Facts – 4 pages - John Bendel
- True Facts reporter – 3 pages - John Bendel – Includes 5 illustrations by R.M. Kato
- True Trails: The house on the rock – 2 pages – Dave Hanson
- Yellow Journal – 5 pages - Ned Ward
- Fake ad: Rolling Stone: Perception / Reality – Dave Wielgus – Includes 2 color photographs by Paul Colliton, Anthony Savignano
- Bernie X: Takeover! – 8 pages - Gerald Sussman – Includes 1 color illustration by Patrick Pigott + 5 black & white illustrations by Alison Seiffer + Cartoons by Sam Gross ("Oz – Nirvana") (Bad printing) and Bernard Schoenbaum
- In the Crosshairs: The magazine of conspiracy theories – 7 pages - Chris Marcil & Sam Johnson – Includes 1 illustration (Independent farmer R.I.P.) by John Figurski
- The war on Lomotil – 4 pages - Larry Sloman & Ed Subitzky – Includes photographs by Mark Hill, Harry Heleotis + a ½-page comic (The adventures of Danny Doody) by Randy Jones
- Lee Atwater's Republican fairy tales – 5 pages - George Barkin – Includes 5 color illustrations by Jeff Wong
- Comic: How to spell conspiracy – 5 pages in color - Gahan Wilson
- Public Enemy news 'n' views – 3 pages - Marvin Fein, Merv Shapiro
- Dear occupant – 2 pages - Alfa-Betty Olsen & Marshall Efron – Includes photographs by Mark Hill + Illustrations by Tom Kowal
- Donald Trump's demonic conspiracy to take over North America – 3 pages - Les Firestein
- The way things never fucking work – 7 pages - Dave Wielgus – Includes color illustrations by Tom Hachtman
- Cartoons: A group of cartoons requested by S. Gross, some of which peripherally touch upon "conspiracy" – 3 pages - Charles Rodrigues
- The Nazaroo – 2 pages - Richard Buckley – Includes 1 color illustration by S. Clay Wilson
- Cartoon ("Attention: Potential assassin of Salman Rushdie") – Charles Rodrigues
Funny Pages:
- ...and now for these commercial messages – 1 page – John Kerschbaum
- Trots and Bonnie ("I can't move. I'm so depressed") – 1 page – Shary Flenniken
- Sam DeGroot 28 ("I want some beets...") – 1 page – Charles Rodrigues
- Docu-comics 3 ("By now you've no doubt...") – 1 page – Mark Marek
- Now it can be told 15: Mummy shortage – 1 page – Rick Geary
- The personals – 1 page - Dave Hanson
Vol. 2, #120 (April 1990)
- Cover – Color photograph by John 'Duke' Kisch
- Cartoon ("Oz – Nirvana") by Sam Gross (Correct printing)
- Letters – 2 pages – Includes a ½-page comic (Antartic journal: "Jesus Christ! Is it boring here!") by Peter C. Vey + 1 cartoon ("Gate 19") by Nick Downes
- A day in the life of Dave Marsh – 2/3 page – Kent Jones, Guy Nicolucci
- Comic: Sing along with Ted and Ellen – 1/3 page – John Kerschbaum
- Everything you need to know I learned in Kindergarten – 1 page - Chris Marcil – Includes 1 photograph by Harry Heleotis
- Gilbert Gottfried's page (give or take a page) – 1 page - Gilbert Gottfried – Includes 1 photograph by Arlene Gottfried
- Cartoon ("There used to be an eighth dwarf...") – ½ page – Sam Gross
- True Facts – 3 pages - John Bendel
- Fans of the fleetingly famous – 1 page - Michael Konik
- True Facts reporter – 3 pages - John Bendel – Includes 5 illustrations by B.K. Taylor
- Rising sun discount stores – 2 pages - Les Firestein – Includes illustrations by Randy Jones
- Yellow Journal – 5 pages - Ned Ward
- Short story: Lagene's burger barn – 5 pages - Mark Walters – Includes 1 color illustration by Jim Bennett + 1 cartoon ("Thank you very much. Next, please") by Brian Savage
- Comic: The carpet bagger – 2 pages - Josh Alan Friedman + Drew Friedman
- Youthinasia and other parts of the world – 8 pages - Gerald Sussman – Includes photographs by Martin Gardlin
- How to live like an anchorperson – 5 pages - Tom Peyer, Hart Seely – Includes photographs by David Harry Stewart
- Uncle Omm's sinking-of-Atlantis sale-a-bration – 5 pages - Dave Wielgus – Includes 1 photograph by Mark Hill + Illustrations by Jill Karla Schwartz
- Short story: Bodice ripper – 4 pages - Alfa-Betty Olsen & Marshall Efron – Includes 1 color illustration by Patrick Pigott
- Fake ad: The serial killer bowl series – 1 page - Bill Bregoli
- Comic: Great moments in musical history: Rodgers & Hammerstein kill a dog – 6 pages - Ed Bluestone + Frank Springer
- The lost Bar Mitzvah of Jesus Christ – 6 pages - George Barkin – Includes photographs by Alex Kayser (Bar Mitzvah), Harry Heleotis (Artifacts)
- Pierre Jackson cleans out his desk – 3 pages - Chris Marcil & Sam Johnson – Includes 1 illustration by Ron Barrett + Photographs by Mark Hill
- The new Surgeon General's warning labels – 2 pages - F. Wayne Furlong (Idea), Eddie Lemon – Includes photographs by Harry Heleotis
- Molson Beer ad: Spring break vacation – 1 page – Color illustration by ?
- The official Daytona Beach chamber of commerce guide to Spring break '90 – 7 pages - Larry Sloman & Ed Subitzky – Includes photographs by Joe Peoples + 1 illustration (Benny's pumpeteria) by B.K. Taylor
- Comic: Revenge and forgiveness (A dental fantasy) – 3 pages in color - Mary Kay Brown
- TV's reluctanct nice guy: Pat Sajak's dark secret – 4 pages - Nick Bakay – Includes 1 illustration by Bot Roda
Funny Pages:
- Sam DeGroot 29: One of only 24 paralyzed private detectives in the free world ("Time for your enema, Mr. de Groot!") – 1 page – Charles Rodrigues
- The Appletons ("We find Mr. Appleton at the Greendale Country Club...") – 1 page – B.K. Taylor
- Hercules amongst the North Americans ("All new! Season premiere!") – 1 page – Mark Marek
- St. Hell's operating theater presents: "Hamlet" – 1 page – Randy Jones
- Now it can be told 16: Jack the Ripper revealed – 1 page – Rick Geary
- The personals – 1 page - Dave Hanson
Vol. 2, #121 (June 1990)
Lust
- Cover – Color photograph by Tracy Frankel
- Editorial: Gerry Sussman (1933 – 1989) – 1 page - Sean Kelly – Includes 1 illustration by Rick Meyerowitz
- Letters – 6 pages – Includes cartoons by Nick Downes ("Looks like Oprah's off her diet"), Sidney Harris ("He's been trained to..."), and Peter C. Vey ("He was a nice dog")
- All you need is a hook – 1/3 page – Fred Stoller
- Cartoon ("Boy, talk about adding insult to injure") – ½ page – John Jonik
- True Facts – 5 pages - John Bendel – Includes 1 cartoon ("Sex") by Sam Gross
- True Facts reporter – 3 pages - John Bendel – Includes 5 illustrations by B.K. Taylor
- Photo-comic: Gilbert Gottfried's page – 3 pages – Gilbert Gottfried + George Bogart (Photographs)
- Yellow Journal – 4 pages - Ned Ward
- Comic: Evil Clown Comics: Man of the year – Color cover + 5 black & white pages - Nick Bakay + Alan Kupperberg
- Frommer's dollarwise guide to hell – 4 pages - Victor Thersites – Includes 1 color illustration by Scott MacNeill
- Comic: The seven deadly S-I-N-S – 5 pages in color - Gahan Wilson
- Vanity Fair – 10 pages – Chris Marcil & Sam Johnson – Includes photographs by Paul Colliton + 1 illustration (Bulldog, bulldog, bow-wow-ow) by Andrea Selby
- Gerry Sussman retrospective – 9 pages - Edited by Sean Kelly
- Alcoholics unanimous – 2 pages - Dave Hanson – Includes 1 illustration by Ron Barrett
- Comic: The seven deadly, & other, sins! – 4 pages - Charles Rodrigues
- So you wanna be a sinner? – 4 pages - Larry Sloman & Ed Subitzky – Includes photographs by Harry Heleotis
- Photo-comic: Jacobi for the absolution – 2 pages - David Feuer + Martin Gardlin (Photographs)
- Sins foisted on us by creatinous toads – 1 page - Will Durst
Funny Pages:
- Sam DeGroot 30: One of only 15 paralyzed private detectives in the free world ("I heard you can talk") – 1 page – Charles Rodrigues
- Timberland Tales ("It's been a while since we've seen our friends...") – 1 page – B.K. Taylor
- Trots and Bonnie ("Haven't you ever noticed how people...") – 1 page – Shary Flenniken
- Now it can be told 17: Secrets of New York – 1 page – Rick Geary
- What's your claim to fame? – 1 page – Anson Jew
- The personals – 1 page - Dave Hanson
Vol. 2, #122 (August 1990)
- Cover – Color photograph by Joe Peoples
- Cartoon ("These are not dreadlocks") – ½ page – Sam Gross
- Letters – 4 pages – Includes cartoons by Bill Woodman ("Ask Harry the time") and ? ("They must have found the body")
- Cartoon ("I thought you said you were hungry!") – ½ page - Ziegler
- Photo-comic: Gilbert Gottfried's page: Target: Earth – 3 pages – Gilbert Gottfried + George Bogart (Photographs)
- True Facts reporter – 3 pages - John Bendel – Includes 5 illustrations by Robert Neubecker
- Yellow Journal – 4 pages - Ned Ward
- True Facts – 27 pages - John Bendel with Peggy Bendel – Includes illustrations by Margaret von Biesen (The original Bar-B-Que), B.K. Taylor (Hot flashes)
- Comic: A shrub's revenge – 1 page - Rick Geary, upon a real incident reported by Larry Betzel
- Comic: Trots and Bonnie: True facts: Animal farm – 3 pages in color - Shary Flenniken, upon real incidents reported by John Shields, Tim E. Unger, Pat Cusick and Steve Renner
- Comic: Corpse update – 1 page – Rick Geary
- Cartoons: Crime scenes – 4 pages - Gahan Wilson
- U-Skin-Em Fur Farms - 3 pages – Les Firestein – Includes photographs by Joe Peoples + 1 illustration by Jimmy Longacre
- Brave new atlas – 3 pages - Dean Latimer
- We are woman: The newsletter of the Fall River Women's Coalition – 2 pages - Michel Civitello
- The famous Elvis photographs – 3 pages - Alfa-Betty Olsen & Marshall Efron – Includes photographs by David Armstrong
- Fake ad: Dominoid's Pizza - Bill Bregoli
- Today's Pentagon is at your service – 4 pages – Chris Marcil & Sam Johnson – Includes photographs by Paul Colliton
- Fred Stoller's guide to impressing your friend(s) – 2 pages - Fred Stoller – Includes illustrations by Phil Marden
Funny Pages:
- Animal rights comix – 1 page – Buddy Hickerson
- Dames make the man – 1 page – Josh Alan Friedman + Drew Friedman
- Tom: The drunken alcoholic slob who is also paranoid and schizophrenic – 1 page – Peter C. Vey
- Sam DeGroot 31: One of only 124 paralyzed private detectives in the free world ("I have become fond of you, Mr. de Groot") – 1 page – Charles Rodrigues
- Gertrude's follies 1 ("Alice, check out this action") – 1 page – Tom Hachtman
- The personals – 1 page - Dave Hanson
Vol. 2, #123 (October 1990)
Back to school
- Cover – Color photograph by Joe Peoples
- Cartoon ("Montezuma's revenge") – ½ page – Sam Gross
- Separated at death? – ¼ page – Gilbert Gottfried
- Separated at death? – ¼ page – Gilbert Gottfried
- Photo-comic: Gilbert Gottfried's page: Gilbert Gottfried, magazine publisher – 3 pages – Gilbert Gottfried + George Bogart (Photographs)
- True Facts – 4 pages - John Bendel
- True Facts reporter – 2 pages - John Bendel – Includes 1 illustration by Robert Neubecker
- Cartoon ("More bad news") – 1 page in color – Sam Gross
- Yellow Journal – 4 pages - Ned Ward
- Short story: Double header – 5 pages - Hart Seely – Includes 1 color illustration by John Hull
- From the producers of America's Funniest Home Videos – 4 pages - Larry Sloman & Ed Subitzky
- The myth of the eternal Beertini: A folkloric perspective on the primal beginnings of the "idiot teens" of Jerry's Corners, New York – 6 pages - Chris Marcil & Sam Johnson – Includes photographs by Harry Heleotis + 1 illustration (Pep Rally poster and petition) by Jeanette Adams
- Comic: Snakes in the bathroom – 5 pages in color - Mary Kay Brown
- Fake ad: Club Hed – 1 page – Matthew McCann Fenton + Color photograph by Harry Heleotis
- Comic: Politenessman's manners of the world – 5 pages - Ron Barrett
- The 1990 Boy Scout handbook – 5 pages - Dave Wielgus – Includes color illustrations by Randy Jones
- Comic: The emergency accountants – 5 pages - Ed Bluestone + Frank Springer
- Short stoy: The lost Liebermans: White headshrinkers of the Amazon – 4 pages - David Feuer
- The National Lampoon classics library – 3 pages - Ned Ward – Includes photographs by Joe Peoples
- Mandela watch – 2 pages - Kent Jones, Guy Nicolucci
Funny Pages:
- Sam DeGroot 32: One of only 82 paralyzed private detectives in the free world ("...would...you...do...that...") – 1 page – Charles Rodrigues
- The Appletons ("2:00 A.M. – In the still of the night...") – 1 page – B.K. Taylor
- Real men draw cartoons – 1 page – A.F. Hanford
- Donald and Ivana: A love story – 1 page - Buddy Hickerson
- Trots and Bonnie ("One out of every three...") – 1 page – Shary Flenniken
- The personals – 1 page - Dave Hanson
Vol. 2, #124 (December 1990)
The best of 1970 – 1990
(The number of the issue is listed again in the contents page, but this issue is listed wrongly as Vol. 2, #123)
- The best of Letters from the Editors
- Fake ad: At last! Available in paperback! (From October 1978) – 1 page - Ellis Weiner, Chris Cluess, Stu Kreisman – Designed by Woody Harding – Includes 1 color illustration by Bob Larkin
- Deteriorata – 1 page - Tony Hendra
- The best of True Facts – 3 pages - John Bendel
- Ron Hauge's year of rejected New Yorker covers (From December 1983) – 1 page – Color illustrations by Ron Hauge
- Jersey City World Exposition of Freedom, Progress and Technology (From July 1973) – 3 pages - Bruce McCall, Henry N. Beard
- The devil and William Kunstler (From May 1982) – 5 pages - Ted Mann – Includes 2 color illustration by Jeffrey J. Smith + 5 black & white illustrations by Elliott Banfield
- Cartoon: Adolf Hitler's device for gassing Rube Goldberg (From April 1973) – 1 page - Michael O'Donoghue + Randall Enos
- Photo-comic: World night court (From August 1975) – 4 pages - Henry N. Beard & John Weidman & Peter Kaminsky + Peter Kleinman (Director) + Phil Koenig (Photographs)
- Cartoons: Handicapped sports (From May 1974) – 4 pages - Charles Rodrigues
- Gilbert Gottfried's fifty or so, give or take one or two, things to say when you can't achieve an erection (From December 1986) – 2 pages - Gilbert Gottfried – Includes 1 photograph by Peter Kleinman
- Kondensed Kliffs Notes (From October 1986) – 2 pages - Larry Sloman & Ed Subitzky
- Our bodies and none of your business (From August 1974) – 4 pages - Doug Kenney, P.J. O'Rourke – Includes photographs by Ronald G. Harris
- Ninetten new ways to be offensive at a wedding (from June 1987) – 1 page - Ed Bluestone
- Short story: O comes to America (From November 1972) - 4 pages - Anne Beatts – Includes 1 illustration by Jeff Jones + 1 cartoon ("What little girls are made of") by Shary Flenniken + 1 cartoon by John Caldwell
- Profiles in chopped liver: Our greatest Jewish presidents (From April 1973) – 6 pages - Gerald Sussman – Includes 1 color illustration by Michael Gross + Cartoons by Mary Kay Brown ("Tell me, would you rather have come from some terrible place...") and Sam Gross ("I am not a scale")
- How to write dirty (From February 1982) – 2 pages - Michael Reiss & Al Jean
- Cartoon: The presentation of the bill for the Last Supper (From June 1974) – 2 pages in color - Rick Meyerowitz
- Short story: Cock tales (From May 1974) – 6 pages - Chris Miller – Includes 1 color illustration by Patricia Dryden
- National anthems of our political friends (From December 1972) – 2 pages - Brian McConnachie – Includes 1 cartoon ("Sorry, friend, that happens to be the mice's heaven") by Ed Fisher
- Comic: The saga of Frank Sinatra Jr. (From October 1985) – 2 pages - Josh Alan Friedman + Drew Friedman
- The Hughes engagement guide (From November 1979) – 4 pages - John Hughes – Includes illustrations by Trina Robbins
- Cartoons: Stuff from '77 – 2 pages - Sam Gross
- The National Geographic Magazine (From September 1972) – 3 pages – Dean Latimer, Sean Kelly – Includes photographs by Bruce Bacon
Funny Pages:
- Nuts ("One of the worst things about...") (From June 1974) – 1 page – Gahan Wilson
- Dirty Duck ("The laundry room is downstairs, Weevil") (From December 1974) – 1 page – Bobby London
- Politenessman ("A drunken driver careens through...") (From September 1983) – ½ page - Ron Barrett
- Fashion police (From August 1989) – 1 page - Buddy Hickerson
- The Appletons ("It's Thanksgiving at Grandma's...") (From November 1984) – B.K. Taylor
- The magic orange (From November 1977) – 1 page in color - Mary Kay Brown
Vol. 2, #125 (February 1991)
Humor
- Contents – 1 page – Includes 1 color illustration by Doug Taylor
- Editor's girlfriend – ½ page - Eugenia Bone – Includes 1 title illustration by Fred Winkowski
- Letters – 2 pages - Includes illustrations by Jessie Hartland + 1 cartoon ("All right, everybody, what's going on here?") by John Jonik
- Frontage – 5 pages – Includes illustrations by Fred Winkowski (Don't go there), Paul Corio (Meet your demographic), ? (Further tales of the Algonquin), Paul Corio (Sidekick) + a 4-panel comic (Bazooka Joe) by Adam Kubert
- Photo-comic: Gilbert Gottfried's page: The new 24-hour channels – 1 page - Gilbert Gottfried + Arlene Gottfried (Photographs)
- Floor plan – 1 page - Richard Lavenstein
- Comic: Show trial - 1 page - ? + Jonathon Rosen
- Semiotically yours – 1 page - Philip Scher – Includes 1 illustration by Doug Taylor?
- Ol' man river – 1 page - Mark O'Donnell – Includes 1 color illustration by Phil Marden
- The day the laughter died – 6 pages - The Editors – Sidebars by Matthew McCann Fenton, Sheila Head – Includes 1 illustration by Phil Foster
- The hack's handbook – 3 pages - Andy Kindler
- The comic's career track – 1 page - Michael Dare, with Taylor Negron, Ira Miller
- Comic: Strung out on comedy – 2 pages in color - Gahan Wilson
- Catskill fantasy – 5 pages - David Feuer – Includes color photographs by Dennis Kitchen
- Comic: Evil Clown Comics: Too much funny! – Color cover + 4 pages in black & White - Nick Bakay + Alan Kupperberg
- Comic: Edison myths, dispelled – 2 pages in color - Ron Barrett + Adam Kubert
- Short story: Shitloads of Fun – 5 pages - Chris Marcil & Sam Johnson – Includes illustrations by Richard Sala
- Bound for glory: A hostage helper – 3 pages - Mark Steven Long – Includes 7 illustrations by Glenn Wolff
- National Lampoon's Editor-for-a-Day contest winner – 4 pages
- Operation desert sales – 4 pages in color – Written & Illustrated by Rick Meyerowitz
- Blackie the lawyer dog – 3 pages - Dave Wielgus – Includes 1 color illustration by Lou Carbone + Photographs by Michael Chan
- Short story: Auggie's calling – 5 pages - Mark Walters – Includes 1 color illustration + 5 black & white illustrations by James Bennett
- Cartoon: Beggars, beggars, beggars! – 1 page - Ron Barrett + Tim Haggerty
- The end of the fairway – 2 pages - Dave Hanson
- True Facts – 4 pages - John Bendel
- True Facts reporter – 2 pages - John Bendel
Funny Pages:
- The Appletons ("The Appletons – Norm, Helen, and Norm's parents...") – 1 page – B.K. Taylor
- Sam DeGroot 33: One of only 54 paralyzed private detectives in the free world ("Hello, Mr. de Groot! My aunt Mary...") – 1 page – Charles Rodrigues
- Dirty Duck ("Well, Weevil, we finally have cable television") – 1 page – Bobby London
- Now it can be told 18: The progress of disease in the human body – 1 page – Rick Geary
- Golly, it's the Papercut Kids! – ½ page – A.F. Hanford
- Harvey Richards, lawyer for children – ½ page - Ken Fisher
Vol. 2, #125 (March 1991)
The Gaucho
- Editor's girlfriend – ½ page - Eugenia Bone
- Letters – 2 pages - Includes 1 cartoon ("Shit news") by Bill Woodman
- Frontage – 6 pages – Includes a 4-panel comic (Bazooka Joe) by Adam Kubert + Illustrations by Tom Kowal and Paul Corio (The trend)
- Comic: Gilbert Gottfried's page: See you in the funny pages! – 1 page - Gilbert Gottfried + Frank Springer
- Comic: Show trial – 1 page - ? + Jonathon Rosen
- Floor plan – 1 page - Richard Lavenstein – Includes 1 illustration by Martin Rich
- Don't go there – 1 page - Eric Yost – Includes 1 title illustration by Fred Winkowski
- The potato – 1 page - ? – Includes 1 title illustration by Timothy Young
- Moyers and Campbell – 2 pages - Gabriel Byrne – Includes 1 color illustration by Adam Kubert
- The Gaucho – 1 page – Includes 1 color photograph by Dennis Kitchen
- Tales of the Gauchos – 3 pages
- Pampa fire – 2 pages
- "Goodbye, Manuel": A transatlantic affair – 2 pages – Includes 1 color illustration by Kye Carbone
- Comic: Riding styles of the gaucho – 1 page in color - Ron Barrett + Glenn Wolff
- Beef, food of the gauchos – 2 pages – Includes illustrations by Phil Foster
- Photo-comic: Knife fight – 1 page - ? + Joe Peoples (Photographs)
- (We're living life) The Gaucho way – Traditional Argentinian folk song arranged by Alan Murchie
- Marine Police blotter – 1 page - Mark Linn – Incluces 1 illustration by Jeanette Adams
- Take the Finley Challenge – 1 page
- Comic: Signs & portents in the modern office – 2 pages in color - Ron Barrett + Adam Kubert
- Short story: The Disney Squad – 3 pages - Mark Steven Long – Includes 5 illustrations by Adam Kubert
- Captain of our soul – 4 pages - Sam Johnson & Chris Marcil
- The revised consumer version of the Holy Bible – 3 pages - Larry Sloman – Includes 3 color illustrations by Jeanette Adams
- The boy who ate New York – 4 pages - Henry H. Gross – Includes 1 color photograph by Nick Koudis + Illustrations by Knickerbocker
- Novelizations of three student films – 3 pages - Alfa-Betty Olsen & Marshall Efron – Includes photographs by Bard Martin + 1 illustration (What the prophet saw) by David Tamura
- Humoring the home front: How the system worked – 3 pages - John Derevlany
- True Facts – 2 pages - John Bendel
- True Facts reporter – 2 pages - John Bendel – Includes 1 illustration by Richard Sala
- In the trades – 2/3 page - John Derevlany
Funny Pages:
- Gertrude's follies 2 ("What happened?") – 1 page – Tom Hachtman
- Dirty Duck ("Hi, you've reached 1-900-fuckme") – 1 page – Bobby London
- Corporate super-heroes – 1 page - Buddy Hickerson
- Now it can be told 19: Man learns to fly – 1 page – Rick Geary
- Sam DeGroot 34: The death of Sam de Groot – 1 page – Charles Rodrigues
- 102nd congress
Vol. 2, #126 (April 1991)
- Cover – Color photograph by Dennis Kitchen
- Editorial action staff editorial – 1 page – Includes 1 color illustration by Adam Kubert
- Letters from the editors – 1 pages – Includes 1 cartoon ("You are here") by Dussolliet
- Frontage – 8 pages - Includes Feuilleton by Ian Maxone-Graham, Thomas Vinciguerra, Eric Yost, Mark Walters + 1 illustration by Paul Corio (Collector) + a ½ page comic (Moe and Joe's hip-hop funnies) by Kyle Baker
- Comic: Show trial – 1 page – ? + Jonathon Rosen
- Floor plan – 1 page - Richard Lavenstein
- Don't go there – 1 page - Daniel O'Keefe
- The potato – 1 page
- Pangaea! Supercontinent equals super-good times – 4 pages - Sam Johnson – Includes color illustrations by Eliot Bergman, Winston Smith and Fred Winkowski
- Pangaea: Panacea or panglossian miscalculation? – 2 pages - Larry Doyle
- Not fade away: The Alte Wege movement says no to the New World Order – 3 pages - Chris Marcil – Includes 1 illustration by Tim Grajek
- At a glance: The newly constituted total playwright government of the United States (executive branch) – 2 pages - George Barkin
- It's 1.992.163.000:00. Do you know what time it is? – 2 pages - Larry Doyle – Includes illustrations by Robert Kopecky
- Fake ad: The 1991 royal and guaranteed Mitteleuropa lottery – 2 pages - Dean Latimer – Includes illustrations by ? and Bill Purdom
- Comic: Our place mat page: Have lunch on the National Lampoon – 2 pages in color - Ron Barrett + Adam Kubert
- Policies in Paris – 3 pages - Richard Lavenstein
- The week in chess – 3 pages - Jack Huberman – Includes illustrations by Eliot Bergman
- Flannel shirts and four-wheel drive – Laurie Pike – Includes 1 color illustration by Jeanette Adams + 3 black & white illustrations by Tom Kowal
- Stars who stalk fans – 2 pages - Daniel O'Keefe
- Wheels of fortune in Jeff City – 3 pages - Andrew Erdman
- Hmm: The thinking's man newsletter – 3 pages - Larry Doyle, Sam Johnson, Chris Marcil
- Profile in privilege – 2 pages - Robert N. Strickland – Includes color illustrations by Phil Marden
- Cartoon: A spontaneous bonus cartoon page – 1 page - Nick Downes
- True Facts – 2 pages - John Bendel – Includes a new title illustration by Scott Baldwin
- True Facts in the trades – 1 page - John Derevlany – Includes 1 illustration by Scott Baldwin
- True encounters – 2 pages - Josh Alan Friedman – Includes 1 illustration by Robert Demichiell
Funny Pages:
- Gertrude's follies 3 ("You say immortality is dead?") – 1 page – Tom Hachtman
- Curtain of sanity – 1 page – Dan Clowes
- Transgression hotline – 1 page – Rick Geary
- It happened at the bank – 1 page – Mary Kay Brown
- Edicts and mandates of the New World Order – 1 page
Vol. 2, #127 (May 1991)
- Cover – Color illustration by Chris Gall
- Editor's mother – 1 page - Deborah O'Keefe
- Letters from the editors – 2 pages – Includes 1 cartoon by John Jonik
- Frontage – 7 pages - Includes illustrations by ? and Max Livingstone + Feuilleton by Henry Gross, David Samuels, Sam Johnson, Chris Marcil, Robert Strickland
- The potato – 1 page
- Floor plan – 1 page - Richard Lavenstein
- Comic: Show trial – 1 page - ? + Jonathon Rosen
National Lampoon's consumer guide – 13 pages
- Wrap it up, we'll take it! – 1 page – Includes 1 color illustration by Richard McGuire
- Evaluating your personal economic indicators – Robert Leighton
- How to handle your money – Larry Doyle
- Buy it! – Includes illustrations by Nicholas Fasciano
- Comic: Where your money goes – 2 tiers - ? + Randy Jones
- Comic: Will 'n' Wallet – 2 tiers – Daniel O'Keefe? + Adam Kubert
- Street fraud – Robert Leighton
- How product testing costs you money, and more – Daniel O'Keefe
- You will be rich! – 1 page - Ian Maxtone-Graham – Includes illustrations by Hvas?
- Spend $100 of the National Lampoon's money – 1 page - Larry Doyle
- Have you considered franchising? – 1 page - Chris Kelly – Includes illustrations by Tom Kowal
- One day at the Beverly Hills Tennis, Polo, and Yacht Club – 1 page - Ian Maxtone-Graham, with Lynn Geller, Richard Lavenstein, The Editors – Includes 1 color illustration by Barbara Samuels
The cheap pages
- Why pay for goods and services? – ½ page - Robert Leighton
- The most livable automobiles of 1991 – ½ page - Chris Kelly
- Cheap dates: Romance with real value – 1 page - Sam Johnson & Chris Marcil – Includes illustrations by ?
- Personal borrowing: Acquisition without investment – 1 page - Sam Johnson & Chris Marcil – Includes 1 illustration by Volk?
- Homeworking: Low overhead, convenient location – ½ page - Lynn Geller – Includes illustrations by ?
- Five great walks to take around your block – ½ page - Daniel O'Keefe
- Comic: Our place mat page: Vanishing America – 2 pages in color – Ron Barrett + Adam Kubert
- Memoirs of a Greek chorus girl – 3 pages - Chris Marcil & Sam Johnson – Includes illustrations by Jill Karla Schwarz
- How I touched God with my power glove – 4 pages - John Derevlany – Includes color illustrations by Michael Dougan, with computer enhancement by Ron Heckler
- An open letter to my mother – 1 page - Chris Marcil
- The land of amour – 2 page - Ian Maxtone-Graham – Includes 1 color illustration by Steven Guarnaccia
- Young Alex in Nevada – 2 pages - David Samuels – Includes 1 illustration by Paul Corio
- True Facts – 2 pages - John Bendel
- True Travels: Metropolis, Illinois, home of Superman – 4 pages - Beth Austin – Includes illustrations by Michael Chan
- True Sounds – 1 page - Eric Yost
- True Trades – 1 page - John Derevlany
- True Books – 1 page - Neil Steinberg
- True Eats – 2 pages - Kimberly Taylor – Includes 1 cartoon ("Hi, I'm Adam") by Revilo (Oliver Christianson)
Funny Pages:
- Retired N.Y.C. elevator men theorize on the assassination of President John F. Kennedy – 1 page – Drew Friedman
- Unca Markey's Whimsy Pit – 1 page – Mark Newgarden
- The Super Life 1 ("The would-be human finds himself...") – 1 page – Justin Green
- Kiss of shame – 1 page – Kaz (Kazimieras G. Prapuolenis)
- Zubrick 1 ("Zubrick! Oh Zoo-Brick!") – 1 page – Daniel Clowes
- Steven meets Bikini Bear – 1 page – Doug Allen
- More great stuff to buy – 1 page
Vol. 2, #128 (June 1991)
- Cover – Color photograph by Nick Koudis
- Editorial – 2 pages – Larry Doyle – Includes 1 cartoon by L.H.
- Letters from the editors – 3 pages – Includes cartoons by John Jonik ("Snailman! Thank heavens!") and Nick Downes ("I'ts already quite apparent...")
- Frontage – 7 pages – Includes a 1/3-page comic (Stik Scouts) by Doug Blanchard + Illustrations by Robert Kopecky (Petascope), Tom Kowal (Bowling tips), Jessie Hartland (Children's corner), Frank Springer (Madonna vs. Daisy Mae)
- Subscription ad – 1 page – Includes illustrations by Joe Rocco
- Feuilleton – Ian Maxtone-Graham, Steven Young
- Comic: Show trial – 1 page - ? + Jonathon Rosen
- Sports desk – 1 page - Chris Kelly
- The potato – 1 page
- Big Screen Magazine – 33 pages - Includes illustrations by Christoph Hitz, Robin Jareaux (Heat), Bill Purdom, Tim Grajek, Adam Kubert (The most expensive story ever told)
- True Facts – 2 pages - John Bendel
- Way of peace, way of war, way of fear: A true story – 3 pages - Ben Metcalf – Includes photographs by Wolfgang Freithof
- True trades – 1 page - John Derevlany
- True terror: The shadow of the typewriter – 1 page - Deborah O'Keefe
Funny Pages:
- The little nun/Kids/Time killers – 1 page - Mark Newgarden
- The Super Life 2 ("At long last, he beholds flesh without bone") – 1 page – Justin Green
- Zubrick 2 ("Wish me luck, Pogeybait") – 1 page – Daniel Clowes
- Sparky's best comics & stories, featuring Quimby Mouse – 1 page – Chris Ware
- Bill Beak - 1 page – Kaz (Kazimieras G. Prapuolenis)
- Graffiti algebra – 1 page - Eric Yost
Vol. 2, #129 (August 1991)
Going places
- Cover – Color photograph by Dennis Kitchen
- Contents – 1 page – Includes 1 illustration by Peter C. Vey
- Editorial action staff editorial – 2 pages - Sam Johnson – Includes 1 color illustration by Adam Kubert
- Frontage – 7 pages – Includes illustrations by Ron Hauge (Startling proof!), Tom Kowal (Rate youself), Robert Leighton (International hand signals for cocktail parties), Peter Spacek (Greenhouse effect weather chatter/Cap'n Cragg's puzzle bag), Mark Newgarden (Where do racial and ethnic stereotypes come from?), Marcos Sorensen (Recipe for danger)
- Feuilleton – Steven Bodow, Glenn Eichler, Peter Gaffney, Ian Maxtone-Graham, Chris Marcil, Michael Konik
- Comic: Show trial – 1 page - Debra Rabas & Diane Giddis + Jonathon Rosen
- Local wag – 1 pages - Larry Doyle – Includes illustrations by Marcos Sorensen
- Comic: Kyle Baker's petty and vindictive funnies – 1 page - Kyle Baker
- Sports desk – 1 page - Chris Kelly – Includes 1 illustration by Bot Roda
- Why not vacate to Elysiansas, the vacation state? – 4 pages – Larry Doyle, Ron Barrett – Includes color illustrations by Robert Kopecky
- Bus trip games – 1 page - Eric Yost – Includes 1 color illustration by Ross MacDonald
- Have war will travel – 2 pages - Chris Kelly – Includes 1 cartoon by Robert Neubecker
- Photo-comic: Ian and Doug go to lunch at Kreskin's – 3 pages - Ian Maxtone-Graham + Michael Chan (Photographs)
- KTRF 1060 AM – 1 page - Mike Wilkins, Jack Barth – Includes 1 illustration by Randy Jones
- Renaissance Faire '91 – 2 pages - Anne D. Bernstein – Includes illustrations by Jill Karla Schwarz
- Three of a kind – 2 pages - Eric Kaplan – Includes 1 color illustrations by George Blume
- Our place mat page: Foreign objects – 2 pages - Ron Barrett – Includes color illustrations by Phil Marden
-Idiot teens of Jerry's Corners, NY: Road trip to glory – 5 pages - Sam Johnson & Chris Marcil – Includes color photographs by Dennis Kitchen
- Love letters to my car – 3 pages - D.J. O'Keefe – Title lettered by Jeanette Adams – Includes color photographs by Nick Koudis
- For your safety – 1 page – Written & Illustrated by Robert Leighton
- True Facts (Special vacation edition) – 2 pages - John Bendel
- Roadside attractions – 3 pages - Doug Kirby, Ken Smith, Mike Wilkins – Includes 1 color illustration by Susan M. Blubaugh + Photographs by Mike Wilkins
- Don't go there – 2 pages - B. Kimberly Taylor, David Samuels, Anne D. Bernstein, John Derevlany, D.J. O'Keefe, David Feuer – Includes 1 illustration by Richard McGuire + Photographs by John Derevlany
- On the road with Bullet LaVolta – 4 pages - Donal Logue – Includes illustrations by Paul Corio
- Customary etiquette – 2 pages - Lynda Gorov – Includes 1 illustration by Tim Grajek
Funny Pages:
- Dr. Harry explains how he got to schtup Helen Hayes, first lady of the American theater – 1 page – Drew Friedman
- Have a treat... instead of treatment – 1 page - Mark Newgarden
- Zubrick 3 ("Jesus Christ, Pogeybait, this is horrible!") – 1 page – Daniel Clowes
- Kaz women - 1 page – Kaz (Kazimieras G. Prapuolenis)
- Sparky's best comics & stories, featuring Quimby the Mouse – 1 page – Chris Ware
- Going nowhere – 1 page - Debra Rabas – Includes illustrations by Knickerbocker
Vol. 2, #130 (September 1991)
Coming of age
- Cover – Color photograph by Ken & Carl Fischer - 3D illustration by The Manhattan Model Shop
- Photo-comic: Contents – 1 page – Nick Koudis
- Editorial – ½ page – Includes 1 cartoon ("So, Satan tells me that you like sex!") by Revillo (Oliver Christianson)
- Letters from the editors – 3 pages – Includes cartoons by Charles Rodrigues ("...castration knife..."), John Jonik and Tom Cheney ("I can't see a darn...")
- Frontage – 5 pages - Includes 1 color illustration (This month in September) by Rick Geary + Illustrations by Mark Matcho + a 5-tier comic (Tales from the bottom) by Ed Subitzky + a ½-page comic (Silent charades) by Robert Leighton + 1 cartoon (Startling proof!) by Ron Hauge
- 100 monkeys – 2 pages - Ian Maxtone-Graham, Larry Doyle – Includes 1 title illustration in color by Robert Kopecki + Cartoons by Peter C. Vey ("Just one more thing to worry about...") and Tim Haggerty ("He comes with papers...")
- The potato – 1 page – Includes 1 new title illustration by Phil Foster + 1 cartoon ("Hey, hurry up!") by Dale Goodson
- Local wag – 1 page
- Sports desk – 1 page - Chris Kelly – Includes 1 cartoon ("Not only are we movers, we're shakers") by Sam Gross
- Comic: Kyle Baker's petty and vindictive funnies – 1 page - Kyle Baker
- Coming of age? Maturity really works – 3 pages - Sam Johnson & Chris Marcil – Includes illustrations by Ralph Reese, Roy Doty
- Growing up naked – 3 pages - David Samuels
- What's happening to me? – 1 page - Ian Maxtone-Graham – Includes 4 color illustrations by Phil Marden
- The Billy Murphy Gazette – 2 pages - Daniel O'Keefe – Includes 1 cartoon (4 acts of masturbation) by Fred Winkowski
- Huck of darkness: One boy's unexpurgated journey to adulthood – 5 pages - Larry Doyle – Includes 9 illustrations by Elliott Banfield
- The corpse had freckles – 3 pages - Mark O'Donnell – Includes illustrations by Andrea Baruffi
- Marked for life: An oral history of regrettable tattoos – 2 pages - Anne D. Bernstein – Includes 1 color illustration by Larry Ross (lettered by Spider Webb) + Color photographs by Michael Chan
- Comic: Evil Clown Comics
Cover in color – Alan Kupperberg
Fake ad: Maturity? It speaks for itself! – 1 page - ? + Ralph Reese
In-A-Gadda-Da-Frenchy – 4 pages - Nick Bakay + Alan Kupperberg
- The F-word comes of age – 3 pages - Robert Leighton
- Comic: Someday you will wear plaid – 1 page in color - Kyle Baker
- A kiss-o-gram from Melanie – 2 pages – Anne D. Bernstein – Includes 2 illustrations by ?
- True Facts – 2 pages - John Bendel
- Frankentreatment – 3 pages - Eugenia Bone – Includes color photographs by Dennis Kitchen – Title lettered by Adam Kubert
- Further reading – 1 page - Lynda Gorov
- True rituals: Rites of passage – 1 page - Debra Rabas
Funny Pages:
- Dr. Harry's fond remembrances – 1 page – Drew Friedman, K. Bidus
- Zubrick 4 ("Tsk! Look at this poor girl") – 1 page – Daniel Clowes
- The Super Life 3 ("What's this? Looks like an art theft in progress!") – 1 page – Justin Green
- Immunotoons – 1 page – Tom Hachtman
- William & Percy – ½ page – Gary Panter
- VCR comics – ½ page – Ed Subitzky
- Form 18700-A Federal adulthood deferment request – 1 page - David Rygalski
Vol. 2, #131 (October 1991)
Politically incorrect college issue
- Cover – Color illustration by Boris Vallejo
- Contents – 1 page – Includes illustrations by Robert Leighton
- Editorial – 2 pages – Includes 1 cartoon ("Shit") by Sam Gross
- Letters from the editors – 3 pages – Includes cartoons by Leo Cullum ("Out of the closet"), Charles Rodrigues ("Bookstore – Now a pop-up book!"), and Tim Haggerty
- The Billy Murphy Gazette – 1 page
- Comic: Kyle Baker's petty and vindictive funnies – 1 page - Kyle Baker
- Sports desk – 2 pages - Chris Kelly
- The potato – 2 pages – Includes 1 cartoon ("Bad dog!") by Tom Cheney
- On the payroll – 3 pages - Glenn Eichler – Includes 1 illustration by Mitch O'Connell + 1 cartoon ("Walk – Loiter") by Sidney Harris
- Pulp – 5 pages - Includes 1 color illustration (This month in October) by Richard Sala + a 5-tier comic (The beginning comics) by Ed Subitzky + Illustrations by Mark Matcho + 1 cartoon (Startling proof!) by Ron Hauge + 1 illustration (Catwoman vs. Cathy) by Kyle Baker
- 100 monkeys – 3 pages - Ian Maxtone-Graham, Andrew Osborne – Includes cartoons by Peter C. Vey ("Not tonight, dear"), Bill Woodman, and Frank Cotham (The conspiracy theory of evolution)
- Campus life '91 – 8 pages - Includes a 2-panel cartoon by Frank Springer + 1 color illustration by Jeanette Adams + Cartoons by Mark Peaslee (Religious studies), Gino (Vanilla Christ)
- Photo-comic: Half-time foto follies – 1 page – Elijah Aron & Jeff Branion + Dennis Kitchen (Photographs)
- The twin prides of Castile – 1 page – Markham O'Keefe – Includes 1 color illustration by Ross MacDonald
- Stop the pussy-go-round, I want to get off – 2 pages – Christine Caldwell – Includes 1 color illustration by Jeanette Adams
- DormRoom 2000 – 1 page - Jeff Branion, Christine Caldwell – Includes 1 illustration by N. Miuccio
- Dumb frat games – 3 pages - David Hyatt – Includes photographs by John "Duke" Kisch
- Sex in a double – 1 1/3 page - Jon D. Beckerman
- Dos and don'ts for college women wishing to have sex with men they hardly know – 1/3 page – Jodi Glenn
- The Princeton fuck bus – 1 page - Karen Tolchin, Charlie Tolchin, Missy Greeley – Includes 1 color illustration by Ross MacDonald
- Fool on the hill: Diary of an intern – 1 page - Jen Weiner – Includes photographs by Michael Chan + 3D illustration by Timothy Young
- I'm sorry, Jeff, but I can't fail a second-semester senior – 1 page - Jeff Branion – Includes 1 color illustration by Ross MacDonald
- Comic: How cartoons come to be/Ed Bread/Night of the living dead bread – 1 page – David King
- Comic: Go die – ½ page – Mark Peaslee
- Comic: Polystrip – ½ page – I. Keen
- Comic: Jojo, the chimp with human clothing – 1 tier - Walter Holcombe
- Comic: No squirrels today – 1 tier – Korey Coleman
- Comic: Tales from the land of plenty – ½ page – Marc Trujillo
- Comic: The way I see it – 1 tier – Tom King
- Cartoon ("So I'm sitting there...") – Van Garrett
- Comic: Comix trip – 1/3 page – Greg Weiner
- Comic: Hypodermic noodles – ½ page – Gino
- Cartoon: An allegory for the human condition, Part I – Gino
- Comic: Toasting instructions – 1 tier – Jeanette Moreno
- Comic: Me2 – 1 tier – Jeanette Moreno
- Comic: My friend Albert – 1 tier – Jeanette Moreno
True Section (Special academic edition)
- All-time best educational True Facts – 1 ½ page - John Bendel – Includes illustrations by Mitch O'Connell
- True U. – 1 page - Jeff Branion, Christine Caldwell
- True sophomoric humor – ½ page – Cartoons by George Lincoln Rockwell and Hugh Hefner
- True Map – 2 pages - Doug Kirby, Ken Smith, Mike Wilkins – Includes illustrations by Susan M. Blubaugh
- True Pranks – 2 pages - Neil Steinberg
- Cartoon ("Act normal and give me a toaster") by Nick Downes
Funny Pages:
- The little nun/Jack Benny/Some call it fun – 1 page – Mark Newgarden
- Zubrick 5 ("Hey, Zubrick, I'm home...") – 1 page – Daniel Clowes
- The Duke of Eltingville show - 1 page – Drew Friedman, K. Bidus
- Last round-up on the sinister spacecraft of forbidden love 1 – ½ page – Ty Templeton
- Immunotoons – ½ page – Tom Hachtman
- Bill Beak: The foul fowl – ¾ page - Kaz (Kazimieras G. Prapuolenis)
- Old children – 1 tier - Kaz (Kazimieras G. Prapuolenis)
- Cineplex comics – ½ page – Ed Subitzky
- The Skinheads – ½ page – R. Reiley
- Outstanding seniors – 1 page - Mark Hentemann – Includes color photographs by John "Duke" Kisch
Vol. 2, #132 (Diciembre 1991)
- Contents – 1 page – Includes 1 color illustration by Jim DeGregory
- Editorial – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("Grand opening") by Sam Gross
- Letters from the editors – 2 pages – Includes cartoons by Tim Haggerty ("Until the twins came..."), Bill Woodman
- Kyle Baker's petty and vindictive funnies – 1 page – Kyle Baker
- Sports desk – 2 pages - Chris Kelly – Includes cartoons by Nick Downes ("I'm with stupid"), and John Jonik
- The day the Musak died – 2 pages - John Derevlany – Includes 1 illustration by Paul Corio
- Local wag – 1 page
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies starring Doug – 1 page
- Pulp – 5 pages – Includes 1 color illustration (This month in November) by Mary Kay Brown + a 5-tier comic (Palindrome comics) by Ed Subitzky + 1 cartoon (Startling proof) by Ron Hauge + Illustrations by Ron Barrett (Sideshow chuckle #1 and #3), Mark Matcho ("Permission denied" and "Hard-to-get joke"), Rob Orzechowski (Brando vs. Oprah)
- 100 monkeys – 4 pages - Ian Maxtone-Graham, Sam Johnson, Larry Doyle – Includes cartoons by John Jonik (Mobius Dick), Sam Gross ("Dr. Jekyll"), Mick Stevens ("Further proof that ordinary men..."), and O'Donnell ("Pop's – Free slice")
- The Uncivil War – 8 pages - The Editors – Includes illustrations by ?
- The uppest class – 4 pages - Robert Leighton – Includes 7 color illustrations by Rick Geary
- The Crust Club – 1 page - Anne D. Bernstein
- New menus: The uptown cuisine – 3 pages - Daniel O'Keefe – Includes 1 color photograph by Nick Coudis + 1 cartoon ("Oh, come on!") by Peter C. Vey
- Illustration: The class mall – 2 pages - The Editors + Color illustration by Milan Trenc
- Comic: Richie Riche
Cover in color
Fake ad: Luxury novelties – 1 page - Larry Doyle, Chris Kelly, Randy Klimpert, Ian Maxtone-Graham – Includes illustrations by Mark Newgarden
Richie Riche: Creme de la $pree – 4 pages in color - Larry Doyle + Angelo DeCesare
Richie's mail box – 1 page – Ian Maxtone-Graham – Includes 1 color illustration by Angelo DeCesare?
Funny Pages:
- Earl Klug, sales – 1 page – Mark Newgarden
- Evil Clown Comics ("We have an old saying in the clown game") – 2 pages – Nick Bakay + Alan Kupperberg
- White girl technology #12 – 1 page – Mary Kay Brown
- Doctor Harry loves beef! – ½ page – Drew Friedman, K. Bidus
- Last round-up on the sinister spacecraft of forbidden love 2 – ½ page – Ty Templeton
- Tarpit High – 1 page - Randy Jones, Neil Cuthbert
- Sexual novelties – 1 tier – David King
- Ron and Billy: Parental guidance – 2 tiers – Mark Peaslee
- Rock & Eva – 1 tier – Gino
- Meat seat – 1 page – Kaz (Kazimieras G. Prapuolenis)
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies starring Doug – 1 page
- True Section – 4 pages - Includes illustrations by Mitch O'Connell and Susan M. Blubaugh (True map)
- Street life bingo – 1 page - Neil Steinberg – Includes illustrations by Phil Marden
Vol. 2, #133 (February 1992)
The best of parodies
- Cover – Color photograph by Harry Heleotis
- Specialized sports magazines (November 1973) – 1 page - Gerald Sussman
- The New Yorker (March 1975) – 12 pages - Includes 1 cover color illustration by Bruce McCall + Illustrations by ? + 6 cartoons by Warren Sattler ("For the love of God, please help me", "We're all out of food. Scram", "Humpty Dumpty", "Well, if you can't find the goddamn things...", and "It was that noise he kept making")
- Food & Track (March 1982) – 5 pages - Tod Carroll – Includes photographs by James Wojcik + Illustrations by Peter Thorpe, Howard Nostrand
- Interluude (December 1981) – 11 pages - Richard Bernstein, Gerald Sussman, Ellis Weiner, Sean Kelly, Michael Reiss
- National Inspirer (March 1973) – 8 pages - Henry N. Beard, P.J. O'Rourke
- Negligent Mother (January 1975) – 6 pages - Brian McConnachie
- Rolling Tombstone (November 1982) – 8 pages - Leslie Fuller, Mitchell Kriegman, with Sean Kelly, Fred Graver
- Me (December 1973) – 7 pages - Henry N. Beard, Gerald Sussman
- Annual concordance to public TV programmes (April 1977) - 6 pages – Danny Abelson, Peter Kaminsky, Ellis Weiner – Includes 1 color illustration by Andy Lackow
- Old Ladies' Home Journal (September 1974) – 8 pages - Christopher Cerf, Henry N. Beard, Ed Subitzky – Includes photographs by Ronald G. Harris, Dick Frank, Vince Aiosa
- Steve Allen Magazine (November 1981) – 7 pages - Tod Carroll, Gerald Sussman, Ted Mann– Includes 1 illustration ("A" is for asthma") by Howard Nostrand + a 1-tier comic (Stephen Valentine Patrick William Allen) by Howard Nostrand
- Specialty sports magazines (November 1973) – 2 pages - Gerald Sussman
Vol. 2, #134 (April 1992)
True Facts
- Cover – Concept by Eric S. Godlberg, Mark Howard - Color illustration by Bill Purdom
- Editorial – 2 pages – Includes 1 illustration by Mitch O'Connell + 1 cartoon ("My compliments to the chef") by Frank Cotham
- Letters from the editors – 3 pages – Includes cartoons by Sam Gross ("President for life"), Randall Borchers ("If you release me...")
- Sports desk – pages - Chris Kelly – Includes 1 cartoon ("Emergency exit only") by Mick Stevens
- The potato – 2 pages – Includes cartoons by Peter C. Vey ("Hey, want to see some sewage?") and John Jonik ("No, I'm not expecting a child")
- The pathetic animal world championship – 1 page - Jonathan Schwarz
- Cartoon: Introduction to psychotherapy – 1 page - Ian Maxtone-Graham + Nick Spooner
- Pulp – 5 pages – Includes 1 color illustration (This month in March-April) by Richard Sala + a 7-tier comic (Turn turn turn comics) by Ed Subitzky + 1 cartoon (Startling proof) by Ron Hauge + Illustrations by George Bates and ?
- 100 monkeys – 6 pages - Melinda Brindley, Mark O'Donnell, David Cohen, Henry H. Roth – Includes cartoons by Bill Woodman, Tim Haggerty ("He wants to know what you did..."), Tom Cheney, and Nick Downes ("Oh God – it's the Brendan Behan Walking Tour")
- True Section – 7 pages – Includes 1 illustration (True crimes I) by Mitch O'Connell
- True Map: Boredom, U.S.A. – 2 pages - Doug Kirby, Ken Smith, Mike Wilkins - Includes 1 illustration by Susan M. Blubaugh
- True Section – 12 pages – Includes 1 illustration (True lawyer stories) by Mitch O'Connell
- Comic: Top True Facts - 2 pages - Rick Geary
- True Section - 14 pages – Includes 1 illustration (True medicine) by Mitch O'Connell
- True Map: Wild Science – 2 pages - Doug Kirby, Ken Smith, Mike Wilkins
- True Section – 7 pages – Includes 1 illustration (True politics) by Mitch O'Connell
- True Books – 1 page - Neil Steinberg
- True Section – 2 pages
Funny Pages:
- Beloved humorists never die!! – 1 page – Mark Newgarden
- Stranger than fact – 1 page – Drew Friedman, K. Bidus
- Trots and Bonnie ("I hate myself. I hate myself") – 1 page – Shary Flenniken
- Sparky's – 1 page – Chris Ware
- Incredibly witty things to say in bars – 1 page – Buddy Hickerson
- Transgression hotline – 1 page – Rick Geary
- Recycling – 1 page – Harvey Pekar + Spain Rodriguez
- Bikini Bear – 1 page – Doug Allen
(Spring 1993)
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon by Ed Subitzky
- The unified field conspiracy theory – 1 page - Daniel O'Keefe
- Wet T-shirt contest – 2 pages - Ed Subitzky
- Comic: Malcolm X-Men
Cover in color – Alan Kupperberg
Fake ad: Sea-Honkeys – 1 page – Alan Kupperberg?
The Malcolm X-Men: In dying color – 5 pages - Dave Wielgus + Alan Kupperberg
- Hearing before the committee on commerce, science and transportation, United States Senate (February 1987) – 4 pages - Larry Sloman, Ed Subitzky
- Cartoons: Those darned serial killers! – 4 pages – Charles Rodrigues
- Gerry Sussman's Yello Pages (December 1987) – 10 pages - Gerald Sussman – Includes illustrations by ?
- Comic: What Drew drew: A Drew Friedman retrospective – 5 pages - Drew Friedman
- The National Lampoon 1993 global humor index – 3 pages - Eric Goldberg, Mark Howard
- The parts left out of Madonna's "Sex" – 4 pages - Larry Sloman – Includes photographs by W.G. Bob
- The Yearning Annex (October 1987) – 4 pages - Dave Hanson, Larry Sloman
- Photo-comic: Spoon-O-Vision (April 1988) – 6 pages - Larry Sloman & Ed Subitzky + Chris Howland (Photographs)
- Short story: Multiplicity – 10 pages - Chris Miller – Includes 3 color illustrations by Randy Jones
- Photo-comic: The last temptation of Gilbert Gottfried (February 1989) – 2 pages - Gilbert Gottfried + ? (Photographs)
- Tax the poor: The trickle-down theory of Economics as propounded by Professor Irwin Corey, assisted by Annie Sprinkle (February 1986) – 3 pages - Includes photographs by Reuven Kopitchinski
- Cartoons: Assorted condoments – 4 pages - Sam Gross
- Photo-comic: Crucifixion and the single man (June 1989) – 2 pages - Gilbert Gottfried + ? (Photographs)
- Famous dead people's chalk lines (February 1987) – 4 pages - Dave Hanson – Includes photographs by Peter Kleinman
Funny Pages:
- Strange girl! – 1 page – Buddy Hickerson
- Trots and Bonnie ("Bonnie! Come quick!") – 1 page – Shary Flenniken
- William & Percy ("Then we pulled his eyes out...") – ½ page – Gary Panter
- Therapy comics – ½ page – Ed Subitzky
- Earl Klug, sales ("Earl Klug, affectionately known...") – 1 page – Mark Newgarden
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
(February 1994)
- Cover – Color illustration by Jeff Wells
- Letters from the editors – 3 pages – Includes cartoons by Ed Subitzky? ("How do you do"), ?, and Maoigan? ("Man – Woman")
- Ask Dr. Kevorkian – 1 page
- Recipes – 1 page
- I found out what's wrong with me – 1 page – Al Wescott - Includes 1 cartoon ("I forget, chief...") by Bob Zahn
- Bar room bets you can't lose – 1 page
- Interview with Howard Stern – 2 pages - Jane Wollman Rusoff – Includes 1 cartoon by Ed Subitzky
- 101 good things about being dead - 3 pages - Ed Subitzky – Includes 1 cartoon ("Today class, we will examine...") by Matt Jacobsen
- Boxing Gonzalez – 1 page
- "The doctor ran back into the room" – 2 pages – Dino Londis – Includes 1 cartoon ("It won't work unless...") by Shelton?
- Interview with Gallagher – 2 pages - Jane Wollman Rusoff – Includes 1 cartoon ("Karma") by Ed Subitzky
- Fake ad: Don't ask, don't tell: Form NO69 – 2 pages
- Goatee & Ponytail Magazine – 13 pages
- MadWills – 2 pages – Includes 1 cartoon ("Hurry, man... the punchline!") by Ed Subitzky
- Boulevard of broken diets – 2 pages
- Just only barely – 6 pages - Aron Abrams – Includes 1 cartoon ("Honey, I'm home!") by Seron? + 1 color illustration by Bonno + Cartoons by ? ("In a moment, the latest..."), Ed Subitzky ("Ouch") and Matt Jacobsen ("Supreme Court men's room")
- True Facts – 4 pages
- The court jester – 1 page - Henry Kimmel
- Comic: Michael Boredom – 3 pages - Monte Michael Moore
- Comic: Ossifer Weasel – 1 page – Joshua Quagmire
- Comic: Bottle Mouse & Cowman – 1 page – John Frost + Jeff Frost
- Comic: Step-Da-Da 1: A man's man – 2 pages – Raymond Joseph Ireland
(March/April 1994)
- Letters from the editors – pages – Includes cartoons by ? ("Listen, Rosey, I want you...") , Bud Grace ("9 – 2 – 9...") and John Bergstrom ("He thinks I'm better looking")
- The Hollywood ear – 4 pages
- Comic: Bill Clinton lends a sympathetic ear to a representative of the veterans of foreign wars – 1 page – Matt Jacobsen
- Interview with George Carlin – 4 pages - Jane Wollman Rusoff – Includes cartoons by Michael Grugel ("To prove he wants nothing...") and Blammo ("Allah Boom-Boy")
- Los Angeles: The official hiking guide – 6 pages – Includes illustrations by ?
- Photo-comic: I hate black bars – 1 page
- Muscle & Fatness Magazine – 5 pages
- The legend that is Flabio – 4 pages - Jeff Pill – Includes 1 color illustration by Jeff Wells
- Comic: Joe Comics vs. Trend! – 5 pages in color - ? (Script) + Gabe Hernandez (Pencils) + Jacinto Hernandez (Inks) + Monte Moore (Color)
- Photo-comic: University of Wisconsin – 2 pages in color
- Cartoon: Priests in the hood – 1 page – Matt Jacobsen
- Short story: Guys without lives – 7 pages - Aron Abrams – Includes 5 illustrations by Bonno + 1 cartoon ("Bartacus you idiot!") by John Bergstrom
- True Facts – 3 pages
- 1994 Form W-4 – 2 pages
- Comic: Step-Da-Da 2 ("Happy birthday dear bud-dy!") – 3 pages – Raymond Joseph Ireland
(May/June 1994)
- Editorial – 1 page – Includes 1 illustration by ?
- Letters from the editors – 2 pages – Includes 1 cartoon ("New college fashions") by John Bergstrom
- Interview with John Hughes - 3 pages – Includes 2 cartoons by John Bergstrom ("Rescue 911 cop bloopers" and "Then the little pig...")
- The inside scoop – 2 pages – Includes 1 cartoon ("And he was making such progress") by Peter C. Vey
- Devil's advocate – 4 pages
- Wake up America! – 3 pages - Jason Ward, Dave Garrett
- Litigious lawyer – 7 pages
- Short story: Little Pumperdink's brush with death – 6 pages - Raymond Joseph Ireland – Includes color illustrations by Jennifer Siegal
- Short story: The demise of the Arlene – 10 pages - Raymond Joseph Ireland
- Comic: Untitled – 1 page – T. Whitley?
- True Facts – 2 pages
- Signed photographs – 2 pages
- My encounter with History – 3 pages - John Hayes – Includes color illustrations by ?
- Comic: Step-Da-Da 3 ("Da-ploma blues") – 4 pages – Raymond Joseph Ireland
(July-August 1994)
- Contents – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("Honey it's for you") by ?
- Editorial – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon by Raymond Joseph Ireland
- Letters from the editors – 2 pages – Includes 1 cartoon ("You're on my foot jerk") by ?
- Entertainment extravaganza – 2 pages
- Wake-up America! – 3 pages – Includes 2 illustrations by Raymond Joseph Ireland?
- Cartoon: Where's Oswaldo – 1 page in color – John Bergstrom
- Liquor & Ammo – 10 pages – Includes 1 illustration by Raymond Joseph Ireland
- Short story: PC date – 4 pages - Chris Miller – Includes 1 color illustration by Bonno
- Barney, the view from the top – 5 pages – Includes illustrations by Apce? + Cartoons by John Bergstrom ("Statute of limitations"), ? ("Oh dear; Do I win again?") and Madigan + a 1-tier comic (Crazy mom) by Matt Jacobsen
- How I survived a week in the woods on magic mushrooms – 3 pages - Joseph M. Umber
- Cartoons – 1 page – Frink ("Danger construction area"), ? ("Help"), Matt Jacobsen ("The inner workings of..."), ? ("Nothing a good ole plunger can't handle") and Matt Jacobsen ("Yes, we have Schindler's List action figures!")
- True Facts – 2 pages
- Signed photographs – 2 pages
- Short story: Johnny Vid – 8 pages – Includes color illustrations by ?
- Comic: Step-Da-Da 4: The fishhunter – 4 pages in color – Raymond Joseph Ireland
(October 1994)
- Letters from the editors – 3 pages – Includes 1 cartoon ("I brought you a pet") by Frank Cotham
- The Hollywood ear – 2 pages
- Short story: Peanut heaven – 4 pages - John Hayes – Includes 1 cartoon ("You forgot the peanuts?!") by Bonno, Marks
- Wake-up America! – 5 pages – Raymond Joseph Ireland, David C. Garrett, Jason Ward – Includes 1 color illustration by ?
- Hoe: The Amish fetish magazine – 6 pages
- Jobs people have – 4 pages - David C. Garrett – Includes cartoons by ? ("You know, George..."), Marks & Bonno ("Now is it I before E..."), Alexander ("So bonehead!"), and Frank Cotham ("Tell us what you did in the war, daddy")
- I survived the attack of the 52in ft women – 3 pages - Julie Brown
- O.J. time investigation – 2 pages
- Short story: Nick Scorpio: Tough escrape – 4 pages – Raymond Joseph Ireland, David C. Garrett – Includes cartoons by Bonno & Marks ("Man... I can't believe I cut my ear off" and "If you can't find the Grail...") + 1 color illustration by Stan Somers
- Comic: Defrosted Ninja chicken – 1 page in color – E.M. Madigan
- Suicide notes – 1 page
- Signed photos – 2 pages – Includes 1 cartoon ("Queen Isabella forgive me...") by Bonno & Marks
- True Facts – 2 pages
- Roonmates – 2 pages - Harmon Leon – Includes cartoons by Hardin ("It's O.K., Officer") and Bonno & Marks ("You're as young as you feel!")
- Classified – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon by Frank Cotham
- Comic: Existential funnies – 3 pages - ?
- Comic: Step-Da-Da 5: Jingo ball – 4 pages in color – Raymond Joseph Ireland
- Fake ad: Prices slashed – 1 page – Includes 1 color illustration by Madigan
(January-February 1995)
- The Hollywood ear – 2 pages
- Know your knews – 2 pages
- Official government brochure for money-free Americans – 4 pages - Ed Subitzky
- Wake-up America! – 6 pages - David C. Garrett, Raymond Joseph Ireland – Includes cartoons by S. Motz, Bonno & Marks ("Moses for Pete's sake!"), Raymond Joseph Ireland ("My way by..."), and R. Piccolo ("See you later")
- Reader Digest – 10 pages - Includes cartoons by R. Piccolo ("Father Mark started to hum...", "Sperm 25 c", "Please cooperate, Mr. Wright" "Mrs. Winchester finds a...")
- Photo-comic: The early morning news – 2 pages in color
- Sex in America – 6 pages - Gene Grey – Includes 1 cartoon ("Thank you Lord for the...") by R. Piccolo
- Short story: Nick Scorpio: Space sperm – 2 pages - Paige Plant – Includes cartoons ("Hey, my penis..." and "Pssst...! Did you know that the...") by R. Piccolo
- Horrorscope for the reality impaired – 2 pages
- True Facts – 2 pages
- Signed photos – 2 pages
- Contest – 4 pages – David C. Garrett – Includes 1 color illustration by ? + 1 cartoon ("...auto mechanics...")
- Comic: Ideo-logical funnies – 1 page – Tony Gleeson
- Cartoons – 1 page – J. Gentner Sherman
- Comic: Step-Da-Da 6: Ye olde camaro of da – 4 pages in color – Raymond Joseph Ireland
(1995)
- Pornocopia – 4 pages - Michael O'Donoghue
- News on the March – 10 pages
- The Smart Set – 1 page - Franc Nunziata
- Comic: The adventures of Virgin Virgil – 2 pages in color - Ed Subitzky
- Playing pimp to the stars – 4 pages - Industrial Grade Willie
- Collage: Charles Darwen in the bathroom- 2 pages in color – Mike Metzger
- White boy dozens – 1 page - David C. Garrett, Jason Ward
- The real tree world – 4 pages - Raymond Joseph Ireland, Jason Ward, David C. Garrett
- Photo-comic: The early morning news – 2 pages in color
- Undercover beer-tester – 2 pages - Meister Harmon Leon
- Contrac' on America - 5 pages – Chet Cooper, Gene Grey
- News release – 3 pages
- Fake ad: Nafta y Teflan! y tú – 1 page
- Horrorscope for the reality impaired – 2 pages - Daniel Gamache
Funny Pages:
- Step-Da-Da 7: The tenacious snapping Da – 1 page in color – Raymond Joseph Ireland
- Hightly specialized cartoons – 2 pages – J.T. Giordano
- Dale Face – 1 page in color – Martin J. Schane?
- Bowling for Bismuth – 1 page – J.T. Giordano
- True Facts – 2 pages
- Signed photos – 2 pages
- Cartoons: Kartoon kontest-ant winners – 1 page
- Comic: Jillian's all-girl funnies – 3 pages – Mady?
- Comic: My life – 1 page - John E. Thompson
- Comic: Variations on a theme – 1 page – Kaufman
- Comic: I'm just a coo-coo pants in love... – 1 page in color – Lou Patnode
- Comic: ("Happy birthday, son!") – 1 page in color – D. Flood
- Comic: Little gray dog – 1 page – Mark O'Brien
- Comic: The porpoise of life – 1 page – McDougall
- Cartoon ("Sometimes I think your migraine is just an excuse") – Gaspirtz
- Cartoon – Karen Favreau
- O.J. on board - 1 page
(1996)
- A message from the National Veal Association – 1 page – Includes 1 color illustration by Rick Menard
- Fashion cafe menu – 4 pages - Jeff Pill & Tom Sage
- True (sex) facts – 1 page
- Roman Enquirer – 4 pages - Jeff Pill
- Sux (Madonna' baby book) – 5 pages - Dave Pullano
- Comic: A letter from Dog River – 1 page – Stanley Matis
- True (morons among us) facts – 1 page
- The J. Peeterman Company Owner's Manual No. 69 – 6 pages - Brian Williamson
- Duffer's Digest – 9 pages - Jeff Pill, Dave Pullano, Harmon Leon, Gene Grey – Includes illustrations by Brian Williamson and ?
- The woman Lincoln – 3 pages - Christine Wrensh – Includes 1 color illustration by ?
- True Signs – 1 page
- Comic: Cultural jetlag – 1 page – Jim Siergey, Tom Roberts
- Lawrence of Hollywood: The remake – 3 pages - Dean Christopher
- A loser's life – 4 pages - Nick Beef – Includes illustrations by ?
- True headlines – 1 page
- The second-oldest profession comes of age – 3 pages - Jefferson Springbok
- Picking up guys... – 4 pages
- Comic: Cultural jetlag – 1 page – Jim Siergey, Tom Roberts
- The multicultural exams of Ellen Braverwomyn – 4 pages - Jeff Pill & Tom Sage
- Comic: Two little froggies – 1 page – Brian Williamson
- True (dumb and dumber criminals) facts – 1 page
- Sexual harassment: How to do it! (October 1980) – 4 pages - John Hughes, Ted Mann – Includes illustrations by Nicky Zann
- True (blind justice) facts – 1 page
- The book of last pages – 8 pages - Dean Christopher – Includes illustrations by ?
- Nuremberg Court frees Hitler – 2 pages - Dean Christopher – Includes 1 color illustration by Rick Menard
- Modern urban legends – 2 pages - Jeff Pill, Dave Pullano, Harman Leon, Gene Grey – Includes color illustrations by Rick Menard
- Stewardesses of the emerging nations (August 1979) – 4 pages – Written & Illustrated in color by Bruce McCall
- True (sex) facts – 1 page
- Comic: Dung Beetle Circus – 1 page – Brian Williamson
- Comic: A letter from Dog River – 1 page – Stanley Matis
- Review from the road – 1 page - Dean Christopher
- Comic: My life in the theatre – 1 page – Brian Williamson
- Somewhere beyond the rim – 3 pages - Dean Christopher - Includes 1 illustration by ?
- Comic: Head cheese cartoon – 1 page – Brian Williamson
- True (they had it coming) facts – 1 page
- Photo-comic: Melvin Spivey... nasal spray addict – 4 pages - Jeff Pill & Tom Sage – Art by Darin Alch
- True signs – 2 pages
- Almost holy apparitions – 1 page - Dave Pullano
- Cartoon: The Nazi Doctor Doolittle (January 1974) – 2 pages in color - Anne Beatts + Doug Taylor
(1997)
- Reminiscing – Chris Miller
- How to score with chicks – 1 ½ pages - Doug Kenney – Includes 1 illustration by ?
- How to make it with men – 2 ½ pages - Amy Ephron – Includes 1 cartoon ("It's a fried telephone book") by Charles Barsotti
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- What every young woman should know (July 1977) – 3 pages - Jeff Greenfield
- How to drive fast on drugs while getting your wing-wang squeezed and not spill your drink (March 1979) – 4 pages - P.J. O'Rourke - Technical consultant: Joe Schenkman – Includes 1 illustration by George Pérez + 1 cartoon ("...undreamed of luxuries") (September 1976) by Sidney Harris
- Comic: Trots and Bonnie ("Wanna come over to my house...") (January 1975) – Shary Flenniken
- Comic: All New First High Comics (January 1975) – Cover in color + 4 pages in color - Doug Kenney + Joe Orlando
- Poor man's cocaine (August 1977) – 2 pages - The Editors
- Narcotics rationing stamps (September 1973) – 1 page
- Poem: Dick in Jane (July 1979) – 4 pages – Michael O'Donoghue – Includes 8 color illustrations by Michael Gross
- So you want to be a rock and roll star? (July 1975) – 3 pages in color - Ellis Weiner
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- Photo-comic: The perfect date (May 1980) – 4 pages in color - Ed Subitzky + Ronald G. Harris
- Short story: Beat the Meatles (October 1977) – 6 pages - Chris Miller – Includes 1 color illustration by Raymond Kursar + Cartoons by John Caldwell ("...and if you come back without the Liederkranz...") (January 1977) and Sidney Harris ("Blind – Thank you") (June 1973)
- Short story: Pipe dream (June 1972) – 7 pages - Chris Miller – Includes 1 color illustration by Fred Marcellino
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- The body (November 1978) – 1 page – P.J. O'Rourke
- How to tell what girls are like under their clothes (November 1978) – 3 pages - John Hughes – Includes illustrations by Trina Robbins
- Photo-comic: Strip poker (March 1979) – 4 pages - John Hughes + Phil Koenig
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- I, a splurch (April 1970) - 4 pages - John Weidman - Includes 11 illustrations by Peter Bramley
- Short story: Tales of Nozzlin High School (October 1973) – 5 pages - Chris Miller
- Gobbler (August 1976) – 4 pages – Tony Hendra, P.J. O'Rourke – Includes photographs by Arky & Barrett
- More obligatory sex scenes (July 1977) – 4 pages - Danny Abelson, Louise Gikow, John Hughes, Peter Kaminsky, Sean Kelly, P.J. O'Rourke, Gerald Sussman, Ellis Weiner
- The unrealeased albums of John, Paul, George, and Ringo (October 1977) – 4 pages - The Editors - Includes 1 color illustration by ? + 1 color illustration (McCartney and friend) by Bob Larkin
- FUCK! The Beatles (October 1977) – 2 pages - Gerald Sussman – Includes photographs by Shild/Obremski
- Comic: The ventures of Zimmerman (October 1972)
Cover in color – Ross Andru + Mike Esposito
To honor a decade of dissent – 1 page – Cindy Laverty
The origins of Zimmerman – 8 pages in color - Tony Hendra & Sean Kelly + Neal Adams
- Ed Subitzky's groovy '60s diary – 7 pages - Ed Subitzky
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- Comic: Muff diving (July 1977) – 1 page - Shary Flenniken
- True sex facts – 6 pages
(1998)
- Cover – Color illustration by Edelmo Garcia
- Color illustration: Failures (April 1982) – 1 page – Greg Theakston
- Girls of the correspondence schools – 4 pages - Dave Pullano
- Comic: Pete, the P.O.'d postal worker – 1 page – Mike Smith (Concept) + Marcus Pierce Jr. (Script) + Pete Garcia (Art)
- Photo-comic: Melvin Spivey, nasal spray addict: Oh, those pheremones! – 4 pages - Jeff Pill
- Big night out with Dale and T-Bone – 4 pages - Bill & Mike Hayes
- Diary of a loser – 2 pages - Jeff McCarthy – Includes 1 illustration by Dan Warner
- True headlines – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("Second thoughts about the new religion") by ?
- stInc – 16 pages - Jeff Pill, Dave Pullano, Bill Robertson, Paul Udouj – Includes 4 color illustrations by J.T. Steiny
- Comic: Failure (December 1979) – 3 pages in color - John Hughes + Leslie Cabarga
- The official National Lampoon homewrecker kit (July 1985) – 4 pages - Peter Kleinman, Heidi Berg – Includes illustrations by Jeanette Adams, Shari Schneider
- True (sex) facts – 1 page
- Theme restaurants that failed (April 1982) – 3 pages - Al Jean, Gerald Sussman – Includes 5 llustrations by Comp Art Plus
- Comic: Bad luck with women (June 1987) – 4 pages - Josh Alan Friedman + Drew Friedman
- Dodosaurs (June 1972) – 4 pages – Text & illustrations by Rick Meyerowitz
- True signs – 2 pages
- Products for the man on the way down – 4 pages - Nick Monahan, Ed Chavey – Includes illustrations by Dan Warner
- Bland University orientation manual (October 1986) – 5 pages - Dave Hanson
- International Schlemiel (The lame fashion catalog) – 11 pages – Matt Ledoux, Todd Beebe
- The B.F.I.'s – ½ page – Includes 2 illustrations by Dan Warner
- Jack Kevorkian reviews suicide notes – 1 page - Jonathan Lowe – Includes 1 color illustration by Doug Hoch + 1 cartoon (Please. Learn proper spelling) by J.T.
- Refused permits for the "Lilith Fair" – 1 page – Includes 2 color illustrations by Doug Hoch
- The cum of all fears – 3 pages - Greg Snyder, Michael Williams – Includes 1 color illustration by Sean Stark + 1 cartoon (The needed Grammy Award) by J.T.
- Our worst (true) submission – 1 page
- Religions that didn't make it – 1 ½ pages - Jeff McCarthy, Dave Pullano – Includes 1 illustration by Dan Warner
- True (they had it coming) facts – ½ page
- The Gilligan Papers – 10 pages - Stephen Kohn – Includes 1 illustration by Sean Starks
- True (morons among us) facts – 1 page
- Dr. Seuss' failed erotic poetry – 1 page - Ed Chavey – Includes illustrations by ?
- Priorities – 3 pages
- TV shows that didn't make the Fall schedule – 1 page - Jeff Pill, Dave Pullano, Tom Sage, Bill Robertson