Vol. 2, #42 (January 1982)
Sword and Sorcery
- Cover – Color illustration by Walter Simonson
- Contents – Includes a 1-tier vertical comic (Fun for the rich) by Ron Hauge
- Big John's couch-time stories for men – 4 pages - Jefferson Springbok – Includes 1 cartoon ("Here, boy...") by Mick Stevens
- A bus bursts into flames en route to the state semifinal basketball tourney – 3 pages - Kevin Curran – Includes 1 cartoon ("When I was a boy, Santa would just...") by John Jonik
- An interview with a magazine man: Jacob J. Firk – 2 pages – Allan Appel – Includes 1 cartoon ("Great to see you") by ?
- News on the March – 5 pages
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- Short story: Cohen the Boybarian – 8 pages - Ellis Weiner – Includes 1 color illustration by Ezra Tucker + 1 cartoon ("2 eggs any style") by Peter C. Vey
- Comic: Classics of Sports Illustrated – Al Jean + Frank Springer
Cover in color
Fake ad: Great moments in sports litigation – 1 page - ?
A New York Yankee in King Arthur's court – 4 pages in color
- Semi Mental Magazine – Sean Kelly, Chris Kelly – Includes color illustrations by Mark Watts (Taarna), Doug Beekman (Gandalf the Gray), Ed Acuna (Snoopy), Joyce Ballantyne (Pin-up), James Sherman (The day the Earth stood still)
- Lesser-known quests of the Round Table – 5 pages - Jon Pelzer – Includes illustrations by James Grashow + 1 cartoon ("Requests") by Bill Woodman
- Folk and fairy tales, myths and legends of Central Europe – 4 pages - Sean Kelly – Includes 4 color illustrations by Rick Meyerowitz
- Comic: A kid's guide to home sorcery – 2 pages in color - Ron Barrett
- Comic: Bewitched – 4 pages - Ted Mann + Bernie Wrightson
- Cinefantasterrifique Magazine – 5 pages - Michael Reiss – Includes a color cover by S.V.? + 1 illustration by Howard Nostrand (Saxon violence)
- Town of Drynkenwyf yellow pages – 2 pages - John Bendel
Comics: Funny Pages
- Deirdre Callahan, a biography 11 ("A foreign power using Deirdre can destroy...") – 1 page – Charles Rodrigues
- The Rabbit Boy 8 ("While Bert's lawyer, Neville Cohen...") – 1 page – Len Glasser
- Aunt Mary's kitchen ("Today we're making Dutch babies") – ½ page – Mary Kay Brown
- Politenessman ("You have completed your training as Youtharians...") – ½ page – Ron Barrett
- New wave comics ("Very little was known about him") – 1 page – Mark Marek
- Ward C ("I'm feeling much better today") – ½ page – Tom Cheney
- Those fabulous bunnies – 1 page – Mark Knudsen
- The Appletons ("As we look in on the home of the Appletons...") – 1 page – B.K. Taylor
- True Section – 2 pages - ?
- National Lampoon Contest #4 – 1 page – Ted Mann
Vol. 2, #43 (February 1982)
The sexy issue
- Cover – Color photograph by Ronald G. Harris
- Contents – Includes a 1-tier vertical comic (Aunts and uncles) by Holly K. Tuttle
- Guest editorial – 1 page – Sissy Bledsoe – Includes photographs by James Salzano
- Cored curriculum – 2 pages - Mark Kirkeby – Includes 1 cartoon ("I'd like fourteen feet of white pine...") by John Jonik
- Way to go! – 3 pages – Jefferson Springbok – Includes 1 cartoon by Peter Steiner
- Children's letters to Penthouse forum – 3 pages - Al Jean – Includes 1 cartoon by Bill Woodman + 1 cartoon by Robert Mankoff
- News on the March – 5 pages – Tod Carroll with T.C., Al Jean, Michael Reiss. Ellis Weiner, Ted Mann
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- Loving alone & liking it! – 5 pages - Ellis Weiner
- O.C. & Stiggs Annual Gash Report 1981 – 6 pages - Tod Carroll, Ted Mann – Includes photographs by James Wojcik
- Parents of the girls of the Eastwest Conference – 2 pages - Michael Reiss – Includes photographs by James Salzano and illustrations by Daniel Pelavin
- The loves of Tony Romaine – 3 pages - John Bendel – Includes 1 color photograph by Constance Hansen
- Fake movie poster: The bycicle seat thief – 1 page in color - Gerald Sussman + Rick Meyerowitz
- True bitch – 6 pages - Kevin Curran – Includes 1 cartoon ("Curses... our arms are suddenly paralyzed...") by John Caldwell + 1 cartoon ("Hey, Mister Tally Man – tally me bananas") by Leo Cullum
- How to write dirty – 2 pages - Michael Reiss & Al Jean
- Jack and Jill St. John – 5 pages - Tod Carroll – Includes illustrations by Warren Sattler, Phil Scheuer, Howard Nostrand
- The Playboy advisor – 1 page - Al Jean – Includes 1 illustration by Mark Busacca
- Sophisticated literary section – 6 pages - Gerald Sussman, Ted Mann – Includes photographs by Ronald G. Harris, James Salzano
- Callings all broads! – 1 page - Jefferson Springbok
Comics: Funny Pages
- Deirdre Callahan, a biography 12 ("In a Chicago hospital a man lies near death") – 1 page – Charles Rodrigues
- The Rabbit Boy 9 ("Rabbit Boy foils prison break") – 1 page – Len Glasser
- Aunt Mary's kitchen ("Well, I'm right in the middle of making Dutch Babies...") – ½ page – Mary Kay Brown
- Politenessman ("The old family retainer adds some spice to the meal") – ½ page – Ron Barrett
- Love doll – 1 page - Rod Kierkegaard Jr.
- Black man's burden – 1 tier – Bill Plympton
- C'est: La, vie! - 3 tiers – Kamagurka (Luc Zeebroek)
- Timberland Tales ("In the quiet of his cabin, Maurice the young Indian boy...") – 1 page – B.K. Taylor
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- True Section – 3 pages - ?
- National Lampoon Contest #5 – 1 page – Dave Tynan
Vol. 2, #44 (March 1982)
Food
(Issue with missing pages)
- Cover – Michael Harris
- Editorial – 1 page – Sissy Bledsoe – Includes photographs by Julia Gorton, James Salzano
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("Beware...") by Peter C. Vey
- Open page America – 5 pages - Jefferson Springbok – Includes 1 illustration by Lou Brooks + 1 cartoon ("Self-portraits") by John Caldwell
- Some things never change – Al Jean
- The triumphant return of Tippy Wolff – 4 pages - Michael Reiss – Includes 1 illustration by Susan Faiola
- Time of the month – 5 pages – Tod Carroll with T.C., Sean Kelly, Mike Reiss, Al Jean, Ed Subitzky, Stuart Hertzberg
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- Food cover – 1 page in color – Rick Meyerowitz
- Ess, Ess, mein Kampf – 2 pages - Michael Reiss – Includes photographs in color by James Salzano
- The great fast food wars – 6 pages - Kevin Curran – Includes 1 color illustration by Leslie Cabarga
- Goormay Magazine – 9 pages - Gerald Sussman, Ted Mann – Includes photographs by Michael Harris, James Salzano + Illustrations by ?
- Ron Barrett's Restaurant place mats – 3 pages – Written & Illustrated in color by Ron Barrett
- The Beverly Sills diet – 3 pages - Al Jean – Includes illustrations by Jack Tom
- The chicken war – 4 pages - Ted Mann, John Bendel – Includes photographs by Dan Nelken + Illustrations by Jeffrey Seaver
- Comic: Tubby the Tuna – 1 page - Sean Kelly + Phil Scheuer & Archive photographs
- The commemorative food stamp album – 2 pages - John Bendel – Includes color illustrations by Robert Crawford (Guns, Berries), Daniel Pelavin (Cocoa, Crunchiness, Fish, Spatula), Mary Sherman (Citrus, Meat Loaf), Arthur Thompson (Ceiling, Mastication, Microwave)
- Jim's tires guide to home cooking in the U.S. – 4 pages – Ellis Weiner – Includes illustrations by Jack Tom
- Food & Track Magazine – 5 pages - Tod Carroll – Includes photographs by James Wojcik + Illustrations by Peter Thorpe, Howard Nostrand
Comics: Funny Pages
- Deirdre Callahan, a biography 13 ("The eccentric billionaire J. Pierpont Cassaba reads his morning paper") – 1 page – Charles Rodrigues
- The Rabbit Boy 10 ("Famed motion-picture director Michael Cimino...") – 1 page – Len Glasser
- Happy hour ("I don't know why I put up with this shit") – 1 tier – Bruce Cochran
- Mature adult humor ("Nothing like good old-fashioned sex, huh, honey?") – 1 tier – Mimi Pond
- Politenessman ("An insurgent faction of a South American army...") – ½ page – Ron Barrett
- Teenage escape – 1 page – Rick Geary
- Bill's penis ("Bill's penis speaks out on the issues") – 1 tier – Mark Knudsen
- Pigs in love ("Daisy, were there other pigs before me?") – 1 tier – Revilo (Oliver Christianson)
- Aunt Mary's kitchen ("I hope the Moronsons didn't mind my asking them to go home") – ½ page – Mary Kay Brown
- New wave comics ("Chinatown") – 1 page – Mark Marek
- Young moderns ("Hi there! How ya doin', lovely lady?") – 3 tiers – Paul Anthony Bernardo + Mary Wilshire
- Zeb Piker ("I know what you're thinking") – 1 tier - Hollinger
- The Appletons ("In the living room of the Appletons") – 1 page – B.K. Taylor
- True Section – 3 pages - ?
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- National Lampoon Contest #6 – 1 page – Ted Mann, Sean Kelly
Vol. 2, #45 (April 1982)
Failures
- Cover – Color illustration by Daniel Maffia
- Editorial – 1 page - Sissy Bledsoe – Includes 1 photograph by James Salzano
- Letters – Includes 1 illustration by David Celsi + 1 cartoon ("No muttering under one's breath") by John Jonik
- Masterpieces of surprise – 3 pages - Michael Reiss – Includes 1 illustration by Leo Pando + 1 cartoon by Bill Woodman
- Shooting stars – 2 pages - Joel Kweskin, Cary Bayer – Includes 1 illustration by Brad Hamann + 1 cartoon ("Okay. He now got blood in his urine") by ? + 1 cartoon ("For the last time...") by Hollinger
- The dessert that saved Russia – 2 pages - Allan Appel – Includes 1 illustration by Susan Faiola + 1 cartoon ("In the event of nuclear accident...") by Brian Savage
- Time of the month – 5 pages – Tod Carroll with T.C., Sean Kelly, Mike Reiss, Al Jean
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- Failures cover – 1 page – Color illustration by Greg Theakston
- Theme restaurants that failed – 3 pages - Al Jean, Gerald Sussman – Includes 5 llustrations by Comp Art Plus
- Self-Destruct Magazine – 5 pages - Gerald Sussman – Includes color photographs by George Adams
- Henry Sprague, mental patient and failure – 6 pages - Tod Carroll – Includes 1 color illustration by Dagmar Frinta + 1 cartoon ("Is line A actually longer than line B...") by Robert Mankoff + 1 cartoon ("There's no password, Hanson") by Mike Twohy? + 1 cartoon ("Call me when Pete Rose is at bat again") by Peter Steiner
- Comic: Vietnam Vets – 7 pages - Ted Mann + Howard Nostrand
- Farming the ocean floor – 2 pages - Michael Reiss with 1 color illustration by Dan Kirk
- Mitch Springer: A loving tribute – 5 pages - Joey Green – Includes photographs by Dan Nelken
- Build your own Orson Welles – 7 pages - Tod Carroll – Model illustration by Bob Dale – Photographs by Grant Roberts
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- Letters – Includes 1 cartoon ("Store for glasses worn only by substitute teachers") by Ron Hauge
- True Section – 5 pages - ? – Includes 1 illustration by Elwood H. Smith
Comics: Funny Pages
- Deirdre Callahan, a biography 14 ("In a newspaper advertisement Quentin Kelp...") – 1 page – Charles Rodrigues
- The Rabbit Boy 11 ("Rona Barrett in Hollywood") – 1 page – Len Glasser
- Bill's penis ("Always concerned that safety guidelines...") – 1 tier – Mark Knudsen
- Mature adult humor ("Kool School") – 1 tier – Mimi Pond
- Politenessman ("A Soviet scientist is pursued by the U.S. Central Intelligence Agency") – ½ page – Ron Barrett
- New wave comics ("Honey... I'm pregnant") – ¾ page – Mark Marek
- Famous comic artists school: Lesson #217 – Shit – 1 tier – Bruce Cochran
- Pigs in love ("What's that perfume you're wearing?") – 1 tier – Revilo (Oliver Christianson)
- Zeb Piker ("Mr. Piker, though we hail from different social strata...") – 1 tier - Hollinger
- Aunt Mary's kitchen ("Nurse, please prepare our patient for a tetanus booster!") – ½ page – Mary Kay Brown
- Timberland Tales ("The questions that spin in one's head as a youth...") – 1 page – B.K. Taylor
- Letters – Includes 1 cartoon ("Eat! Eat! Eat!") by Peter C. Vey
- Next month – 1 page – Color photograph by Matthew Meshekoff
- National Lampoon Contest #7 – 1 page – Al Jean
Vol. 2, #46 (May 1982)
Crime
- Cover – James Wojcik – Construction by Jim Wilson
- Letters – 3 paqes – Includes 1 cartoon ("Tonight") by Mick Stevens + 1 cartoon (Rubik's Comics) by John Caldwell + 1 cartoon ("What ever happened to the piano bar?") by Robert Mankoff
- Now, this article is funny – 2 pages - Al Jean – Includes 1 illustration by Dennis Ziemienski + 1 cartoon ("I know what you're thinking") by Leo Cullum
- History pop talk – 2 pages - John Bendel – Includes 1 illustration by Paul Meisel + 1 cartoon ("When you are representing Taylor and Clemens...") by Mike Twohy
- Mrs. Trilling – 4 pages - Ellis Weiner – Includes 1 illustration by Nancy Lawton + 1 cartoon ("Send Orgill in, will you?") by Frank Cotham + 1 cartoon ("What's this I hear about you dressing up like a woman...") by Peter C. Vey
- Time of the Month – 5 pages - ?
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- Jimmy "The Weasel" Fratianno's guide to murder, extortion, and picking up girls – 6 pages - Tod Carroll – Includes 1 illustration in color by Robert Crawford + Illustrations by Lou Brooks + Photographs by Michael Watson + 1 cartoon by Sam Gross
- Tuesday night on NBC: A night of crime – 5 pages - Gerald Sussman – Includes 3 illustrations in color by Howard Chaykin
- The unpublished enemies of Dick Tracy – 2 pages - John Weidman – Includes illustrations by Ron Barrett
- Short story: Double-header – 7 pages - Sean Kelly – Includes 1 illustration in color by Leslie Cabarga + 1 cartoon ("Throw him to the dolphins!") by John Caldwell + 1 cartoon ("Quick! Make fun of the size of his genitals...") by Brian Savage
- Comic: Tales from the Tombs
Cover in color - ?
Fake ad: Attica etiquette – 1 page - ?
Behind gay bars! – 5 pages in color - Michael Reiss & Al Jean + Howard Nostrand
- Short story: The devil and William Kunstler – 5 pages - Ted Mann – Includes 2 illustrations in color by Jeffrey J. Smith + 5 illustrations by Elliott Banfield
- La Famiglia Newsletter – 3 pages - Lucia D'Assassinato – Includes photographs by Dan Nelken
- Sammy Davis Jr.'s Muggers Hall of Fame – 3 pages in color – Written & Illustrated by Rick Meyerowitz
- Earth enemy #1 – 2 pages - Tod Carroll
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies - 1 page
- True Section – 2 pages
Comics: Funny Pages
- Deirdre Callahan, a biography 15 ("What the hell is that?") – 1 page – Charles Rodrigues
- Bill's penis ("Bill's penis rethinks his position on unilateral nuclear disarmament") – 1 tier – Mark Knudsen
- Pigs in love ("Give me some tongue toots!") – 1 tier - Revilo (Oliver Christianson)
- Lessons in life ("Famous waitress school: Step 1 – Think fast") – ½ page – Mimi Pond
- Popular problems ("No one in our 8th grade class was more hated than Terry Bone") – ½ page – Ron Hauge
- Politenessman ("Their yacht sunk") – ½ page – Ron Barrett
- The Rabbit Boy 12 ("Rona Barrett in Hollywood") – 1 page – Len Glasser
- Zeb Piker ("Say, Buzzy, did you know that the famous comedian Ozzie Nelson had plastic teeth?") – ½ page - Hollinger
- Aunt Mary's kitchen ("What's wrong, Laura? You don't look at all well") – ½ page – Mary Kay Brown
- The Appletons ("The last time we saw the senior Appletons...") - 1 page – B.K. Taylor
- National Lampoon contest #8 – 1 page - Michael Reiss
Vol. 2, #47 (June 1982)
Do it yourself
- Cover – Color illustration by Gary Hallgren
- Editorial – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("After abandoning their initial mission...") by Mick Stevens
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("Please try to understand...") by Leo Cullum
- The Rosenbergs – 3 pages - Michael Reis – Includes 1 illustration by Dennis Ziemienski + 1 cartoon ("Smokey Bar") by Liza Donnelly + 1 cartoon by Mike Twohy
- Kermit Schafer's bloopers of literature – 2 pages - Al Jean – Includes 1 illustration by Randall Enos
- Barry Glenn, disaster agent to the stars – 3 pages - Stephen Geller – Includes 1 illustration by Joseph Denaro + 1 cartoon ("Folks in Munger, Minnesota...") by Hollinger + 1 cartoon ("Well, yes, I did advertise for a whale") by Peter C. Vey
- Time of the Month – 5 pages – Tod Carroll with T.C., Al Jean, Mike Reiss, Ed Subitzky
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- Do It Yourself Cover – 1 page – Color illustration by Steve Guarnaccia
- How to perform hemifacial spasm surgery on yourself – 4 pages - Mike Wilkins – Includes illustrations by Greg Scott
- Saturdays! – 5 pages - Al Jean, Ted Mann, Michael Reiss – Includes photographs by Dan Nelken
- Ladies and gentlemen: Albert Goldman! – 1 page - Sean Kelly
- Comic: How to save a failing entertainment empire in 13 easy steps – 2 pages in color - Sean Kelly + Lou Brooks
- Ellis Weiner tells you how to make big money as a modern artist – 4 pages - Ellis Weiner – Includes 1 photograph by James Wojcik
- How to pursue a career in nude photography – 6 pages - Gerald Sussman – Includes photographs in color by Michael Gross
- Guinness Book of World Records, by Sir Alec Guinness – 2 pages - John Weidman
- The O.C. and Stiggs guaranteed method of porking the Vice-President's wife – 7 pages - Tod Carroll, Ted Mann – Includes photographs by James Wojcik + 1 cartoon ("But Horace, even if your gloomy scenario...") by Robert Mankoff
- How's I all gwan git by wiffout no mo' federal p'ograms? – 5 pages - Tod Carroll – Includes 9 illustrations by Howard Nostrand
- How to forge money – 3 pages - Ted Mann
- True Section – 2 pages - ?
Comics: Funny Pages
- Deirdre Callahan, a biography 16 ("Guido Santangelo! I arrest you for the murder of your wife!") – 1 page – Charles Rodrigues
- Bill's penis ("Bill's penis fends off the attacks of the critics") – 1 tier – Mark Knudsen
- Lessons in life ("Famous waitress school: Step 1 – Stop") – 1 tier – Mimi Pond
- Ward C ("Hey! Hey! Somebody!") – ½ page – Tom Cheney
- Popular problems ("Now that I have my car fixed...") – ½ page – Ron Hauge
- Politenessman ("In our nation's capitol") – ½ page – Ron Barrett
- The Rabbit Boy 13 ("Despite rifts with studio heads...") – 1 page – Len Glasser
- Zeb Piker ("Zeb saunters in to his favorite restaurant") – ½ page - Hollinger
- Aunt Mary's kitchen ("I have just found my brother Leo's photo album") – ½ page – Mary Kay Brown
- Timberland Tales ("In our last episode, Maurice, the young Indian boy...") - 1 page – B.K. Taylor
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- Next month: Sports – 2/3 page – Color illustration by Susan Faiola
- National Lampoon contest #9: Match the mouthpiece to his case load – 1 page
Vol. 2, #48 (July 1982)
Sports
- Cover – Color illustration by Dennis Ziemienski
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("We make our choices...") by Leo Cullum
- Professor Kennilworth on the joke – 2 pages - Dave Yuzo Spector – Includes 1 illustration by Elwood H. Smith + 1 cartoon ("I left my wife this morning") by Peter C. Vey
- Shooting stars – 3 pages - Joel Kweskin, Cary Bayer – Includes 1 illustration by Brad Hamann + 1 cartoon ("Vulgar without being funny") by Sam Gross
- Fun tales from the world of sport – 4 pages - Kevin Curran – Includes 1 illustration by Greg Scott + 1 cartoon ("Well, sometimes I go down...") by Mick Stevens
- Time of the Month – 5 pages – Includes 1 illustration by Philip Scheuer – Tod Carroll with T.C., Sean Kelly, Mike Reiss, Al Jean, Ed Subitzky
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- Sports cover – Color illustration by Bill Meyer?
- Short story: The royal four-flushers, or Wheelchair fury – 5 pages - Kevin Curran – Includes 1 color illustration by Greg Theakston + 1 cartoon ("Great news, Chuck!") by John Caldwell + 1 cartoon by Mike Twohy
- Steve Garvey's batting tips for lovers – 3 pages - Kevin Curran – Includes 3 illustrations by Gary Hallgren
- Mike 'n' Al's boxing briefs – 7 pages - Michael Reiss & Al Jean – Includes photographs by Michael Watson, James Wojcik + Illustrations by Seth Jaben ("Frazier-Ali IV"), Nancy Lawton ("Folios of fistiana" and "Diving bored"), Susan Faiola ("The infamous long count")
- Football fever on Castro Street – 4 pages - Tod Carroll – Includes photographs in color by V. Damien
- Introducing the new L.L. Beaner Catalog – 5 pages - Gerald Sussman, Ted Mann – Includes 1 color illustration by Robert Crawford + Photographs in color by Dan Nelken
- Ka-Si atta bat – 3 pages - Sean Kelly - Includes color illustrations by Rick Meyerowitz
- Los Angeles Olympics press kit – 6 pages - Gerald Sussman, John Weidman – Includes illustrations by Howard Nostrand, Chris Chetham
- A portrait of Gertrude Steinbrenner – 4 pages – Written & Illustrated by Ron Barrett
- Surprise poster: Never dive alone – 1 page - Wayne McLoughlin
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("Here comes a visitor, folks") by Sidney Harris
- True Sections – 2 pages - ?
Comics: Funny Pages
- Deirdre Callahan, a biography 17 ("You got the autopsy report on the Santangelo woman, doc?") – 1 page – Charles Rodrigues
- Lessons in life ("Famous waitress school: Dr. Stein, what kind of doctor are you, anyway?") – ½ page – Mimi Pond
- Ward C ("Say, do you mind if I sit here...") – ½ page – Tom Cheney
- Popular problems ("I'd only been in my new apartment for an hour...") – ½ page – Ron Hauge
- Politenessman ("In a corner in a modern metropolis") – ½ page – Ron Barrett
- The Rabbit Boy 14 ("While Hollywood buzzes with rumors...") – 1 page – Len Glasser
- Zeb Piker ("Zeb dreams that Angie Dickinson is trapped in his refrigerator") – ½ page - Hollinger
- Aunt Mary's kitchen ("Today, as promised, we're going to look at more of...") – ½ page – Mary Kay Brown
- The Appletons ("The episode opens sometime after the last episode...") - 1 page – B.K. Taylor
- Next month: The new West – 2/3 page – Illustration in color by David Celsi
- National Lampoon contest #10: Can you straighten out the Rothko paintings? – 1 page - ?
Vol. 2, #49 (August 1982)
The new West
- Cover – Color illustration by Kim Whitesides
- Editorial – 1 page – Timothy Beaugereaux – Includes 1 illustration by Seth Jaben
- Letters – 5 pages – Includes 1 cartoon ("Beware of dog") by Henrik Drescher + 1 cartoon ("Well! I think this calls for a little drink") by Peter C. Vey + 1 comic by Joseph Farris + 1 cartoon ("Elevator-music version") by Mick Stevens + 1 cartoon by Bill Woodman + 1 cartoon by ?
- In search of sunken California – 2 pages - Michael Reiss & Al Jean – Includes 1 illustration by Bart Stabler + 1 cartoon ("Get the boys another round...") by Leo Cullum
- Cliff-hanger justice – 2 pages - Joey Green – Includes 1 illustration by Philip Scheuer + 1 cartoon ("Upholsterer's strike continues") by Sidney Harris
- Talking out loud – 2 pages - Sean Kelly – Includes illustrations by Kimble Mead
- Ad: Bic lighter ("The RT-9000 will do everything but flick your Bic") – 1 page – Includes 1 illustration by Holin?
- Time of the Month – 5 pages – Tod Carroll with T.C., Sean Kelly, Mike Reiss, Al Jean, Ed Subitzky
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- Ad: Heavy Metal Magazine – 1 page – Includes 1 color illustration by John Workman
- The New West cover – 1 page – Color illustration by Dan Kirk
- New writers of the purple page – 4 pages - Ellis Weiner – Includes 1 color illustration by Dennis Ziemienski + Photographs by Michael Grossman
- The birds of Hollywood – 2 pages - Sean Kelly – Includes color illustrations by Rick Meyerowitz
- Comic: Ronanza! – 6 pages - Tod Carroll + Bill Sienkiewicz
- Short story: Cubie Why presents: A little night music – 7 pages - Stephen Geller – Includes 1 color illustration by Robert Burger + 1 cartoon ("No one who says NUCULER...") by Peter Steiner + 1 cartoon ("Now, if you moved down one...") by Michael Crawford + 1 cartoon ("Harry, the hundreds of people...") by Robert Mankoff + 1 cartoon ("Hey, wait a minute!") by John Caldwell
- Why leave this room? – 5 pages - Michael Reiss & Al Jean, staff – Includes photographs by James Wojcik
- Illustration: Fabulous treasures of post-Columbian Mexico – 1 page in color - Michael Gross
- The top five naked real-estate agents of the West – 6 pages - Timothy Beaugereaux – Includes photographs in color by V. Damien
- Comic: Krazy Kult – 4 pages - Sean Kelly & John Weidman + Walter Simonson
- Wayne Newton takes you on a wine tour of Nevada – 4 pages - Gerald Sussman – Includes photographs in color by Eric Richmond
- Fake ad: Abbie Hoffman retirement village – 1 page - Ted Mann
- True Section – 2 pages - ?
Comics: Funny Pages
- Deirdre Callahan, a biography 18 ("Are those police sirens?") – 1 page – Charles Rodrigues
- Excursions: The secret life of A. Lincoln – ½ page – Rick Geary
- Ward C ("Flouch! F-L-O-U-C-H...") – ½ page – Tom Cheney
- Popular problems ("No one was more loyal to Mr. Burke...") – ½ page – Ron Hauge
- Politenessman ("Two hardy climbers seek ro reach the summit of Peak Abuy") – ½ page – Ron Barrett
- The Rabbit Boy 15 ("Out of work for months...") – 1 page – Len Glasser
- Lessons in life ("Famous waitress school: Honesty is not always the best policy") – 1 tier – Mimi Pond
- Zeb Piker ("Uncle Zeb, I want to grow up to be...") – 1 tier - Hollinger
- Aunt Mary's kitchen ("Today I am going to attempt a simple tune-up on my new car...") – ½ page – Mary Kay Brown
- Timberland Tales ("In the cabin of Dr. Rogers, Maurice and Constable Tom are watching...") - 1 page – B.K. Taylor
- National Lampoon contest #11 – 1 page - Ted Mann
Vol. 2, #50 (September 1982)
Hot sex
- Cover – Photograph in color by Ronald G. Harris
- Editorial – 2 pages – Includes 1 cartoon ("That's my late husband!") by Robert Mankoff + 1 cartoon by Peter C. Vey
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("It's not working, is it?") by Mick Stevens
- False facts – 1 page - Michael Reiss
- Barry Glenn, disaster agent to the stars – 5 pages - Stephen Geller – Includes 1 cartoon ("This report needs work") by John Caldwell + 1 cartoon ("We don't understand it yet...") by Peter Steiner
- Cliff-hanger justice – 2 pages - Joey Green – Includes 1 illustration by Philip Scheuer + 1 cartoon ("Circe Parking Co.") by Sam Gross + 1 cartoon ("Cartoon for the deaf") by Sidney Harris
- Time of the Month – 4 pages – Tod Carroll with T.C., Sean Kelly, Ed Subitzky - Includes a 2/3 page comic (Caspar Weinberger's nuclear survival tips for key government officials) by ? + Howard Nostrand
- Hot Sex cover – Color photograph by Howard Berman
- Years of arousal – 6 pages - Ellis Weiner – Includes 1 color illustration by Eraldo Carugati + 1 cartoon ("Okay, fellas, I want a nice clean fight") by Tom Cheney + 1 cartoon ("Perhaps madam will find something...") by ? + 1 cartoon ("It's not necessary to call Simmons in...") by Frank Cotham
- Snurfery rhymes and strawberry cheesecake – 3 pages in color - Sean Kelly – Includes color illustrations by Rick Meyerowitz
- Photo-comic: O.C. and Stiggs - How do girls get pregnant? – 4 pages - Tod Carroll + Marianne Gaffney (Some photographs)
- Short story: The short happy life of Walter Mitty – 4 pages - Ted Mann – Includes 1 color illustration by Leslie Cabarga + 1 cartoon ("I'm telling you, Wendell...") by Leo Cullum + 1 cartoon ("How about something like Good Luck...") by Mike Twohy
- The joy of unsex – 6 pages - Sean Kelly – Includes illustrations by Artifact
- Short story: Fast bucks at Ridgemont High – 5 pages - Kevin Curran – Includes 6 color illustrations by Stan Goldberg
- National Sexloid – 5 pages - Gerald Sussman, John Weidman
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- True Section – 1 page - ?
- Missing letters – 1 page
Comics: Funny Pages
- Deirdre Callahan, a biography 19 ("Oh, you blind people!") – 1 page – Charles Rodrigues
- Excursions: Life in Russia – ½ page – Rick Geary
- Ward C ("Say, should I use yellow...") – ½ page – Tom Cheney
- Popular problems ("I noticed you admiring my tape recorder") – ½ page – Ron Hauge
- Politenessman ("An automobile skids on a treacherous turn...") – ½ page – Ron Barrett
- The Rabbit Boy 16 ("While making The Bitter Wine of Yetta Shiller...") – 1 page – Len Glasser
- Lessons in life ("Famous waitress school: Restaurant rules") – ½ page – Mimi Pond
- Aunt Mary's kitchen ("This is my nephew, Mark") – ½ page – Mary Kay Brown
- The Appletons ("On a beautiful Saturday morning in Greendale...") - 1 page – B.K. Taylor
- National Lampoon contest #12: Find a new job for Jimmy Carter - 1 page – Michael Reiss & Al Jean
Vol. 2, #51 (October 1982)
O.C. and Stiggs
- Cover – Color photograph by Dan Nelken
- Ad: Bic lighter ("The RT-9000 will do everything but flick your Bic") – 1 page – Includes 1 illustration by Holin?
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 illustration by David Coulson + 1 cartoon ("I'd like to dedicate this next piece to...") by Peter C. Vey
- Cliff-hanger justice – 2 pages - Joey Green – Includes 1 illustration by Philip Scheuer + 1 cartoon ("When you're finished...") by Sam Gross
- The manly art of screenwriting – 2 pages - Stephen Geller – Includes 1 cartoon ("Vendo money market fund") by Robert Mankoff
- Time of the Month – 4 pages – Tod Carroll with T.C., Sean Kelly, Fred Graver, Ed Subitzky, Ted Mann
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- Short story: The utterly monstrous, mind-roasting Summer of O.C. and Stiggs – 38 pages - ?
- Comic: Schleuter Love – 3 pages in color - ?
- Six recently discovered, scientifically reliable methods of beating the breathalyzer, as compiled by Stiggs – 1 page - ?
- Some uses for Mexican plaster burro ornaments – 1 page - ? – Includes illustrations by Susan Faiola
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("Learn to kick this ball...") by Peter Steiner
Comics: Funny Pages
- Deirdre Callahan, a biography 20 ("The Winograds' attorney addresses the court") – 1 page – Charles Rodrigues
- Excursions: Out-of-doors – ½ page – Rick Geary
- Ward C ("The doctor says I can't go home...") – ½ page – Tom Cheney
- Popular problems ("My upstairs neighbor listens to the worst music in the world loud") – ½ page – Ron Hauge
- Politenessman ("In the locker room of the Daytona Dachshunds...") – ½ page – Ron Barrett
- The Rabbit Boy 17 ("Somewhere in Germany") – 1 page – Len Glasser
- Lessons in life ("Organized crime") – 1 tier – Mimi Pond
- Zeb Piker ("A few of Zeb Piker's famous lines for picking up chicks") – 1 tier - Hollinger
- Aunt Mary's kitchen ("I really don't think I need a haircut...") – ½ page – Mary Kay Brown
- Timberland Tales ("A local theater is where we find Maurice and Constable Tom...") - 1 page – B.K. Taylor
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("The cat did it") by ?
- True Section – 1 page - ?
- True industry – 1 page
- National Lampoon contest #13: Who will be this year's Mr. October? – 1 page - ?
Vol. 2, #52 (November 1982)
- Cover – Color photograph by Bernard Vidal
- Editorial – 2 pages – Includes 1 illustration by Ron Barrett + 1 cartoon by Mike Twohy
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("Here's a free drink") by Peter Steiner
- The sun also sets – 4 pages - Joey Green – Includes 1 illustration by Elliott Banfield + 1 cartoon ("Night-light slippers") by ? + 1 cartoon ("For this next trick...") by Peter C. Vey + 1 cartoon ("Desks") by Robert Mankoff
- Canadian corner – 2 pages - Sean Kelly – Includes 1 illustration by Bart Stabler
- Ad: Soloflex weightlifting – 1 page – Color illustration by Mara McAfee
- Time of the Month – 5 pages – Tod Carroll with T.C., Ed Subitzky, Fred Graver – Includes a 2/3 page comic (Michael Fagen's select walking tours of Britain) by ?
- The song of the city: Rising with a bullet – 4 pages - Robert S. Weider – Includes 1 illustration by Peter Elwell + 1 cartoon ("You'd think I'd tire of seeing this one") by ?
- Comic: Robbers of the lost crock – 9 pages in color - Gerald Sussman + Alan Weiss + James Sherman (Color)
- Girls of the Falkland Islands – 4 pages - Fred Graver
- The fate of Lou Grant – 6 pages - Ellis Weiner – Includes photographs by Dan Nelken + 1 cartoon ("We're to have to find...") by Sam Gross + 1 cartoon ("I'll be frank with you, Charlene") by Brian Savage + 1 ad (Hiram Walker Triple Sec: The joy of Secs) by Goldsworthy
- The Depression years – 6 pages - Photographs by Millicent Shavers
- Rolling Tombstone – 8 pages - Leslie Fuller, Mitchell Kriegman, with Sean Kelly, Fred Graver – Includes photographs by Herb Ritts, James Wojcik
- Surprise poster – 1 page – Color illustration by Dan Kirk
Comics: Funny Pages
- Deirdre Callahan, a biography 21 ("Joe is near death") – 1 page – Charles Rodrigues
- Popular problems ("When a rodeo clown is killed in the line of duty...") – ½ page – Ron Hauge
- Politenessman ("As a Big-Pan Universal jetliner wings it way to Los Angeles...") – ½ page – Ron Barrett
- Excursions: House of birds – ½ page – Rick Geary
- Aunt Mary's kitchen ("Hold still, Mark, we're almost through") – ½ page – Mary Kay Brown
- The Appletons ("Mrs. Appleton serves her community in many ways") - 1 page – B.K. Taylor
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- True Section – 1 page - ?
- What's your sign? – 1 page - ?
- National Lampoon contest #14 – Chris Kelly
Vol. 2, #53 (December 1982)
E.T.
- Cover – Color illustration by Gary Ruddell
- Editorial – 1 page – Includes 1 illustration by Sam Gross
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 illustration by Leo Pando + 1 cartoon ("Excuse me for interrumpting, madam...") by Robert Mankoff
- Christmas gifts for the New Depression – 3 pages - Fred Graver- Includes 1 illustration by Ron Hauge + 1 cartoon ("I said, Eat you fucking vegetables...") by Peter C. Vey + 1 cartoon ("We haven't got all day, buddy") by ? + 1 cartoon ("Let me have a copy...") by Tom Cheney
- Time of the Month – 4 pages – Tod Carroll with T.C., Ed Subitzky, Kevin Curran, Fred Graver, Dave Tynan - Includes photographs by Philip Scheuer, Marianne Gaffney
- Reality Books' household romances – 2 pages - John Howe – Includes 1 illustration by Mark Fresh + 1 cartoon ("I think I'll jam this guy's finger") by Liza Donnelly + 1 cartoon by ?
- White mischief – 2 pages - Charley Gordon – Includes 1 illustration by Peter Elwell + 1 cartoon ("Friends of the 55 m.p.h. speed limit") by ? + 1 cartoon ("Good morning specials") by Michael Crawford
- Short story: Das Love Boot – 7 pages - Ted Mann – Includes 4 illustrations by Greg Scott + 1 cartoon ("He said he was going to ride the rapids...") by Leo Cullum + 1 cartoon ("Great heavens, Briggs...") by Brian Savage
- Children's letters to Santa Claus von Bülow – 2 pages - Tod Carroll – Photograph by Eric Richmond
- Short story: The great Fatsby – 7 pages - Ellis Weiner – Includes 1 color illustration by Sandra Hendler + 1 cartoon ("Try to see things from my point of view") by Peter Steiner + 1 cartoon ("See what happens when a white girl...") by Sam Gross + 1 cartoon ("Thirty-second floor, huh?") by Mick Stevens
- Surprise poster ("On the night before Christmas...") – 2 pages – Color illustration by Gary Hallgren
- National Lampoon's best ever, most expensive office Xmas party – 2 pages - L. Dennis Plunked
- A Christmas sermon – 1 page - ?
- What if E.T. were discovered in different movies by different children? – 5 pages - Tod Carroll – Includes color illustrations by Dan Kirk, Leslie Cabarga (Lord of the flies), Robert Crawford (The omen), Susan Faiola (Our Gang)
- Comic: S.D., the super deplorable – 2 pages - Sean Kelly + Howard Nostrand
- Illustration: The real Mr. Universe contest – 2 pages in color - Greg Theakston
- A field guide to the little people of North America – 5 pages - Sean Kelly, Ted Mann – Includes color illustrations by ?
- True Section – 1 page - ?
- Swell places to stay – 1 page - ?
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
Comics: Funny Pages
- Zippy, plugged-in pinhead – 1 page – Bill Griffith
- Excursions: Hall of Congress – ½ page – Rick Geary
- Ward C ("Dr. Willis, please report to the therapy room") – ½ page – Tom Cheney
- Popular problems ("Why am I still carrying this waffle iron?") – ½ page – Ron Hauge
- Politenessman ("A reputed underworld chieftain dines out") – ½ page – Ron Barrett
- Ray and Joe: The story of a man and his dead friend 1 ("Uh, Joe, it's been 6 days since you die") – 1 page – Charles Rodrigues
- Lessons in life: Guess what? – 1 tier – Mimi Pond
- Zeb Piker ("Zeb tries out his new alternatives method...") – 1 tier – Hollinger
- Aunt Mary's kitchen ("Today we're making Finger Pies for my nephew, Mark") – ½ page – Mary Kay Brown
- Timberland Tales ("The holidays have arrived and a festive mood fills the aire") - 1 page – B.K. Taylor
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("Sorry, but we've decided not to help you anymore") by Sidney Harris
- National Lampoon contest #15 – 1 page - Gerald Sussman – Includes 1 illustration by Timothy McCarthy
Vol. 2, #54 (January 1983)
The top stories of 1983
(Issue with missing pages)
- Cover – Color illustration by Dan Kirk
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 illustration by Howard Nostrand + 1 cartoon ("The story I tell is true") by ?
- Hip places to go (but don't tell anyone) – 2 pages - Jefferson Springbok – Includes 1 illustration by Cameron Wasson
- f u can rd ths, u can wrt gd, or mybe bttr – 3 pages - Marco de Sa e Silva – Includes 1 illustration by Darlene Arnelle + 1 cartoon ("Styx") by Robert Mankoff + 1 cartoon by Leo Cullum
- Time of the Month – 3 pages - ?
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- The Bohemian Grove murders – 8 pages - Joseph Levi-Paulin – Includes 3 color illustrations by David Celsi + 1 cartoon ("Charybdis") by Mort Gerberg
- Hollywood: Babylon is fallen – 4 pages - Sean Kelly, Gerald Sussman
- Comic: Professional golfers on Ludes – 5 pages in color - Tod Carroll + Bill Sienkiewicz + Steve Oliff (Color)
- The year in literature – L. Dennis Plunkett – Includes 1 illustration by Elliott Banfield
- Honeymoon haven – 5 pages - Kevin Curran – Includes 7 illustrations in color by Howard Chaykin
- A thousand mo' times! – 3 pages - Fred Graver – Includes illustrations by Paul Meisel + 1 cartoon ("Dim memories") by Mick Stevens
- hy-Art: The magazine of the precious broadcasting system – 7 pages - Leslie Fuller with Sean Kelly, Fred Graver – Cover photograph by Dennis Milbauer – Includes 1 illustration (Capitalism: The fabulous adventure) by Mary Sherman
- True Section – 1 page - ?
- What's your sign? – 1 page
Comics: Funny Pages
- Zippy visits his nephew – 1 page – Bill Griffith
- Excursions: On the street – ½ page – Rick Geary
- Zeb Piker ("Officer Walsh approaches Zeb...") – ½ page – Hollinger
- Popular problems ("20 years ago I lost a cufflink...") – ½ page – Ron Hauge
- Politenessman ("When a man's on the rock...") – ½ page – Ron Barrett
- Ray and Joe: The story of a man and his dead friend 2 ("By the way, even in the middle of Winter...") – 1 page – Charles Rodrigues
- Lessons in life ("Famous waitress school: Love and duty") – ½ page – Mimi Pond
- Aunt Mary's kitchen ("Today my nephew Mark and I are making Finger Pies") – ½ page – Mary Kay Brown
- The Appletons ("The scene opens as we find Mrs. Appleton alone...") - 1 page – B.K. Taylor
- National Lampoon contest #16 – 1 page – Tod Carroll
Vol. 2, #55 (February 1983)
Raging controversy
- Cover
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("When the doctor told us you were fading fast...") by ?
- Life with the teen starlets – 3 pages - Kevin Curran – Includes 1 illustration by Rick Tulka + 1 cartoon by Leo Cullum + 1 cartoon ("Oh, thank god! It's Batman!") by Brian Savage + 1 cartoon ("No, we don't collect Art Deco") by Bill Lee
- Canadian corner: Sweep! – 2 pages - Brian Shein, David Young – Includes 1 illustration by Charles Walker + 1 cartoon ("A cop is driving down the street...") by Peter C. Vey
- Spud S., small-job hit man – 2 pages - Tod Carroll – Includes 1 cartoon ("Finish him off, kid") by Tom Cheney + 1 cartoon ("There's nothing wrong") by ?
- Letters – Includes 1 cartoon ("I'm going to do something a little different tonight") by Mick Stevens
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- Time of the Month – 6 pages - ? - Includes 1 illustration by Ron Barrett
- Short story: So I guess I'm not such a shlub after all – 7 pages – Ellis Weiner – Includes 1 color illustration by Tom Newsom + 1 cartoon ("Was there ever anybody in there?") by Mike Londig? + 1 cartoon ("The French consider him a creative genius") by Sam Gross + 1 cartoon ("You're in luck, Mr. Lemon") by Robert Mankoff
- Comic: The twilight zone – Pants on fire! – 3 pages - Ted Mann + Walter Simonson + John Workman (Lettering)
- Postage & Handling Magazine – 7 pages - Fred Graver, Gerald Sussman – Cover photograph by Ewing Galloway – Includes photographs by Ronald G. Harris
- Evac-U-Matic – 3 pages - Ellis Weiner – Includes 5 illustrations by Amelia Faulkner
- Short story: The lawyer and the messenger – 4 pages - Ted Mann – Includes 4 illustrations by Michael Witte
- Illustration: The Phlegmish painters – 2 pages in color - Ron Barrett
- Comic: Hassan's Heroes
Cover in color – Frank Thorne
Fake ad: Sales Club of Lebanon – 1 page - ?
Cleanliness is next to godliness – 6 pages in color – Tod Carroll &Ted Mann + Frank Thorne + Steve Oliff (Color)
- True facts – 2 pages - ?
- Grave concerns – 1 page
- Subscription ad: The theory of heavolution – 1 page – Includes 1 color illustration by Michael Gross
- Letters – 2 pages - Includes 1 cartoon ("You lost the championship...") by ? + 1 cartoon by Michael Crawford
Comics: Funny Pages
- Zippy: Short subjects – 1 page – Bill Griffith
- Trots and Bonnie ("Bonnie... I'm your friend...") – 1 page – Shary Flenniken
- Politenessman ("A great beast is loos'd upon the city") – ½ page – Ron Barrett
- Popular problems ("Everyone has a phobia") – ½ page – Ron Hauge
- Famous waitress school: Waitress lingo – ½ page – Mimi Pond
- Aunt Mary's kitchen ("Finger Pies: 12 flat hard cookies") – ½ page – Mary Kay Brown
- Xico "X" 1 ("Xico is dropped into the foreign country...") – 1 page - Tod Carroll + Cliff Jew
- Excursions: Back to church – ½ page – Rick Geary
- How to win at the races – ½ page – John Caldwell
- Ray and Joe: The story of a man and his dead friend 3 ("Hello, sir, I'm from the Great Fidelity Insurance Company") – 1 page – Charles Rodrigues
- Timberland Tales ("At the cabin of Kathleen, Maurice and Constable Tom...") - 1 page – B.K. Taylor
- King of the castle (1) ("Sir William King, Bart., has raised the wrath of his child bride...") – 3 pages – Sean Kelly & Ted Mann + P. Craig Russell
- National Lampoon contest #17 – 1 page – Ted Mann
Vol. 2, #56 (March 1983)
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("Ernie's") by Mick Stevens
- Short story: Puppy love – Joey Green – 2 pages – Includes 1 illustration by Terry Allen + 1 cartoon ("Don't lecture me on civil rights") by Tim Haggerty
- The Elephant Man's guide to good grooming – 2 pages - Michael Reiss & Al Jean – Includes 1 illustration by Seth Jaben
- Doctor's X rays of the stars – 2 pages - Fred Graver - Includes 1 illustration by Susan Faiola + 1 cartoon ("Let's look at the facts, Stienfeld") by Robert Mankoff
- Rich Little's how to imitate celebrities for fun and profit – 3 pages - Joel Kweskin, Cary Bayer – Includes 1 illustration by Paul Meisel + 1 cartoon ("Instead of offering you a dopey little virgin...") by Brian Savage + 1 cartoon ("Dog leaping 250 feet, straight up") by ?
- Canadian corner: White mischief – Charley Gordon – Includes 1 illustration by Peter Elwell + 1 cartoon ("I don't go anyplace for the winter") by Peter C. Vey
- Time of the Month – 5 pages – Tod Carroll with Kevin Curran, Glenn Eichler, Fred Graver, Greg Lachow, Ed Subitzky
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- Short story: High by noon – 6 pages - Kevin Curran – Includes 1 color illustration by Dan Kirk + 1 cartoon by ? + 1 cartoon ("I did that once to a swan") by Sam Gross + 1 cartoon ("In addition, you will be charged with...") by Mike Twohy
- Other products besides Tylenol capsules to be terrified of – 6 pages - Tod Carroll – Includes photographs by James Wojcik
- The assassination of Garfield – 6 pages - Joey Green, Fred Graver – Includes illustrations by Warren Sattler
- Laying pipe in Siberia – 2 pages - Dave Tynan, L. Dennis Plunkett
- The book of Onan – 3 pages - Tony Hendra – Includes photographs by David Kaestle
- Army Wife Magazine – 7 pages - Fred Graver – Includes photographs by Dan Nelken + Illustrations by Mark Fresh (The long vigil of Margaret Brick) Howard Nostrand (We pack everything)
- Comic: Herbert Crawley, Armageddon M.D. – 6 pages in color - Tod Carroll + Michael Golden
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- True Facts – 2 pages - ?
- Where to eat out – 1 page
Comics: Funny Pages
- Zippy: Hello Zippy, goodbye Kitty – 1 page – Bill Griffith
- Trots and Bonnie ("My fetal acting career is going down the tubes") – 1 page – Shary Flenniken
- Politenessman ("Guilty or not guilty?") – ½ page – Ron Barrett
- Popular problems ("Tonight I'm not the plumber") – ½ page – Ron Hauge
- Ray and Joe: The story of a man and his dead friend 4 ("Hello, Ray! This is Dorothy!") – 1 page – Charles Rodrigues
- Famous waitress school: Dealing with difficult customers – ½ page – Mimi Pond
- Excursions: The big quarter – ½ page – Rick Geary
- Xico "X" 2 ("Xico X has parachuted into Russia...") – 1 page - Tod Carroll + Cliff Jew
- Aunt Mary's kitchen ("I am waiting for the television repairman...") – ½ page – Mary Kay Brown
- The Appletons ("We open the scene as the elevator door...") - 1 page – B.K. Taylor
- National Lampoon contest #18 – 1 page - Ted Mann
Vol. 2, #57 (April 1983)
Swimsuit issue
- Editorial – 2 pages – Includes 1 cartoon ("Spring") by Peter C. Vey
- Max Murphy, man of science – 3 pages - Al Jean – Includes 1 illustration by Elwood Smith + 1 cartoon ("I had a jar of mint jelly...") by Tim Haggerty + 1 cartoon ("Happy Easter") by Sam Gross
- Canadian corner: The bombardier skidoo guide to Canadian literature (Part 5) – 2 pages - Sean Kelly, Ted Mann, Brian Shein – Includes 1 illustration by Peter Elwell + 1 cartoon ("He's a pirate's pirate") by John Jonik
- Havana, 1949 – 2 pages - Gerald Sussman – Includes 1 illustration by Dave Calver + 1 cartoon ("Lite – Toxic waste") by Brian Savage
- Time of the Month – 6 pages - ?
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- Short stoyt: The new book of the thousand nights and a night – 5 pages - Ted Mann – Includes 1 color illustration by Kinuko Craft + 1 cartoon ("The other way of Lao-Tsu") by Mick Stevens + 1 cartoon ("Point of interest") by Robert Mankoff
- Comic: John Z. De Lorean's tales of capital formation – 5 pages in color - Tod Carroll + Howard Nostrand + Michael Joseph (Color)
- The Hotlantic – 9 pages - Fred Graver, Mitchell Kriegman, Leslie Fuller, Glenn Eichler, Gerald Sussman, Michael Grossman, Sean Kelly – Includes illustrations by Charles Waller (California blow, Dirty ditties), Michael Witte
- Ted Turner's tax tips – 2 pages -. Joseph Levi-Paulin – Includes illustrations by Gary Hallgren, Bob Camp
- The Fort Polyper – 5 pages - Kevin Curran – Includes illustrations by ?
- National Lampoon presents: Our first annual circulation-boosting, fashionable, and titillating swimsuit feature – 4 pages - L. Dennis Plunkett – Includes 6 color illustrations by Joseph Denaro
- True Facts – 2 pages - ?
- Sign writers anonymous – 1 page
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("Internal revenue service") by Mike Twohy
Comics: Funny Pages
- Zippy: Zippy's favourite nervous breakdown – 1 page – Bill Griffith
- Trots and Bonnie ("Why don't you call him?") – 1 page – Shary Flenniken
- Politenessman ("A tiny plane in the vast skies on a mission of mercy") – ½ page – Ron Barrett
- Popular problems ("I've been exercising all my life") – ½ page – Ron Hauge
- Ray and Joe: The story of a man and his dead friend 5 ("Ray arrives home from shopping") – 1 page – Charles Rodrigues
- Famous waitress school: Psychology on the job – 1 tier – Mimi Pond
- Famous comic artists school: Lesson #275-B – Word spacing – 1 tier – Bruce Cochran
- Excursions: A big glass building – ½ page – Rick Geary
- Xico "X" 3 ("Xico X has now arrived in Moscow...") – 1 page - Tod Carroll + Cliff Jew
- Aunt Mary's kitchen ("Now I am turning on your TV...") – ½ page – Mary Kay Brown
- King of the castle (2) ("It is the eve of the feast of Saint Elmo") – 1 page - Sean Kelly & Ted Mann + P. Craig Russell
- Timberland Tales ("Unmindful of a warning from Dr. Rogers...") - 1 page – B.K. Taylor
- National Lampoon contest #19 – 1 page - Ted Mann
Vol. 2, #58 (May 1983)
South Pacific
- Cover – Color illustration by ?
- Letters – 2 pages– Includes 1 cartoon ("Bevenion, if it's not too much of a problem...") by Robert Mankoff + 1 cartoon ("Hello, Stromboli Pizza?") by Tim Haggerty
- Professor Kennilworth revisits the joke – 3 pages - Dave Yuzo Spector – Includes 1 illustration by Elwood Smith + 1 cartoon ("Well, well, Hefferman!") by John Caldwell
- On the road with the killer bees – 2 pages - Gerald Sussman – Includes 1 illustration by Dave Calver + 1 cartoon ("The Commission on Humor...") by Liza Donnelly + 1 cartoon ("Say, buddy, you got any idea...") by John Jonik
- Canadian corner: The Bombardier Skidoo guide to Canadian literature (Part 6) – 2 pages - Sean Kelly, Ted Mann, Brian Shein – Includes 1 illustration by Peter Elwell + 1 cartoon ("Sandwich special") by Peter Kuper
- Time of the Month – 4 pages - ?
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- ANOcalypse now! – 8 pages - Tod Carroll – Includes 1 color illustration by Anita Kunz + 1 cartoon ("Thanks for the coffee...") by Peter C. Vey + 1 cartoon ("Blocklong hot dogs") by Mick Stevens + 1 cartoon ("Well, it just happens...") by Bernard Schoenbaum + 1 cartoon ("We are a very poor country...") by Sam Gross
- Breadfruit Bennie's drunken monkey lounge – 3 pages - Gerald Sussman, John Weidman – Includes color illustrations by Ron Barrett
- Greetings from the South Pacific – 2 pages - Fred Graver – Includes color illustrations by Nancy Lawton
- National Southpacific – 13 pages - Ted Mann, Gerald Sussman, Sean Kelly, Fred Graver – Includes photographs by Dan Nelken + Color illustrations by ? (Come back to Bikini), ? (Gauguin rediscovered)
- Rental agreement for the colony of Hong Kong – 2 pages - Tod Carroll
- Comic: Donny & Marie in "Real gone Hawaiian goon" – 3 pages in color - Kevin Curran + Bob Camp
- True Facts – 2 pages - ?
- True recreation – 1 page
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
Comics: Funny Pages
- Zippy: Dress-circle – 1 page – Bill Griffith
- Trots and Bonnie ("Pizza and Video Heaven") – 1 page – Shary Flenniken
- Politenessman ("Tom-toms beat their throbbing rhythms!") – ½ page – Ron Barrett
- Popular problems ("Mr. Evans was tough on everyone...") – ½ page – Ron Hauge
- Ray and Joe: The story of a man and his dead friend 6 ("The lobby of the St. Clair Hotel") – 1 page – Charles Rodrigues
- Famous waitress school: Sex and the single waitress – 1 tier – Mimi Pond
- Famous comic artists school: Lesson #5-L: Drawing left-handed – 1 tier – Bruce Cochran
- Excursions: In jail – ½ page – Rick Geary
- Xico "X" 4 ("Xico X, the most skilfull secret agent of all of Mexico...") – ½ page - Tod Carroll + Cliff Jew
- Aunt Mary's kitchen ("Hello? Police?") – ½ page – Mary Kay Brown
- King of the castle (3) ("The blind crusader, King Garth of Scotland...") – 1 page - Sean Kelly & Ted Mann + P. Craig Russell
- The Appletons ("Mr. Appleton and the children are bidding Mrs. Appleton good night...") - 1 page – B.K. Taylor
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("There! Bring on your radioactive fallout!") by Brian Savage
- National Lampoon contest #20 – Ted Mann
Vol. 2, #59 (June 1983)
Adults only!
(Issue with missing pages)
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("If I were you...") by Peter C. Vey
- Generally speaking – 2 pages - Ted Mann – Includes 1 cartoon ("Me too...") by John Caldwell + 1 cartoon ("You suggest honesty") by Tim Haggerty
- Canadian corner: The Bombardier Skidoo guide to Canadian literature (Part 7) – 2 pages - Sean Kelly, Ted Mann, Brian Shein – Includes 1 illustration by Peter Elwell + 1 cartoon ("I'm afraid, Mr. Botnick...") by Bernard Schoenbaum
- On the road with the killer bees (Part 2) – 2 pages - Gerald Sussman – Includes 1 illustration by Dave Calver + 1 cartoon ("The wanderer") by Robert Mankoff
- Time of the Month – 4 pages - ?
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- Tips and tales from Bernie X: The spy who came – 5 pages - Gerald Sussman – Includes 1 color illustration by Robert Grossman + 1 cartoon ("Say, you know it's my birthday") by O'Neill + 1 cartoon ("Our entire management team...") by Peter Steiner + 1 cartoon ("Why not drop by Tuesday...") by Leo Cullum
- Dear playmates – 1 page - Michael Reiss & Al Jean
- The sexual aptitude test – 4 pages - Leslie Fuller
- Comic: Mr. Senator T's paradoxical hypnodisc Riviera enlightment – 4 pages in color - Tod Carroll + Peter C. Vey
- Cartoons: A child's garden of gross – 2 pages - Sam Gross
- Professional Smut writer's teleplay/screenplay format – 4 pages - Kevin Curran, Fred Graver – Includes illustrations by Joe Schenkman
- Nobody gets out of there before that pupu platter is paid for – 4 pages - Kevin Curran – Includes 1 color illustration by Perry Realo + 1 cartoon ("Howard, pick up your Twinkie wrapper") by Tom Cheney
- Page 69 – 1 page - Michael Reiss & Al Jean
- Photo-comic: ...c'est naturel! – 6 pages - L. Dennis Plunkett + Jean-Pierre Muhlstein (Photographs)
- True Facts – 1 page – ?
- What's your sign? – 1 page
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("My Cafe") by Mick Stevens
Comics: Funny Pages
- Zippy: Ask Zippy – 1 page – Bill Griffith
- Trots and Bonnie ("It would be nice to build a tree-house...") – 1 page – Shary Flenniken
- Politenessman ("In an attempt to garner women's votes...") – ½ page – Ron Barrett
- Popular problems ("For 23 years my wife believed I made my fortune selling Bibles") – ½ page – Ron Hauge
- Ray and Joe: The story of a man and his dead friend 7 ("Ray bursts into Tillie's room") – 1 page – Charles Rodrigues
- Famous waitress school: Memory tricks – ½ page – Mimi Pond
- Aunt Mary's kitchen ("We'll be making chocolate mousse...") – ½ page – Mary Kay Brown
- Xico "X" 5 ("The grand covert mission of Xico X...") – ½ page - Tod Carroll + Cliff Jew
- Excursions: Police beat – ½ page – Rick Geary
- King of the castle (4) ("The colors -- the browns are so much browner...") – 1 page - Sean Kelly & Ted Mann + P. Craig Russell
- Timberland Tales ("In the cabin of Dr. Rogers, the group of friends...") - 1 page – B.K. Taylor
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- National Lampoon contest #21 – Ted Mann
Vol. 2, #60 (July 1983)
Vacation!
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("How about a little black and white chaser...") by Mike Twohy
- Mexican standoff – 2 pages - Doug Gladstone – Includes 1 illustration by Stephen Kroninger + 1 cartoon ("Vince Rockefeller...") by ? + 1 cartoon ("Rick was sort of nice") by Tim Haggerty
- Professor Kennilworth dissects the joke – 3 pages - Dave Yuzo Spector – Includes 1 illustration by Elwood Smith + 1 cartoon ("Have a nice day") by Brian Savage + 1 cartoon ("Old white broad") by Landig?
- Canadian corner: The great ice pipeline debate (continued) – 2 pages - Charley Gordon – Includes 1 illustration by Peter Elwell
- Time of the Month – 6 pages - ?
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- Letters – 3 pages – Includes 1 cartoon ("Which do you prefer") by Tom Cheney + 1 cartoon ("The Schnabel Phenomenon") by Liza Donnelly + 1 cartoon ("Heidi") by Sam Gross
- Short story: Vacation '58 – 8 pages - John Hughes – Includes 1 color illustration by Alan Reingold + 1 cartoon ("Al's a nice guy...") by Peter C. Vey + 1 cartoon ("Sorry, but when it comes to politics...") by Bernard Schoenbaum + 1 cartoon ("Your messages are being played...") by Ron Hauge + 1 cartoon ("Too funny for words...") by Robert Mankoff + 1 cartoon ("Badges!?!?") by John Caldwell + 1 cartoon ("Amateurs") by Roz Chast
- Will you fall prey to double travel agents? – 1 page - Kevin Curran – Includes 3 illustrations by Carl Anderson
- Twenty thigs that can happen to your house while you are away – 2 pages - Fred Graver – Includes color illustrations by Susan Faiola
- Thumb-ing – 6 pages - Glenn Eichler, Fred Graver, Sean Kelly – Includes 2 illustrations by Rick Meyerowitz
- Comic: The Go-Go's: Motel madness – 5 pages in color - Kevin Curran & Joseph Levi-Paulin + Frank Springer + Steve Oliff (Color)
- Old money – 4 pages - Sean Kelly, Gerald Sussman
- The golden honeymoon – 5 pages - Gerald Sussman – Includes 4 color illustrations by Michael Di Biase
- Ad: Aunt Mary's kitchen cookbook – 1 page – Illustrated by Mary Kay Brown
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- True facts – 1 page - ?
- God's business – 1 page
Comics: Funny Pages
- Zippy: Zippy's idea of how the mind of Ronald Reagan works – 1 page – Bill Griffith
- Trots and Bonnie ("I'm scared") – 1 page – Shary Flenniken
- Famous waitress school: The alert system – ½ page – Mimi Pond
- Excursions: Slumber party – ½ page – Rick Geary
- Ray and Joe: The story of a man and his dead friend 8 ("Joe lies dead on the street") – 1 page – Charles Rodrigues
- Xico "X" 6 ("Mr. Subterraneo, appearing at last...") – ½ page - Tod Carroll + Cliff Jew
- Aunt Mary's kitchen ("Dr. Tanenbaum, I want to know...") – ½ page – Mary Kay Brown
- The Appletons ("Our senior citizens...") - 1 page – B.K. Taylor
- National Lampoon contest #22 – Ted Mann
Vol. 2, #61 (August 1983)
E.T. and John Glenn
- Cover – Color illustration by Sean Early
- On the road with the killer bees (Part 3) – 2 pages - Gerald Sussman – Includes 1 illustration by Dave Calver + 1 cartoon ("You've read the memo") by Leo Cullum
- Generally speaking – 2 pages - Ted Mann – Includes 1 illustration by Robert de Michiell
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("No, you're wrong") by Robert Mankoff
- Metric madness – 2 pages - Bob Pomerantz – Includes 1 illustration by Scott Gillis + 1 cartoon ("Here is His Excellency's confession") by Lenor? + 1 cartoon ("The darker side of E.F. Hutton") by John Caldwell
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- Time of the Month – 5 pages - Tod Carroll with Fred Graver, Mat Jacobs, Ted Mann, David Sahlin, Ed Subitzky
- Ad: San Miguel beer (It hasn't always been this easy to get San Miguel) – 1 page – Illustration by Renfro
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("Land!") by Tom Cheney
- Off the subject – 1 page - Sean Kelly – Includes 1 illustration by Rick Meyerowitz
- Short story: A tale of sorority girls on the moon – 5 pages - Kevin Curran – Includes 1 color illustration by Charles Burns + 1 cartoon ("Wag your tail...") by Sidney Harris + 1 cartoon ("Before I go on...") by Mick Stevens + 1 cartoon ("Oh wow, Professor Ingersoll...") by Tim Haggerty
- Highlights of the Inner City Science Fair – 6 pages - Michael Reiss & Al Jean – Includes photographs by Michael Watson
- The cosmo-nuts – 6 pages - Fred Graver, Kevin Curran – Includes 11 color illustrations by Randall Enos
- Jane Pauley on other planets – 3 pages - Tracie Cutts – Includes color illustrations by Terry Allen
- Cartoons: Your problems/theirs – 4 pages - Robert Mankoff
- Selachii I – 2 pages - Ted Mann - Illustration by Peter Thorpe
- Comic: Irish sex tales – 6 pages in color - Kevin Curran & Ted Mann + Kevin Nowlan + Steve Oliff (Color)
- Lab Animal Fancier – 5 pagers - Fred Graver – Includes illustrations by Marianne Gaffney
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- True Facts - 2 pages - John Bendel
- We'll clean your dirty whatever - 1 page
Comics: Funny Pages
- Zippy: Planet o' the pinheads – 1 page – Bill Griffith
- Trots and Bonnie ("These parties are so boring") – 1 page – Shary Flenniken
- Politenessman ("Our story opens in the posh corporate headquarters of a major corporation") – ½ page – Ron Barrett
- Popular problems ("I graduated at the head of my class...") – ½ page – Ron Hauge
- Ray and Joe: The story of a man and his dead friend 9 ("I'll radio the hospital to be ready...") – 1 page – Charles Rodrigues
- Famous waitress school: The hard-boiled school of waitressing – ½ page – Mimi Pond
- Aunt Mary's kitchen ("Say! How about another cup...") – ½ page – Mary Kay Brown
- Excursions: Hometown news – 1 page – Rick Geary
- New wave comics: Special news maker report – 1 page – Mark Marek
- Timberland Tales ("A lazy afternoon in Kathleen's cabin...") - 1 page – B.K. Taylor
- National Lampoon contest #23 – Ted Mann
Vol. 2, #62 (September 1983)
- Cover – Color illustration by Shary Flenniken
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("Hey, you're right...") by Tim Haggerty
- Canadian corner: The Mann on horseback – 2 pages - Ted Mann – Includes 1 illustration by Dennis Ziemienski + 1 cartoon ("Looks like I overdressed") by Liza Donnelly
- The book report – 3 pages - Joey Green – Includes 1 illustration by ? + 1 cartoon ("These are the Detricks") by Leo Cullum + 1 cartoon ("I know they're a little bit damp...") by Robert Mankoff
- Professor Kennilworth considers the joke – 3 pages - Dave Yuzo Spector – Includes 1 illustration by Elwood Smith + 1 cartoon ("Say, li'l bro...") by Tom Cheney + 1 cartoon ("I wonder where my baby is tonight") by Peter C. Vey + 1 cartoon ("He followed me home...") by Sam Gross
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- Time of the Month – 4 page - Ted Mann with Ted Bird, Kevin Curran, Glenn Eichler, Fred Graver, Ted Mann, Ed Subitzky, Dave Tynan
- Off the subject – 1 page - Sean Kelly – Includes 1 illustration by Rick Meyerowitz
- Short story: Buckley in Brazil – 5 pages - Ellis Weiner – Includes 1 color illustration by Henrik Drescher/Chaco + 1 cartoon ("Decline of a porn star") by ? + 1 cartoon ("Religious persecution hits a new low") by Mick Stevens
- Bob Barker's big book of bodily hygiene – 5 pages - Kevin Curran, Fred Graver – Includes illustrations by Dean Yeagle
- Jo'Burg – 9 pages - Kevin Curran, Glenn Eichler, Fred Graver
- The bumper crop of 1983 – 2 pages - Kevin Curran, Glenn Eichler, Fred Graver - Includes illustrations by Philip Scheuer
- Comic: On the trail of the secret snail – 5 pages - Mimi Pond
- Comic: Harvey – 9 pages in color - Tod Carroll & Ted Mann + Bill Sienkiewicz
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- True Facts – 1 page – John Bendel
- Missing letters – 1 page
Comics: Funny Pages
- Zippy: Planet o' the pinheads (Episode 2) – 1 page – Bill Griffith
- Trots and Bonnie ("I feel awful") – 1 page – Shary Flenniken
- Politenessman ("A drunken driver careens through the sleepy streets of Dullsville") – ½ page – Ron Barrett
- Popular problems ("I paid $200 for an afternoon fishing trip") – ½ page – Ron Hauge
- Ray and Joe: The story of a man and his dead friend 10 ("Crunch, munch, shnip, shnip...") – 1 page – Charles Rodrigues
- Famous waitress school: Hard-boiled waitressing, part two – ½ page – Mimi Pond
- Excursions: Beverly Hills – 1 page – Rick Geary
- New wave comics ("Mel Plumbaker is a cruel man...") – ½ page – Mark Marek
- Aunt Mary's kitchen ("Well, it's almost a relief to be cooking again...") – ½ page – Mary Kay Brown
- The Appletons ("Mr. Appleton is enjoying a midday repast at a local diner") - 1 page – B.K. Taylor
- National Lampoon contest #24 – Kevin Curran
- Comic: CBS Electronics ad (Solar Fox) – 1 page in color - ?
Vol. 2, #63 (October 1983)
Dilated pupils
- Cover – Color illustration by Michael Sell
- Letters – Includes 1 cartoon ("Good afternoon, sir") by John Caldwell
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- A quick round before lunch – 3 pages - Joseph Killorin Brennan – Includes 1 illustration by Terry Allen + 1 cartoon ("So you have killed") by Tim Haggerty + 1 cartoon ("Escape to lunch!") by Mick Stevens
- Canadian corner: Canadian trivia, or, Is that a redundancy in your pocket? – 3 pages - Bob Pomerantz, Robbe Davis – Includes 1 illustration by Susan Faiola + 1 cartoon ("Angelo's Funeral Parlor") by Robert Mankoff + 1 cartoon ("If you don't go a little easier on the pâté...") by Mike Twohy
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- Time of the Month – 3 pages – Tod Carroll with Glenn Eichler, Mat Jacobs, Ted Mann, Maureen Sara, Ed Subitzky, Dave Tynan
- Off the subject – 1 page - Sean Kelly – Includes 1 illustration by Rick Meyerowitz
- Short story: Fighting for your chums – 8 pages - Gerald Sussman – Includes 5 illustrations by Steve Salerno + 1 cartoon ("Piss on me and you're dead") by Sam Gross
- Comic: Pre-teen confidential – 4 pages in color - Mimi Pond
- Skidmark – 11 pages - Kevin Curran, Glenn Eichler, Fred Graver – Includes photographs by Eddie Poon
- Brooke's letter home – 5 pages - Kevin Curran
- Short story: God bless you, Mr. Vonnegut – 6 pages - Paul Proch, Charles Kaufman – Includes 1 color illustration by Robert de Michiel + 1 cartoon ("We have to talk") by Leo Cullum + 1 cartoon ("Be careful, dear, it might be poisonous") by Peter C. Vey + 1 cartoon ("I'll be late tonight, dear") by Frank Cotham
- No bad kids – 6 pages - Leslie Fuller, Mitchell Kriegman – Includes photographs by Dan Nelken
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- True facts – 2 pages - John Bendel
- Sign writers anonymous – 1 page
Comics: Funny Pages
- Zippy: Planet o' the pinheads (Episode 3) – 1 page – Bill Griffith
- Trots and Bonnie ("We're not going to give you money anymore, Bonnie") – 1 page – Shary Flenniken
- Politenessman ("Two young lovers rendezvous in...") – ½ page – Ron Barrett
- Popular problems ("Every day for 3 months...") – ½ page – Ron Hauge
- Ray and Joe: The story of a man and his dead friend 11 ("...uh, Joe, something's been botherin' me...") – 1 page – Charles Rodrigues
- New wave comics ("Jake, this is your mother") – ½ page – Mark Marek
- Aunt Mary's kitchen ("It's good to be home again!") – ½ page – Mary Kay Brown
- Excursions: A gentleman's occupation – 1 page – Rick Geary
- National Lampoon contest #25 – Kevin Curran
Vol. 2, #64 (November 1983)
- Cover – Color illustration by Ron Barrett
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("Riddle your salad with pepper, sir?") by Robert Mankoff
- Canadian corner: The Bombardier Skidoo guide to Canadian literature (Supplement) – 2 pages - Brian Shein, Sean Kelly – Includes 1 illustratation by Peter Elwell + 1 cartoon ("Well and good, gentlemen") by Peter Steiner
- Stu Brad, motivated salesman – 2 pages - Charlie Haas – Includes 1 illustration by Dennis Corrigan + 1 cartoon ("If, by chance...") by Brian Savage
- From the bookshelf – 3 pages - Joey Green – Includes 1 cartoon ("Kitty quicksand") by Sam Gross + 1 cartoon ("Don't worry – he's dead") by Peter C. Vey
- A visit from Dr. Ulene – 2 pages - Peter Gaffney – Includes 1 illustration by Gil Eisner + 1 cartoon by Bernard Schoenbaum
- Time of the Month – 4 pages – Fred Graver with Mitch Coleman, Glenn Eichler, T.J. Englander, Dave Jaffe, Sean Kelly, Ted Mann, Ed Subitzky, Dave Tynan
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("What's the massive dose du jour?") by Nelson-Diana
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- Letters – 2 pages – Includes 1 cartoon ("All visitors must B.Y.O.B.") by Mick Stevens + 1 cartoon ("Palindrome Cinema") by Robert Mankoff
- Lying, laying & leaving – 4 pages - Ellis Weiner - Includes 1 cartoon ("They're all just conversation pieces...") by John Jonik + 1 cartoon ("Okay, a quick and merciful death") by Tim Haggerty + 1 cartoon ("Help! I'm being stolen") by Sam Gross
- Working Girl – 11 pages - Kevin Curran, Glenn Eichler, Peter Gaffney, Fred Graver, Mat Jacobs – Includes photographs by Michael Watson + 2 illustrations by Rousso/Thorpe
- A visit to Play-Doh's retreat – 3 pages - Glenn Eichler & Jim Wilson + color photographs by Carl Waltzer
- Comic: One night in the life of Peter Torpid and Ellen Anodyne – 4 pages in color - Shary Flenniken
- The Roxanne Pulitzer prizes – 4 pages - Kevin Curran – Includes 4 illustrations by Howard Nostrand
- Comic: The Koma Sutra – 4 pages in color - Kevin Curran + Randall Enos
- How the old girl network works – 3 pages - Fred Graver
- Comic: Anmnesiac class reunion – 2 pages in color - Ed Subitzky
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("2 eggs any style") by Peter C. Vey
- True Facts – 2 poges – John Bendel
- Little conglomerates – 1 page
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("Acquaintances of the suspect") by John Caldwell
Comics: Funny Pages
- Zippy: Planet o' the pinheads (Episode 4) – 1 page – Bill Griffith
- Trots and Bonnie ("Oh, Bonnie! I'd be delighted...") – 1 page – Shary Flenniken
- Politenessman ("A violent storm slashes a path...") – ½ page – Ron Barrett
- Popular problems ("Please fasten your seat bealts") – ½ page – Ron Hauge
- Ray and Joe: The story of a man and his dead friend 12 ("Now that Mr. Calabrese made your face alive-lookin'...") – 1 page – Charles Rodrigues
- Famous waitress school: Straight talk – 1 page – Mimi Pond
- Excursions: A little shoplifting – ½ page – Rick Geary
- Aunt Mary's kitchen ("Well, Carol, what do you say?") – ½ page – Mary Kay Brown
- New wave comics ("Pimley, you're fired") – 1 page – Mark Marek
- The Appletons ("A quiet Saturday afternoon finds Mr. Appleton...") – 1 page - B.K. Taylor
- National Lampoon contest #26 – Kevin Curran
Vol. 2, #65 (December 1983)
Holiday jeers!
- Editorial – 2 pages – Includes 1 cartoon (The Periodic Table of sweat shirts) by Stuart Leeds
- Letters – 2 pages - Includes 1 cartoon ("Butchie's asleep...") by John Caldwell
- Christmas gift books – 2 pages - Peter Gaffney – Includes 1 illustration by Kandy Littrell
- Canadian corner: Crippled seals for children – 2 pages - Bob Pomerantz – Includes 1 illustration by Howard Lewis + 1 cartoon ("Well, Mr. Fenway...") by Bernard Schoenbaum
- Fun and games in the White House basement – 3 pages - Joseph Killorin Brennan – Includes 1 illustration by Terry Allen
- Time of the Month – 4 pages – Fred Graver with Gary Bayer, Mitch Coleman, Glenn Eichler, T.J. Englander, Fred Graver, Dave Jaffe, Mat Jacobs, Mimi Pond, Dave Tynan
- Off the subject – 1 page - Sean Kelly – Includes 1 illustration by Rick Meyerowitz
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- I'm dreaming of a White Trash Christmas – 10 pages - Peter Gaffney, Kevin Curran, Fred Graver, Glenn Eichler – Includes color illustrations by Dan Kirk, Peter Elwell, James Grashow (The Gospel according to Luke-Bob), Robert Goldstrom + 1 cartoon ("If they only knew!") by ? + 1 cartoon ("In light of our efforts to...") by Peter Steiner + 1 cartoon ("Rachel, meet Bob") by Peter C. Vey + 1 cartoon ("What'll it be, big fella?") by Tim Haggerty + 1 cartoon ("Yes, Clarence, I love you") by Tom Cheney + 1 cartoon ("And I tell you...") by Brian Savage
- The ABC's of Reaganomics – 8 pages - Sean Kelly + Color illustrations by Rick Meyerowitz
- Comic: On Broadway – 3 pages - Kevin Curran + Tony Salmons
- What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who's been dropped into the middle of the ocean? – 2 pages – Sean Kelly – Includes color illustrations by Mark Marek
- Needless-market Christmas book 1983 – 7 pages - Fred Graver, Mitchell Kriegman – Cover illustration in color by Cynthia Watts Clark – Includes photographs in color by Ronald G. Harris
- A child's Christmas in jail – 4 pages - Leslie Fuller – Includes 1 color illustration by Sean Earley + 1 cartoon ("The Big Lie Cafe") by Mick Stevens + 1 cartoon ("Ahh, that feels nice...") by Robert Mankoff
- Ron Hauge's year of rejected New Yorker covers – 4 pages – Illustrations by Ron Hauge
- Bisbee Family Christmas offerings – 2 pages - Gerald Sussman – Includes illustrations by Phil Scheuer
- True Facts – 2 pages – John Bendel
Comics: Funny Pages
- Zippy: Planet o' the pinheads (Episode 5) – 1 page – Bill Griffith
- Trots and Bonnie ("Hi. Hi.") – 1 page – Shary Flenniken
- Politenessman ("Pop song star Ellis Parsley...") – ½ page – Ron Barrett
- Popular problems ("I'd always wanted to be a...") – ½ page – Ron Hauge
- Ray and Joe: The story of a man and his dead friend 13 ("I don't know how, Joe...") – 1 page – Charles Rodrigues
- Famous waitress school: Sexual politics – ½ page – Mimi Pond
- Excursions: A medical disagreement – ½ page – Rick Geary
- New wave comics ("Watch the nutshells closely...") – 1 tier – Mark Marek
- Famous comic artists school: Lesson #721: Adjusting your chair – 1 tier – Bruce Cochran
- Aunt Mary's kitchen ("OUCH I think he's biting me!") – ½ page – Mary Kay Brown
- Timberland Tales ("The Christmas season just wouldn't be complete...") – 1 page - B.K. Taylor
- National Lampoon contest #27 – Michael Grossman
Vol. 2, #66 (January 1984)
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("Oh, Tippy") by Tim Haggerty
- Chopper Dave's "Helicopter phone show" – 2 pages - John Bendel – Includes 1 illustration by David Celsi + 1 comic ("This is Call In") by Chris Browne
- Professor Kennilworth contemplates the joke – 3 pages - Dave Yuzo Spector – Includes 1 illustration by Elwood Smith + 1 cartoon by Sam Gross
- Portrait of a Shamus – 2 pages - Will Jacobs & Gerard Jones – Includes 1 illustration by Bill Russell + 1 cartoon ("Meechum, clear out your desk...") by Robert Mankoff
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("I've taken the liberty of...") by Peter C. Vey
- Time of the Month – 5 pages – Fred Graver with Cary Bayer, Mitch Coleman, Kevin Curran, T.J. Englander, Peter Gaffney, Dave Jaffe, Sean Kelly, Michael Mahler
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- Off the subject – 2 pages - Sean Kelly – Includes 1 illustration by Rick Meyerowitz
-The Time parody – 33 pages – Joseph Killorin Brennan, Kevin Curran, Glenn Eichler, T.J. Englander, Leslie Fuller, Peter Gaffney, Fred Graver, Ann Hodgman, Sean Kelly, Mitchell Kriegman, Mimi Pond, Ed Subitzky, Ellis Weiner – Includes illustrations by Ajin (Cover sculpture), Hero Ihara (Cover photography), Eliphant (Cartoon, "Oh shit!"), Alexa Grace, Howard Lewis, Bob Rakita, Gary Ruddell ("Jesus II: The second coming" fake movie poster in color), Philip Scheuer, Peter Thorpe, Michael Witte + Photographs by Ronald G. Harris, Dan Nelken, Eric Richmond, Michael Watson
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon (Mystery of the poets) by John Caldwell
- True Facts - 2 pages - John Bendel
- Where to have your hair repaired – 1 page
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("Efficiency report") by Carroll
Comics: Funny Pages
- Zippy: Planet o' the pinheads (Episode 6) – 1 page – Bill Griffith
- Trots and Bonnie ("What a darling chair, Kathy!") – 1 page – Shary Flenniken
- Politenessman ("And so, Politenessman, we've got to do...") – ½ page – Ron Barrett
- Popular problems ("From the moment she got on the plane...") – ½ page – Ron Hauge
- Ray and Joe: The story of a man and his dead friend 14 ("Remember how we used to argue politics, Joe?") – 1 page – Charles Rodrigues
- Famous waitress school: The usual? – ½ page – Mimi Pond
- Excursions: A studio tour – ½ page – Rick Geary
- New wave comics ("Well, I'm a truck-drivin' mama") – ½ page – Mark Marek
- Aunt Mary's kitchen ("Aunt Mary has left the kitchen...") – ½ page – Mary Kay Brown
- The Appletons ("The Appletons are vacationing in sunny Florida") – 1 page - B.K. Taylor
- Letter – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("Harleski's Autorepair") by Tom Cheney
- National Lampoon contest #28 – Kevin Curran
Vol. 2, #67 (February 1984)
All-comics issue
- Cover – Color illustration by Gary Hallgren
- Letters – 2 pages – Includes 1 cartoon ("I don't know what to tell you, pal") by Tom Cheney
- V.S. Naipul in Hollywood – 2 pages - Brian McCormick – Includes 1 illustration by Michael Di Biase + 1 cartoon ("Fuck your face...") by Peter C. Vey
- Among the Eskimos – 3 pages - Peter Gaffney – Includes 1 illustration by Martin Kozlowski + 1 cartoon ("Piester's Pretzels") by Tim Haggerty + 1 cartoon by Bill Woodman
- Let my people go, nyuk-nyuk-nyuk!!! – 4 pages - T.J. Englander - Includes 1 illustration by Susan Faiola + 1 cartoon ("The following program contains...") by Robert Mankoff + 1 cartoon ("No... Dad's in Chicago") by Bill Maul + 1 cartoon (The Masterpiece Theatre Gang) by John Caldwell
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon by ?
- Time of the Month – 4 pages – Fred Graver with Mitch Coleman, Kevin Curran, T.J. Englander, Peter Gaffney, Dave Jaffe
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("I'd like to try something different") by Frank Cotham
- Comic: Zippy's guide to sex, death & between-meal snacks – 2 pages in color – Bill Griffith
- Comic: Trots and Bonnie ("This back-to-romance movement sucks") – 2 pages – Shary Flenniken
- Comic: Crazy, man, crazy, by North Beach – ½ page in color – Gary Hallgren
- Comic: Antartic journal – 1 tier – Peter C. Vey
- Comic: How not to pick up girls! – 1 tier – Mimi Pond
- Comic: Politenessman: The origin of Politenessman – 2 pages – Ron Barrett
- Comic: Excursions: It's great to be alive! – 2 pages in color – Rick Geary
- Comic: The streets of Vatican City – 2 pages - Tod Carroll + Kevin Nowlan
- Ray and Joe: The story of a man and his dead friend 15 ("Knock, knock, knock!") – 1 page – Charles Rodrigues
- Comic: Crazy, man, crazy, by Jim Muggles – ½ page in color – Gary Hallgren
- Comic: An anticlimax – 1 tier – Roz Chast
- Comic: Antartic journal – 1 tier – Peter C. Vey
- Comic: Aunt Mary's kitchen: A different world – 2 pages in color – Mary Kay Brown
- Comic: A regular day – ½ page – Gerry Capelle
- Comic: That little ole USA and his uncle – ½ page - ?
- Comic: "Six Pack" Cohen, surf accountant – 1 page in color – Ted Mann + Ralph Reese
- Comic: Little inspirational stories – 1 page - John Bendel + Bill Plympton
- Comic: Famous waitress school: Girls' night out – 2 pages in color – Mimi Pond
- Comic: Willard Scott's obituary page – ½ page – John Caldwell
- Comic: Antartic journal – 1 tier – Peter C. Vey
- Comic: Famous comic artists school: Lesson #702-C: Sublimating your sex drive – 1 tier – Bruce Cochran
- Comic: Popular problems – 2 pages in color – Ron Hauge
- Comic: Teddy's day – 1 page – Rick Geary
- Comic: Petticoat Silo – 2 pages in color - Tod Carroll + Bill Sienkiewicz
- Comic: Chicken Gutz ("Out of the West come the galloping...") – 1 page – Randall Enos
- Comic: Crazy, man, crazy, by Felonius Mongue – ½ page in color – Gary Hallgren
- Comic: The writing life – ½ page – Tom Cheney
- Comic: The young and the indiscreet – 1 page – Mary Wilshire
- Comic: New wave comics: The adventures of Hercules amongst the North Americans – 2 pages in color – Mark Marek
- Comic: Worm ("If you try to eat me...") – 1 tier – Gary Patane?
- Comic: Parts of Aunt Maude's body you hoped you'd never see – 1 tier – Bruce Cochran
- Comic: Antartic journal – ½ page – Peter C. Vey
- Comic: The laundry-man – 2 pages in color – Mary Kay Brown
- Comic: Timberland Tales ("Law enforcement is often a waiting game") – 2 pages – B.K. Taylor
- The Surfer scripts – 5 pages - Will Jacobs & Gerard Jones – Includes 1 illustration by Bill Sienkiewicz + 1 cartoon ("Maybe he can't swim") by Sam Gross + 1 cartoon ("Not you again!") by D.R. Poltes? + 1 cartoon ("Left to right...") by ?
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- True Facts – 1 page - John Bendel
- It is to laugh – 2 pages – M. Gumen
- From the slush pile – 1 page - ?
- They kall it kuteness – 1 page – John E. Brown
- National Lampoon contest #29 – Kevin Curran
Vol. 2, #68 (March 1984)
The Sixties' greatest hits
- Photo-comic: Ad: Miller Brewhahas ("This here's a true story") – 1 page in color
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("Don't take it so hard, Billy") by Tim Haggerty
- Ronald Reagan, pen pal – 3 pages - Lee Frank – Includes 1 illustration by Robert de Michiel + 1 cartoon ("Brake Shop") by Bill Plympton + 1 cartoon ("NO spitting") by Liza Donnelly
- Canadian Corner: Crisis solved: CBC, NHL to merge – 3 pages - Bob Pomerantz, Hersh Forman – Includes 1 illustration by Randy Jones + 1 cartoon ("But if you do have asbestosis...") by Sidney Harris
- Fear and loathing on the nursery school trail – 3 pages - Mat Jacobs – Includes 1 illustration by Howard Lewis + 1 cartoon ("You're warm now, Alec") by Michael Crawford + 1 cartoon ("Harry Lippercut defense") by Phil Schwartz
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("What do they want from me?") by O'Neill
- Time of the Month – 3 pages - Fred Graver with Cary Bayer, Mike Ferris, Leslie Fuller, Peter Gaffney, Warren Leight, Mimi Pond
- Off the subject – 1 page - Sean Kelly – Includes 1 illustration by Rick Meyerowitz
- The Sixties' greatest hits – 10 pages - Kevin Curran, Fred Graver – Includes 1 color illustration by Gary Hallgren + Illustrations by Phil Scheuer (Bob Dylan), Eric Marcus (Heads "R" Us), Bob Camp (fake comic-book covers) and Phil Scheuer (Hot and a lot, New wine)
- Cartoons: Oy Vey! – 4 pages - Peter C. Vey
- Short story: Every boy's guide to his own ratpack – 7 pages - Mimi Pond – Includes 1 color illustration by Stephen Kroninger + 1 cartoon ("Family feud") by Bill Woodman + 1 cartoon ("Granberry, you're about to...") by Frank Cotham + 1 cartoon by John Jonik
- Equalriders – 11 pages - Leslie Fuller, Mimi Pond – Includes color photographs by Dan Nelken + Illustrations by Favarotta? (Soap yer box) and Mark Fresh (A man is a man but a dog is a bro)
- Peter Gaffney's presidential facts – 2 pages - Includes 1 color illustration by Michael Di Biase
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("I hope you've been keeping your eye...") by Robert Mankoff
- True Facts – 1 page - John Bendel
- More swell places to eat – 1 page
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("I'm sorry, madam") by Sam Gross
Comics: Funny Pages
- Zippy and the Stupidity Patrol – 1 page – Bill Griffith
- Trots and Bonnie ("Where do you think you're going, young lady?") – 1 page – Shary Flenniken
- Politenessman ("Politenessman has been living on the island of...") – ½ page – Ron Barrett
- Popular problems ("I think Mr. Buckley has raised a...") – ½ page – Ron Hauge
- Ray and Joe: The story of a man and his dead friend 16 ("It's me, Joe") – 1 page – Charles Rodrigues
- Famous waitress school: Say what? – ½ page – Mimi Pond
- Excursions: Mysteries of the universe – ½ page – Rick Geary
- New wave comics ("High up in the snowy Himalayas...") – ½ page – Mark Marek
- Aunt Mary's kitchen ("High noon at the Koffee Klatch") – ½ page – Mary Kay Brown
- The Appletons ("It's party time in the backyard...") – 1 page - B.K. Taylor
- Letters – 2 pages – Includes 1 cartoon ("Miss Munn, I won't be taking...") by ? + 1 cartoon ("It all happened so fast") by Tom Cheney
- National Lampoon contest #30 – Kevin Curran
Vol. 2, #69 (April 1984)
You too can parody anything!
- Cover – Color illustrations by Sean Early, Philip Scheuer, Timothy McCarthy
- Letters – 2 pages – Includes 1 cartoon ("I do think it was terribly sweet of you...") by Tim Haggerty + 1 cartoon ("Death takes a holiday") by ?
- Project Fish: The April Fools' Day capers – 4 pages - Bob Pomerantz – Includes 1 illustration by Keith Benda + 1 cartoon ("Pardon me...") by John Caldwell + 1 cartoon ("You really took Muffy...") by Leo Cullum + 1 cartoon ("It's marzipan pigs") by Mary Kay Brown
- Ronald Reagan, pen pal (Part 2) – 4 pages - Lee Frank – Includes 1 illustration by Robert de Michiell + 1 cartoon ("And were you wearing that particular hat...") by Peter C. Vey + 1 cartoon ("Test your I.Q.") by Larry Trepel + 1 cartoon ("Give so that I won't have to eat my dog!") by Frank Cotham
- Time of the Month – 4 pages - Fred Graver with Mitch Coleman, T.J. Englander, Mike Ferris, Dave Jaffe, Warren Leight, Ed Subitzky, Dave Tynan
- Off the subject – 1 page - Sean Kelly – Includes 1 illustration by Rick Meyerowitz
- You too can parody anything – 6 pages - Kevin Curran & Peter Gaffney – Includes illustrations by ? (Pierre) and Peter Thorpe (Plans and maps)
- Short story: The altar boys' picnic – 7 pages - Fred Graver – Includes 1 color illustration by Paul Yalowitz + 1 cartoon ("Oh, you silly girl...") by Bill Woodman + 1 cartoon ("This is only a dream") by Tom Cheney + 1 cartoon ("What kind of idiot...") by Robert Mankoff + 1 cartoon ("Passover Island") by Bond? + 1 cartoon ("Time – 1:56") by Sam Gross
- The Martin Luther King party tapes – 3 pages
- Comic: Tintin in Lebanon – 6 pages in color – Fred Graver + Cliff Jew
- The unknown Marx Brother – 6 pages - Gerald Sussman – Includes photographs by Michael Raab
- Celebrity clearing house – 5 pages - Peter Gaffney with Kevin Curran, Glenn Eichler, Fred Graver, Michael Grossman, Sean Kelly
- Deep thoughts – 3 pages - Jack Handy – Includes 1 color illustration by Mark Mazut
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- True Facts – 3 pages - John Bendel
Comics: Funny Pages
- Zippy: The top secret Zippy files – 1 page – Bill Griffith
- Trots and Bonnie ("Okay. This is beer") – 1 page – Shary Flenniken
- Politenessman ("Herr Kommandant...") – ½ page – Ron Barrett
- Popular problems ("We'll enjoy free drinks...") – ½ page – Ron Hauge
- Ray and Joe: The story of a man and his dead friend 17 ("Holding Joe's nose...") – 1 page – Charles Rodrigues
- Excursions: A mysterious lady – ½ page – Rick Geary
- Famous waitress school: Say what? – ½ page – Mimi Pond
- Aunt Mary's kitchen ("Good afternoon! The world has now changed") – ½ page – Mary Kay Brown
- The adventures of Hercules amongst the North Americans ("As legend would have it...") – 1 page - Mark Marek
- Timberland Tales ("Excitement is in the air in Timberland...") – 1 page - B.K. Taylor
- National Lampoon contest #31 – Kevin Curran
Vol. 2, #70 (May 1984)
1984 baseball preview
- Cover – Color illustration by Steve Brodner
- Editorial – 2 pages – Includes 1 cartoon ("All right, so I made a mistake") by Bill Woodman
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("Malcom Piester") by Tim Haggerty
- Capital punishment is not just a bowl of cherries – 2 pages - T.J. Englander – Includes 1 illustration by Howard Lewis + 1 cartoon ("Not bad!") by Mick Stevens
- Ronald Reagan, pen pal (Part 3) – 4 pages - Lee Frank – Includes 1 illustration by Robert de Michiel + 1 cartoon by John Jonik + 1 cartoon by Sam Gross
- Time of the Month – 4 pages - Fred Graver with Mitch Coleman, Kevin Curran, T.J. Englander, Mike Ferris, T.J. Englander, Dave Jaffe, Mimi Pond
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- Off the subject – 1 page - Sean Kelly – Includes 1 illustration by Rick Meyerowitz
- Short story: Eggboiler – 9 pages - Paul Proch, Charles Kaufman – Includes 1 color illustration by Matt Mahurin + 1 cartoon ("Come in, Wilson") by Peter Steiner + 1 cartoon ("What am I going to do with it?") by Bob Zahn
- Hello Jesus – 2 pages - Fred Graver – Includes color illustrations by Philip Scheuer + photographs by Jon Fisher
- Comic: PT-69 – 6 pages in color - Sean Kelly & Fred Graver + Kevin Nowlan
- The whole earth catalog of sex tools, software, hardware – 5 pages - Gerald Sussman
- Illustration: Alleluia! – 2 pages in color - Kinuko Craft
- Out of write field – 3 pages - Will Jacobs & Gerard Jones – Includes 4 illustrations by Martin Kozlowski
- Glenn Eichler's all-star magic tips – 3 pages – Glenn Eichler - Includes illustrations by Charles Burns
- Swing into Spring – 3 pages - Sean Kelly – Includes 7 color illustrations by Bill Rieser
- Where were you on the day Thurman Munson died? – 3 pages - Charlie Rubin – Includes 1 illustration by Steve Salerno
- Photo-comic: The all-American Barbie dreamhouse theater – 4 pages - Kevin Curran & Peter Gaffney + Robert Lewis (Photographs)
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("Well, so long, everybody!") by Brian Savage
- True Facts – 2 pages - John Bendel
- Now opening – 1 page
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("Then again, if it did rain...") by Joe Kohl
Comics: Funny Pages
- Zippy: Detective Zippy – 1 page – Bill Griffith
- Trots and Bonnie ("You wanna come over and watch TV?") – 1 page – Shary Flenniken
- Politenessman ("Politenessman and Miss Jane Fonda...") – ½ page – Ron Barrett
- Popular problems ("Wood") – ½ page – Ron Hauge
- Ray and Joe: The story of a man and his dead friend 18 ("Boy! All this weird stuff goin' on!") – 1 page – Charles Rodrigues
- Famous waitress school: Love and breakfast – ½ page – Mimi Pond
- Excursions: Dreamland – ½ page – Rick Geary
- The exploitations of Hercules amongst the North Americans ("As Apollo begins his daylight ride...") – 1 page - Mark Marek
- The Appletons ("It's late evening at the Appleton home...") – 1 page - B.K. Taylor
- National Lampoon contest #32 – Kevin Curran & Peter Gaffney
Vol. 2, #71 (June 1984)
This Summer's movies
- Cover – Photograph by Michael Raab
- Informer – 7 pages - Fred Graver with Mitch Coleman, Kevin Curran, Roger Director, Glenn Eichler, T.J. Englander, Peter Gaffney, Lynn Geller, Dave Jaffe, Warren Leight, Brian McCormick, Charlie Rubin, Terry Runte, Dave Yuzo Spector – Includes a 1-tier comic (Blandie) by Glenn Eichler + ?
- Off the subject – 1 page - Sean Kelly – Includes 1 illustration by R.M.
- True Facts – 4 pages - John Bendel
- Short story: Diane Lane's all-star cruise to hell – 6 pages - Kevin Curran & Peter Gaffney – Includes 1 color illustration by Lou Beach + 1 cartoon ("Sun glasses") by Bill Woodman? + 1 cartoon ("Overt aid") by Mick Stevens + 1 cartoon ("Haskins") by Leo Cullum + 1 cartoon ("I suggerst that we grab a bite first") by Sam Gross
- At the Summer movie sneak previews – 4 pages - Glen A. Meek – Includes 1 color illustration by Steve Brodner
- Prom Glider International – 3 pages - Kevin Curran & Peter Gaffney – Includes color illustrations by Dan Kirk
- Photo-comic: Weather Vane Theater presents Cumulus and Remus – 1 page - Mat Jacobs + Robert Lewis (Photographs)
- Hey, I'm a normal guy, but... – 2 pages - Kevin Curran & Peter Gaffney – Includes 5 color illustrations by Steven Guarnaccia
- The New York Times Magazine parody – 19 pages - John Bendel, Joseph Killorin Brennan, Glenn Eichler, Lee Frank, Lynn Geller, Fred Graver, Ron Hauge, Sean Kelly, Charlie Rubin, Cary Sachs, Ellis Weiner – Includes illustrations and photographs by John Farley, FPG, Lee Frank/IMD, Ronald G. Harris, Sygma, Bernard Vidal, Michael Watson, Mark Marek (Exterminating the Ethiopes), Philip Scheuer (Child of the depression), Michael Di Biase (On my favorite shirt)
- Short story: First strike: A living dream – 3 pages - Lindsay McKean – Includes 1 color illustration by Charles Burns
- Short story: Farewell, my dignity – 6 pages - Warren Leight – Includes 1 illustration by Mark Mazut + 1 cartoon ("Miss Reed, could you please...") by Peter C. Vey + 1 cartoon ("Keep that up...") by Frank Cotham
- Illustration: The Hymie Towner – 1 page in color - Ron Hauge
Comics: Funny Pages
- Zippy: Am I re-elected yet? – 1 page – Bill Griffith
- Trots and Bonnie ("Come on, Bonnie") – 1 page – Shary Flenniken
- Politenessman ("The New York City marathon") – ½ page – Ron Barrett
- Popular problems ("Sometimes when you meet someone by accident") – ½ page – Ron Hauge
- Mimi Pond, girl reporter: Cupid wears sunglasses – 1 page - Mimi Pond
- Ray and Joe: The story of a man and his dead friend 19 ("He has received yet another package...") – ½ page – Charles Rodrigues
- Excursions: Make a wish! – ½ page – Rick Geary
- The many and heroics adventures of Hercules – 1 page - Mark Marek
- It's Jackie Drake! 1 ("That's $2.80 on the meter") – ½ page - Ron Hauge + Frank Springer
- Aunt Mary's kitchen ("While the huge silver spaceship...") – ½ page – Mary Kay Brown
- National Lampoon contest #33 – Kevin Curran & Peter Gaffney
Vol. 2, #72 (July 1984)
Summer fun
- Cover – Color photograph by Michael Raab
- Letters – 3 pages – Includes 1 cartoon ("Miss Hendricks, don't bother, they're here") by Tim Haggerty
- True Facts – 4 pages - John Bendel
- Off the subject – 1 page - Sean Kelly – Includes 1 illustration by Rick Meyerowitz
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("Don't give me that") by Robert Mankoff
- Informer – 5 pages - Fred Graver – Includes a 1-tier comic (Blandie – "I can't be late for work today") by Glenn Eichler + ?
- Letters – 2 pages – Includes 1 cartoon ("Nice tie, Al – hand it over") by Peter C. Vey + 1 cartoon ("Now that you're finished with her...") by Sam Gross
- Mare – 6 pages - Fred Graver – Includes 1 cartoon ("Religious goods") by S.T. + 1 cartoon ("I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you...") by Leo Cullum + 1 cartoon ("Save the whales") by Bill Woodman + 1 cartoon ("Here, I brought you some appetite suppressants") by Orlin?
- Comic: Ice Cubey: The big show – 1 page – Kevin Curran + Gary Hallgren
- Comic: Abusement Park – 8 pages in color – Ron Hauge + Michael Di Biase
- No more Mr. Bad Guy for Yasir Arafat – 4 pages - Gerald Sussman – Includes photographs by Ronald G. Harris
- Fun things to do in a resort town – 2 pages - Jack Handey – Includes 3 color illustrations by Terry Allen
- The Thirteenth Annual International Advertising Awards – 6 pages - Rich Rosomoff, John Brancato, with Kevin Curran?, Peter Gaffney? – Includes color illustrations by Hovik Dilakian (It's a fork!), Gary Yealdhall/Eucalyptus Tree Studios, Sean Earley + Photographs by Jon Fisher
- Job interviews: An ugly business at best – 4 pages - Charlie Haas (from his book "What color is your parody?")
- Short story: Bad day at the ballpark – 3 pages - T.J. Englander – Includes 1 color illustration by Mark Mazut
- Comic: Ice Cubey: The bad debt – 1 page – Kevin Curran + Gary Hallgren
- But seriously, folks...: The bad Deli is here – 5 pages - Charlie Rubin – Includes 1 color photograph by Robert Lewis + 1 cartoon ("Remember, I'm only doing this one time") by John Caldwell
Comics: Funny Pages
- Zippy: Am I re-elected yet? ("The Oval Office") – 1 page – Bill Griffith
- Trots and Bonnie ("Oh God. Do you think they're watching our butts Jiggle") – 1 page – Shary Flenniken
- Politenessman ("A domestic dispute is in progress") – ½ page – Ron Barrett
- Popular problems ("O.K., who can tell me...") – ½ page – Ron Hauge
- Mimi Pond, girl reporter: I made a man out of Michael Jackson – 1 page - Mimi Pond
- Famous comic artists school: Lesson #715: S & M – 1 tier – Bruce Cochran
- Antartic journal ("March 16, 10:15 A.M.") – 1 tier – Peter C. Vey
- Aunt Mary's kitchen ("Ladies and gentlemen, I am coming to you live...") – ½ page – Mary Kay Brown
- The strongest, bravest comic on earth... Hercules – 1 page – Mark Marek
- It's Jackie Drake! 2 ("I can't believe Jackie Drake is signing my autograph book") – ½ page - Ron Hauge + Frank Springer
- Excursions: Sexual activity – ½ page – Rick Geary
- Timberland Tales ("Many African and Indian societies...") – 1 page – B.K. Taylor
- Photo-comic: Is there life after Menudo? – 4 pages - Geraldo Riviera + Dan Nelken (Photographs)
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon by Joe Kohl
- National Lampoon contest #34 – Kevin Curran & Peter Gaffney
Vol. 2, #73 (August 1984)
The unofficial 1984 Olympic guide
- Includes illustrations by Gary Hallgren, Robert Armstrong, David Celsi, Sean Early, Milton Knight Jr., Mark Marek, Bob Rakita, Perry Realo, Plato Taleporos, Dean Yeagle
- Cover – Color photograph by Jerry Abramowitz
- A presidential message – 1 page - ?
- Welcome to L.A. – 7 pages - ?
- Official family map of Los Angeles Area – 2 pages – Peter Thorpe
- The making of the athletes – 2 pages –
- We rented a home in Beverly Hills... but it's nobody's fault! – 1 page
- Athetes! Worried about life after the games? – 2 pages
- The story of Smoggy the Cloud – 1 page - Includes illustrations by ?
- Secrets of the Olympics – 1 page
- Life at the Olympic Village – 2 pages
- The 1984 Olympics – 2 pages
- The events – 36 pages - Includes illustrations by Phil Scheuer (Archery)
- Special insert: The unofficial 1984 Olympic TV watcher's guide – 16 pages – Includes illustrations by ?
- The 1984 Olympics – 2 pages
- A history of judging – 1 page
- Where are they now? – 1 page
- Counterfeit tickets – 2 pages
Vol. 2, #74 (September 1984)
Fall fashion preview
- Cover – Color illustration by Dave Willardson
- True Facts – 4 pages - John Bendel
- Letters – 1 page - Includes 1 cartoon ("I've always thought it was eerie") by Leo Cullum
- Informer – 6 pages - Fred Graver – Includes a 1-tier comic (Blandie – "Did you enjoy giving your...") by Glenn Eichler + ?
- Letters – 2 pages – Includes 1 cartoon ("He eats from the garbage...") by Tim Haggerty
- Professor Kenilworth vivisects the joke – 4 pages - Dave Yuzo Spector – Includes color illustrations by Elwood Smith + 1 cartoon ("Owning a beach ball...") by Liza Donnelly + 1 cartoon ("Memo") by Ziegler
- Arsenic and old overalls: The death of Junior Samples – 6 pages - Charles Kaufman, Paul Proch – Includes 1 illustration by Greg Scott + 1 cartoon ("Oh, my God! Spotty?") by Tom Cheney + 1 cartoon ("Hemlock is poison") by Phil Schwartz + 1 cartoon ("I wonder who sent in these clowns") by ?
- Comic: The Bubble Family goes to the beach – 6 pages in color - Dave Yuzo Spector & Bruce Helford + Ralph Reese, with thanks to Will Jungkuntz, Joe D'Esposito, Rick Parker
- Cartoons – 2 pages - Bill Woodman
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("You'll find me very funny...") by Bernard Schoenbaum
- Hunk-of-the-Month Club – 3 pages – Leslie Fuller, Mimi Pond – Includes illustrations by Sean Earley
- Photo-comic: The all-American Barbie network – 4 pages - Kevin Curran & Peter Gaffney + Robert Lewis (Photographs)
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon by ?
- Muscle Mind Magazine – 7 pages – Ellis Weiner – Includes color photographs by Michael Watson
- Why I'm such a terrific guy – 2 pages - Peter Gaffney – Includes 1 illustration by Robert De Michiell
- The birds of Summer – 4 pages - Sean Kelly + Illustrations in color by Rick Meyerowitz
- 37 years – 3 pages - Bill Franzen – Includes 1 illustration in color by Paul Tankersley + 1 cartoon ("This putt is worth $75,000") by John Caldwell
Comics: Funny Pages
- Zippy: Am I re-elected yet?: Zippy takes a stand on the issues – 1 page – Bill Griffith
- Trots and Bonnie ("Oh goody... beefcake") – 1 page – Shary Flenniken
- Politenessman ("Our story opens outside Crankee Stadium") – ½ page – Ron Barrett
- Popular problems ("There's a sale on lawn mowers at Sears") – ½ page – Ron Hauge
- Las aventuras de Hercules – 1 page – Mark Marek
- Excursions: An evening of television – ½ page – Rick Geary
- Aunt Mary's kitchen ("While the huge silver spaceship hovers overhead...") – ½ page – Mary Kay Brown
- The Appletons ("The Appletons' young daughter...") – 1 page – B.K. Taylor
- Letters – 6 pages – Includes 1 cartoon ("Miss Garnet...") by Peter C. Vey + 1 cartoon ("Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick...") by Sam Gross + 1 cartoon ("Fresh vegetables") by Steve Lindstrom
- National Lampoon contest #35 – Kevin Curran & Peter Gaffney
Vol. 2, #75 (October 1984)
- Cover – Color illustration by Birney Lettick – Art direction by Peter Kleinman
- Informer – 7 pages - Fred Graver – Includes illustrations by Martin Kozlowski (Wouldn't it be easier if they killed themselves?) + a 1-tier comic (Blandie – "What are you doing here, Stockmo?") by Glenn Eichler + ?
- Deep thoughts – 2 pages - Jack Handey- Includes 1 illustration by Randy Jones
- True Facts – 3 pages - John Bendel
- Short story: Nick Palomar, D.D.S., in The case of the star's choppers – 7 pages - Dave Tynan – Includes 1 color illustration by Mary Ann Shea + Cartoons by Tom Cheney ("I'm the state bird"), Orlin? ("And then the bottom dropped out of the silver market"), Walter ("Blind or stupid...")
- Comic: Bestsellers Illustrated: In search of excellence
Cover in color – Doug Beekman
Fake article: Thomas J. Peters and Rober H. Waterman, Jr. – 1 page - ?
In search of excellence – 7 pages in color - Charles Kaufman & Paul Proch + Bob Camp + Nelson Yomtov (Color)
- Short story: The New Order – 5 pages - John Bendel – Includes 3 illustrations by Jeffrey Smith
- Short story: The mystery of the ghostwriter – 5 pages - Will Jacobs & Gerard Jones – Includes 1 color illustration by Peter Elwell + 1 cartoon by Peter C. Vey ("What's greay and dumpy...")
- Sunbelt Gags Fall 1984 Catalog – 5 pages - Kevin Curran, Mat Jacobs – Includes illustrations by Quentin Bufogle
- Photo-comic: A story of New York, or Where does David Letterman get his guests? – 3 pages - Peter Gaffney & Fred Graver + Ronald G. Harris (Photographs)
- A semester at Barker Prep – 4 pages - Kevin Curran – Includes color photographs by Dan Nelken
- TF: The Bean Report – 4 pages – Includes 7 illustrations by Mark Marek
Comics: Funny Pages
- Zippy: Am I re-elected yet? ("Zippy's presidential effort is off to an exciting start") – 1 page – Bill Griffith
- Trots and Bonnie ("Bonnie! Your hips are beginning to stick out!") – 1 page – Shary Flenniken
- Politenessman ("Politenessman stands on his terrace...") – ½ page – Ron Barrett
- Popular problems ("I was a columnist for the...") – ½ page – Ron Hauge
- The Girl Reporter makes the love connection – 1 page – Mimi Pond
- Ward C ("We're just going to attach...") – ½ page – Tom Cheney
- Aunt Mary's kitchen ("On the outskirts of town...") – ½ page – Mary Kay Brown
- The deeds of Hercules amongst the North Americans – 1 page – Mark Marek
- It's Jackie Drake! 3 ("Mr. Drake, I'm your manager...") – ½ page - Ron Hauge + Frank Springer
- Excursions: Day of blood – ½ page – Rick Geary
- Timberland Tales ("We open on the activities...") – 1 page – B.K. Taylor
- Miss Poland – 2 pages – Includes 1 color photograph by Ronald G. Harris
- Letters – 4 pages – Includes cartoons by Peter C. Vey ("Gee, I don't know..."), Mick Stevens ("Tough choices") and Sam Gross ("Darling, we can't go on meeting like this")
- National Lampoon contest #36 – Kevin Curran & Peter Gaffney
Vol. 2, #76 (November 1984)
The accidental issue
- Cover – Color photograph by Ronald G. Harris
- Letters – 3 pages – Includes cartoons by Bob Zahn ("I never thought about it") and Bernard Schoenbaum
- Ronald Reagan, pen pal (Part 4) – 3 pages - Lee Frank – Includes 1 illustration by Robert De Michiell
- Informer – 6 pages – Fred Graver with Mitch Coleman, Lynn Geller, Bruce Helford, Dave Jaffe, Charles Kaufman, Paul Proch, Charlie Rubin, Terry Runte
- Letters – 4 pages – Includes 2 cartoons ("The cultural exchange people..." and "Hey, you! Get back in there and flour up") by Tim Haggerty + 1 cartoon by Orlin
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- White pig, black pig – 7 pages - Charles Kaufman, Paul Proch – Includes 1 illustration by Drew Friedman + Cartoons by Walter ("I can't remember when..."), Hollinger ("You know, Rex, I can't...") and Brodmann
- Short story: The new commerce – 4 pages - John Bendel – Includes 1 color illustration by Mark Taffet
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- Short story: Public enemy #230,000,001 – 4 pages - Ron Hauge – Includes 1 color illustration by Kellan Hatch
- The Self-Abuse Boat – 4 pages - Martha Keavney – Includes 1 color illustration by Angus McKie
- The Chester Sylvester Show – 4 pages - Lindsay McKean – Includes 1 color photograph by Ronald G. Harris + Cartoons by Peter Steiner ("Dog – Blind") and Mick Stevens ("On its way to Mohammed")
- It's a fact, Jim – 2 pages - Kevin Curran & Peter Gaffney – Includes 3 illustrations by Richard Tulka
- More bumper stickers – 2 pages - Ron Hauge
- Jesus & Dr. Tarnower: Remarkable coincidence or what? – 1 page - Randi Hacker
Comics: Funny Pages
- Zippy: Am I re-elected yet? ("Zip, you're slippin' in the polls") – 1 page – Bill Griffith
- Trots and Bonnie ("My period is late!") – 1 page – Shary Flenniken
- Popular problems ("Elgin Walters can see disasters...") – ½ page – Ron Hauge
- Excursions: Holy wars – ½ page – Rick Geary
- The adventures of Hercules amongst the North Americans ("Listen, personas gratas...") – 1 page – Mark Marek
- Ward C ("Abpht! Abpht! Hik!") – ½ page – Tom Cheney
- Aunt Mary's kitchen ("It is always interesting to know...") – ½ page – Mary Kay Brown
- Success story – 1 page - G.W. Raresheid
- Hair styles – ½ page – Bill Plympton
- Theoretical biology – ½ page – Peter C. Vey
- The Appletons ("It's Thanksgiving at Grandma's...") – 1 page – B.K. Taylor
- True Facts – 3 pages - John Bendel
- Letters – 2 pages – Includes cartoons by ? (Famous last words), Peter C. Vey ("If it makes you feel any better...")
- Deep thoughts – 2 pages - Jack Handey – Includes 1 illustration by Randy Jones + 1 cartoon ("Miss Crissdale, I've decided...") by Tom Cheney
- The amazing John Bendel paper-clip container – 1 page - Peter Gaffney
- The Short Eyes Nursery School Calendar – 1 page - Christopher Hart
Vol. 2, #77 (December 1984)
(Issue with missing pages)
- Cover – Color photography by Ronald G. Harris
- Letters – 3 pages – Includes 2 cartoons by Sam Gross ("Farts" and "Feart!")
- Informer – 8 pages – Includes 1 cartoon ("Fart auggh!") by Sam Gross
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("I told you they were magic beans...") by Sam Gross
- Comic: X-Women – Color cover + 8 pages - Fred Graver & Charles Kaufman & Sean Kelly & Paul Proch & Gerald Sussman + Frank Springer
- Mr. Andrew and Mr. Peter's beauty secrets – 6 pages - Peter Kleinman, Andy Simmons – Includes color photographs by Ronald G. Harris + Illustrations by Frank Springer
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- Comic: The hitchhiker's guide to the Universal Studio Tour – 8 pages - Andy Simpson + Ralph Reese
- Doon – 9 pages - Ellis Weiner – Includes 2 color illustrations by Doug Beekman + Cartoons by Mary Kay Brown ("Are you back again?"), Tom Cheney ("Calvin's Quickie Pizza"), Bill Woodman and John Caldwell
- Mythellaneous – 2 pages - Tony Kisch – Includes 4 illustrations by Peter Elwell
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("Fart! Pass it on") by Sam Gross
- Fantasy U. – 4 pages - Kevin Curran & Peter Gaffney
Comics: Funny Pages
- Zippy: Am I re-elected yet? ("Reagan campaign headquarters") – 1 page – Bill Griffith
- Trots and Bonnie ("Gee, Pepsi... Are you sure you should be doing that?") – 1 page – Shary Flenniken
- The full- and part-time labours of Hercules amongst the North Americans ("Listen, personas gratas...") – 1 page – Mark Marek
- Timberland Tales ("It's Christmas Eve and Kathleen...") – 1 page – B.K. Taylor
- National Lampoon Christmas covers rejected by the management – 4 pages - Peter Kleinman, Andy Simmons, Michael Simmons – Includes illustrations by Randy Jones, G. Asgaard, Marc Taffet, Doug Beekman
- True Facts – 1 page - John Bendel
Vol. 2, #78 (January 1985)
Good clean sex
- Cover – Color illustration by Luis Royo
- Contents – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("Gotta run dear") by John Caldwell
- Comic: Trots and Bonnie ("Gee, Pepsi... Are you sure you should be doing that?") – 1 page – Shary Flenniken – A reprint of the comic, with the addition of the graffitis that were previously left out
- Letters – 2 pages – Includes 1 cartoon ("Your spin") by Milgrim
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- True Facts – 2 pages - John Bendel
- What's your sign? – 2 pages
- Comic: Zippy: Am I re-elected yet?: In the awful office – 1 page – Bill Griffith
- Mango – 8 pages - Gerald Sussman – Includes 1 color illustration by Mary Ann Shea + Cartoons by ? ("Gee, Bob, that's some watch you've got!"), Peter C. Vey ("If you still love me..."), Warp ("You're not giving me the job?"), Tom Cheney ("Don't be alarmed, Mrs. Shanfelter")
- Comic: The O-Team: Mr. T. in "G marks the spot" – Color cover + 4 pages - Tony Kisch + Adam Kubert
- Comic: Trots and Bonnie: Rags to riche$ - 6 pages in color – Shary Flenniken
- Whorum Magazine – 8 pages - Mark Groubert, Tony Kisch, Peter Kleinman, Michael Simmons, Neil Tolkin
- Comic: Socially redeeming sex comics – 4 pages in color - Ed Subitzky
- All the women Warren Beatty has ever dicked – 1 page – Larry Sloman, Peter Kleinman
- Short story: A whole new bag – 6 pages - Tony Kisch – Includes 1 color illustration by Bruce Strachan + Cartoons by Joe Kohl ("Marriage counselor"), Tom Cheney ("Remember, get home by midnight..."), Sam Gross ("Fart!")
- Dirty money: A how-to guide to home pornography – 4 pages - Morty Mitchell – Includes illustrations by Jackson Hooker ("Howie Jabolowsky"), Ralph Reese, B.K. Taylor
- Comic: Jimmy Durante boffs young starlets – 1 page - Drew Friedman
- Photo-comic: The Dixie Mobile Homos contest – 4 pages - Patrick Weathers & Rod Jenkins + John Duke Kisch (Photographs)
- Cartoons: Tough sex – 4 pages - Charles Rodrigues
- Comic: Dance fever – 2 pages - Shary Flenniken
- Doktor Bey's carnal freak show – 4 pages - Derek Pell
- Hot rod – 2 pages – Color photograph by Peter DeFrancis
Vol. 2, #79 (February 1985)
A misguided tour of New York
(This is the last issue with a number on the contents page)
All photographs by Peter Kleinman
- Cover – Color illustration by Roger Stine
- Contents – 1 page – Includes 1 illustration by Gary Baseman
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- A letter from Mayor Ed Koch – 1 page
- The Lincoln Center wholesale bag lady market – 1 page - Gerald Sussman
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("New York, New York, New York") by Leo Cullum
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- My favorite things about New York, by Henry Kissinger – 1 page - Gerald Sussman
- Official Manhattan subway map – 2 pages - Ed Subitzky
- The top five tourist attractions – 1 page - Gerald Sussman
- My favorite things about New York, by Kenny Rogers – 1 page - Gerald Sussman
- Wotz free? – 1 page - Warren Leight – Includes 1 illustration by Gil Eisner
- My favorite things about New York, by Shirley MacLaine – 1 page - Gerald Sussman
- Times Square, disease center of the world – 6 pages - Gerald Sussman - Includes 10 illustrations by Randy Jones
- The Lower East Side, or Loisaida – 5 pages - Warren Leight – Includes cartoons by Tim Haggerty ("It's exciting to be a part of history"), Sam Gross ("Street, the magazine...") and Tim Haggerty ("309")
- The wholesale Anchovy District – 2 pages - Gerald Sussman
- Chinatown: A sketchbook – 4 pages – Written & Illustrated in color by Rick Meyerowitz
- Chelsea: Gateway to yesteryear – 3 page – Danny Abelson
- The shaving district – 2 pages - Gerald Sussman
- Little Italy – 4 pages - Gerald Sussman – Includes 1 cartoon ("Doctor, this is Mr. Gusset") by Sam Gross
- A survey of the hottest Upper East Side singles bars – 4 pages - Gerald Sussman
- Harlem – 3 pages - Gerald Sussman
- Little Cambodia in East Harlem – 2 pages - Gerald Sussman
- Soho – 2 pages - Gerald Sussman – Includes 1 photograph by Martin Jackson
- Comic: The history of New York – 2 pages - Ron Barrett
- Greenwich Village – 4 pages - Gerald Sussman
- A walking tour of the South Bronx – 2 pages - Gerald Sussman
- The Upper West Side – 4 pages - Richard Liebman-Smith – Includes cartoons by Leo Cullum ("See the bugs of New York") and Mike Twohy ("Will spell your name")
- Comic: A paranoid's guide to New York – 5 pages in color - Gahan Wilson
Vol. 2, #80 (March 1985)
The best of 15 years
- Our contributors: 1970–1984 – 1 page
- Letters – 2 pages – Includes 1 cartoon ("Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket, chief") by John Jonik
- Photo Phunnies – 1 page
- Photo Phunnies – 1 pag
- 1970-74: Introduction - 2 pages
- The New York's cabbie guide to New York – 6 pages - Gerald Sussman
- Eight days that shook Wook, Iowa: The assassination of Vice President Spiro T. Agnew – 9 pages - Punji – Includes photographs by Michael Sullivan
- Short story: The toilet papers – 7 pages - Chris Miller – Includes 1 color illustration by Stephen Negrycz + Cartoons by Bill Woodman ("My feet are killing me"), Charles Barsotti ("I'm looking for the man who draws Wonder Woman"), ? ("Richthofen's too good for us..."), Tim Haggerty, Tom Cheney ("Hey, you... no, not you...") and Schwa...? ("Is there no end to it?")
- Our white heritage – 6 pages - Henry N. Beard, Michael O'Donoghue, George W.S. Trow – Includes illustrations by ?
- Comic: Strange beliefs of children – 4 pages in color - Gahan Wilson
- Comic: Telling a kid his parents are dead – 3 pages - Ed Bluestone + Shary Flenniken
- 1975-1979: Introduction – 1 page
- Short story: Beat the Meatles (October 1977) – 2 pages - Chris Miller – Includes 1 color illustration by Raymond Kursar
- Comic: Turtle farms of South America – 4 pages in color - Ted Mann + Frank Springer
- Terminal flatulence – 2 pages - Sean Kelly, Tony Hendra, John Weidman
- Senior Vitties – 2 pages - Ted Mann
- Fill 'er up – 2 pages - Peter Kaminsky
- Cartoons: Sam Gross: A retrospective – 2 pages – Sam Gross
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- Photo-comic: World night court – 4 pages - Henry N. Beard & John Weidman & Peter Kaminsky + Phil Koenig (Photographs)
- Girls of the communist bloc – 4 pages – P.J. O'Rourke – Includes photographs by Chris Challis
- 1980-1984: Introduction – 1 page
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- Mike 'n' Al's boxing briefs – 7 pages - Michael Reiss & Al Jean – Includes photographs by Michael Watson, James Wojcik + Illustrations by Seth Jaben ("Frazier-Ali IV"), Nancy Lawton ("Folios of fistiana" and "Diving bored"), Susan Faiola ("The infamous long count")
- 1980 United States Census – 4 pages - P.J. O'Rourke
- Highlights of the Inner City Science Fair – 6 pages - Michael Reiss & Al Jean – Includes photographs by Michael Watson
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- Comic: The origin of Politenessman – 2 pages - Ron Barrett
Vol. 2, #81 (April 1985)
The best from Europe
- Latvia on ten tfilin a day – 15 pages - Tifli Gooba – Includes 1 illustration by Devis Grebu (666 – The number of the beast)
- Photo Phunnies – 1 page
- Photo Phunnies – 1 page
- 1001 reasons to hate Americans – 2 pages – Georges Lacroix, Jean-Claude Suares
- Cartoons – 1 page - Fred
- Comic: Lucky day for a lucky guy – 4 pages – Philippe Foerster
- Punks on the beaches – 4 pages - Hara Kiri
- Comic: The sales director – 1 page - Kamagurka
- Ariel ad parody – 1 page - Hara Kiri
- Cartoons – 1 page - Wilhelm
- Cartoons – 2 pages - Hoviv
- Cartoons – 3 pages - Fred
- Norwegian woof – 2 pages - Morten M. Kristiansen
- Cartoons – 4 pages - Quino
- Comic: Squeak the Mouse – 10 pages in color - Massimo Mattioli
- Comic: Miracle in Holland – 3 pages - Wim T. Schippers + Theo van den Boogaard
- Cartoons – 2 pages in color - Julek Kedzirski
- Cartoons – 1 page – Dusan Petricic
- Comic: Calculus Cat – 3 pages - Hunt Emerson
- The International Naff sex guide – 4 pages - Simon Carr, Willie Donaldson
Vol. 2, #82 (May 1985)
Celebrity roast
- Cover – Color illustration by Don Ivan Punchatz
- Mia, myself and I – 3 pages - Lance Contrucci – Includes cartoons by Sam Gross ("I brought somebody..."), Tom Cheney ("Dear Miss Fonda"), Joe Kohl ("Just why did you decide...") and Heine ("Ventriloquist")
- Photo-comic: The return of the Kosher butcher – 3 pages - Larry Sloman & Peter Kleinman + Michael Renchiwich (Photographs)
- Comic: The O-Team: Mr. T. in "Dustbusters" – Color cover + 7 pages - Tony Kisch + Adam Kubert
- Toilet!: The memoirs of a men's room attendant – 6 pages - Gerald Sussman – Includes 1 color illustration by Marc Taffet + Cartoons by Tom Cheney ("What's the matter, Lassie?"), Leo Cullum ("Somehow, this suddenly seems so wrong") and Sam Gross
- Lifestyles of the acquaintances of the rich and famous – 6 pages - Peter Kleinman, Andy Simmons, Michael Simmons, Larry Sloman
- How to become famous – 4 pages - John Waters – Includes 10 illustrations by Jeff Faria
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon by John Jonik
- Comic: Rose, Rose, there she goes... into the bushes to take off her clothes – 6 pages in color – Shary Flenniken
- Comic: Manufactured in Hollywood – 5 pages in color - Gahan Wilson
- Comic: Marnin and Morgan: A romance the media missed – 2 pages - Josh Alan Friedman + Drew Friedman
- David Hasselhoff and the three biggest assholes in the world – Includes illustrations by Gil Eisner (David Hasselhoff), Steve Brodner (Five minutes, Mr. Sinatra), Buddy Hickerson (Ronald Reagan), Drew Friedman (Bob Hope)
- Cartoons: The celebrity memorabilia gallery – 4 pages - Charles Rodrigues
- Richard Belzer's celebrity roast – 2 pages
- Future sex stars of the National Lampoon – 2 pages - Larry Sloman, Michael Simmons, Peter Kleinman
- Comic: Zippy: Why are they here now? – 2 pages in color - Bill Griffith
- True Facts – 3 pages
Vol. 2, #83 (June 1985)
The Doug Kenney collection
- All texts by Doug Kenney
- Cover - Color illustration by Alan Reingold
- About Doug – 2 pages - Chris Miller, Matty Simmons, P.J. O'Rourke, Leonard Mogel, Peter Kleinman
- Che Guevara's Bolivian diaries – 3 pages
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- The Palma Sutra – 4 pages
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- Comic: First Lay – Doug Kenney + Joe Orlando
Cover in color
Fake ad: Rubber Riot – 1 page
Frat House frolics – 4 pages in color
- First blowjob – 4 pages - Includes 1 color illustration by ?
- Nancy Reagan's guide to dating – 7 pages – Includes 4 illustrations by ?
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
Special stoned section:
- Dear reader – 1 page – Includes 1 illustration by ?
- Puzzle – 1 page – Includes 1 illustration by Peter Bramley ("There are several cute little bunny rabbits in this picture")
- Reeferette packs – 2 pages – Includes color illustrations by David Palladini (Xanadus), Peter Bramley (Holy Smokes), Sagebrush Studios (Panama), Marvin Mattelson (Hit O' Shit), Randall Enos (Sweet Georgia Browns)
- Puzzles, games 'n surprises – 4 pages – Includes illustrations by Oleary and ?
- My memories – 8 pages - Includes photographs by Dick Frank
- Comic: All New First High Comics: Puff the magic dragon – Cover in color + 4 pages in color - Doug Kenney + Joe Orlando
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- The Code of Hammurabi – 2 pages – Includes illustrations by Randall Enos
- Photo-comic: Foto Funnies – 1 page
- Modern English poetry notes - 2 pages
- The miracle of democracy – 6 pages – Includes illustrations by Bruce McCall
- War hero – 2 pages
- Enditorial
Vol. 2, #84 (July 1985)
Sex in the classroom
- Cover – Photograph by Steve Schapiro
- Editorial – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("Remember, class...") by Buddy Hickerson
- Letters – 2 pages – Includes cartoons by M. Jacobs (Joe's first job interview), Sam Gross ("Yes, son, it's true")
- Our first annual survey on sex in the classroom – 1 page
- An open letter – 1 page - Andy Simmons
- Professor Kennilworth rattles the baby joke – 2 pages - Dave Yuzo Spector
- Timmy's shame – 1 page - Larry Sloman
- Photo Phunnies – 1 page
- Spiritual aptitude test – 1 page - John Robert Tebbel, Martha Thomases
- Your child: A user's manual – 7 pages - Ed Subitzky – Includes cartoons by Peter C. Vey ("When I grow up..."), Tim Haggerty ("I wouldn't say that jerking off..."), Tom Cheney ("Jesus! All I did was say Hi") and John Jonik
- Comic: Youth is scary – 3 pages in color - Gahan Wilson
- The son of the catcher, who lives in Rye –6 pages - Lance Contrucci – Includes cartoons by Sam Gross, Tom Cheney ("No, we're not midgets" and "Hello, is this the police...")
- Comic: Timberland Tales ("It's July, which of course...") – 2 pages – B.K. Taylor
- The true facts of youth – 4 pages - John Bendel
- Photo Phunnies – 1 page
- Comic: Ageless love – 6 pages in color - Shary Flenniken
- Comic: The origin of the Titman – 4 pages - Larry Sloman & Peter Kleinman + Ralph Reese
- The official National Lampoon homewrecker kit – 4 pages - Peter Kleinman, Heidi Berg – Includes illustrations by Jeanette Adams, Shari Schneider
- Deadteen – 7 pages - Andy Simmons – Includes photographs by Michael Renchiwich, Ronald G. Harris + Illustrations by Liz Grace
- When the sidewalk ended – 4 pages – Written & Illustrated by Rick Meyerowitz
- Heavy Metal ad – 1 page – Includes 1 color illustration by Phil Trumbo
- The undiscovered notebooks of Franklin W. Dixon – 3 pages - Peter Kleinman, Larry Sloman – Includes 3 color illustrations by Marc Taffet
- Mass murderer trading cards – 4 pages - Mark Groubert – Includes illustrations by Robert Orzechowski
- Grim fairy tales – 2 pages - Tony Kisch
- Surprise poster #102 – 2 pages in color - Peter Kleinman – Sculpture & photograph by Bruce Strachan
Vol. 2, #85 (August 1985)
- Let's talk pizza – 1 page
- Missing letters – 1 page
- Missing even more letters – 1 page
- Oriental messages – 1 page
- Sex in the streets – 1 page
- How are things down there? – 1 page
- True confessions – 4 pages - John Bendel
- The sound and the fury – 1 page
- Name that gas – 1 page
- True miscellany – 4 pages
- Those darn senior citizens – 1 page
- There's one in every crowd – 1 page - Bill Moseley
- Comic: Scenes from a wedding – 1 page in color - Mary Kay Brown
- True sex digest: Writings you might have missed – 3 pages
- Great headlines – 2 pages
- Little ads for the eighties – 2 pages
- Comic: A long way down – 1 page in color - Rick Geary
- The unpublished story of the attempted takeover of Time Inc. by National Lampoon Inc. – 4 pages
- Comic: Trots and Bonnie: The search for truth – 6 pages in color - Shary Flenniken
- A waste of good champagne – 1 page - Bill Moseley
- Strange bedfellows – 1 page
- Those handicapped rascals – 1 page
- Your crooks at work – 3 pages
- Who named the business? – 1 page
- Comic: True animal facts – 2 pages in color - B.K. Taylor
- Free literature: Take one – 2 pages
- Places for animals – 1 page
- Sign writers anonymous – 1 page
- Swell places to eat – 1 page
- A way with words – 1 page
- The True Magazine rack – 2 pages
- Moose News – 1 page
- Nuclear funnies – 1 page
- Fun with substances – 1 page
- We really miss you – 1 page
- Are our readers' lives horribly warped by reading "True Facts"? – 2 pages – Written & Illustrated in color by Gahan Wilson
- True noise – 1 page
- True doldrums – 1 page
- What's in a name? – 1 page
- Lines from the slushpile – 1 page
- What a way to go – 1 page
- Families in love – 1 page
Vol. 2, #86 (September 1985)
Lust
- Cover – Color photograph by Peter Kleinman
- Letters – 2 pages – Includes 1 cartoon by Ron Barrett (Sperm Motel)
- Photo Phunnies – 1 page
- The official National Lampoon lust questionnaire – 2 pages
- Comic: Hollywood's wildest love duos – 1 page - Drew Friedman
- Bernie X. and Bruce X. – 6 pages - Gerald Sussman – Includes 1 color illustration by Buddy Hickerson + Cartoons by Sam Gross ("Since there's absolutely no chance..." and "Mary Magdalene's pimp"), Bud Grace ("Life guard or not...")
- Coney Island babies – 9 pages – Includes color photographs by Peter Kleinman
- Babylon Babylon – 3 pages - Tony Kisch – Includes 1 color illustration by John Breakey + Cartoons by John Caldwell ("The illustrated guide to oral sex")
- Easywriters – 8 pages - Will Jacobs & Gerard Jones – Includes illustrations by ? + 1 cartoon by Bob Zahn ("He used to write whimsical...")
- Comic: The Appletons: Affair with a stranger – 2 pages - B.K. Taylor
- Comic: The millionaire and the busboy – 4 pages in color - Shary Flenniken
- Cartoons: Sex robots – 4 pages - Charles Rodrigues
- The final, absolutely positively last rip-off of National Lampoon's Animal House – 4 pages - Matty Simmons, Andy Simmons, Michael Simmons
- Comic: First Boner – Cover + 4 pages – Tony Kisch + Robert Orzechowski
- The hot new lineup for '85 from Condom Nasty Publications – 2 pages - Peter Kleinman, Larry Sloman, Andy Simmons
- Two pages ripped out of the notebooks of Dr. Speedo Goldfarb, noted sexocologist and madcap inventor – 2 pages - Sidney Jackson Bartholomew Jr.
- Three easy pieces – 6 pages - Josh Alan Friedman – Includes 1 illustration by Drew Friedman + Cartoons by John Caldwell ("Oh, Russell..."), ? ("The stocking mask rapist..."), Brodmann
- Sexual jeopardy – 2 pages - Mark Groubert
- A guide to the little-known art treasures of Italy – 5 pages – Written & Illustrated in color by Rick Meyerowitz
- The sexual inferno – 2 pages - Joe Kane – Includes illustrations by Marc Taffet
- Comic: Carefully rated sex comics – 2 pages - Ed Subitzky
Vol. 2, #87 (October 1985)
All-star music
- Cover – Color illustration by Alan Reingold
- Letters – 3 pages – Includes cartoons by Sam Gross and John Jonik
- Photo phunnies – 1 page
- What to name your band – 1 page - Ed Sanders, Tuli Kupferberg
- True Facts of Music – 1 page - John Bendel
- Girls just want to have Bernie – 6 pages - Gerald Sussman – Includes 1 color illustration by Roger Payne + Cartoons by Tim Haggerty, Warp ("Mammas, don't let your babies...") and Tom Cheney ("Morgue – That's the way")
- Photo Phunnies – 1 page
- The suppressed, top-secret, and never-before-revealed correspondence of some of your favorite rock stars – 3 pages - George Barkin
- Very brief lives of the very great composers – 2 pages - Richard Liebmann-Smith – Includes 8 illustrations by Jeff Faria
- Cartoons – 1 page - A. Brodmann
- Debasement tapes – 2 pages - Josh Alan Friedman – Includes 5 illustrations by Randy Jones
- The making of "We own the world" – 3 pages - Larry Sloman
- Comic: Trots and Bonnie: The band – 4 pages in color - Shary Flenniken
- Rollin' Home – 6 pages - Tony Kisch – Includes illustrations by Jeff Wong + Photographs by Peter Kleinman
- Comic: The saga of Frank Sinatra Jr. – 2 pages - Josh Alan Friedman + Drew Friedman
- Comic: First gig – 4 pages - Andy Simmons & Peter Kleinman + Robert Orzechowski
- Comic: Good ways to kill! a rock performer! – 4 pages – Charles Rodrigues
- The real story of rock 'n' roll: What really went down – 7 pages - Larry Sloman, Peter Kleinman – Includes 1 illustration by Randy Jones
- The National Lampoon groupie sexual compatibility charts – 2 pages - Gerard Jones, Will Jacobs
- Yupstock 1985 – 2 pages - Peter Kleinman
- Playing with yourself – 3 pages - Ed Subitzky
- Comic: Background music comics – 2 pages in color - Ed Subitzky
- Cartoons: When rock stars were kids – 4 pages in color - Buddy Hickerson with G. Brown
- Illustration: Madonna nude – 2 pages in color - Larry Sloman (Idea) + Rick Meyerowitz
- On the true composition of music – 2 pages - Rick Geary
Vol. 2, #88 (November 1985)
Mad as hell
- Mario M. Cuomo: Mirrors – 1 page
- Jeff Greenfield: The collapse of civilization – 2 pages – Includes 1 illustration by ?
- John D. MacDonald: Exploitation of grief – 1 page – Includes 1 illustration by Jeff Wong
- Howard Fast: Our race toward extinction
- Julie Simmons-Lynch: Names
- Leonard Stern: Disruptive ads
- Prof. Irwin Corey: This is ridiculous – 2 pages – Includes 1 cartoon ("Complaints") by John Jonik
- Phyllis Diller: Phone conversations – 1 page – Includes 1 photograph by Peter Kleinman
- Cleveland Amory: Servants – 1 page
- Doc Pomus: Stealing my songs – 1 page
- Wendy O. Williams: Crotch grabbers – 1 page – Includes photographs by Wendy O. Williams
- Charles Bukowski: Putrefaction – 1 page – Includes 1 photograph by Judy Levy
- Chuck Barris: On Johnny Carson
- Dr. Joyce Brothers: Traffic cops
- Way Bandy: Friends
- Mickey Rooney: Complacency
- Dina Merrill – Gum
- Roxanne Pulitzer – Trumpets
- Don Gould: Car alarms
- Ted Nugent: The liberal press
- Robin Leach: The rich
- Marilyn Beck: The Spago Syndrome
- Red Buttons: Getting mad
- Eli Wallach: Politicians
- Rich Little: Nightclub drunks
- Dee Wallace Stone: Promises
- Henny Youngman: Dirty jokes
- Harold Prince: Trivia
- Phyllis Newman: Sunday in New York
- Tim Matheson: Advice
- Judith Jacklin Belushi: Portrair of an angry artist (John Belushi) – 2 pages
- Cartoon – ½ page - Sam Gross
- Cartoon ("No parking") – ½ page – Bud Grace
- John Waters: Hatchet piece – 3 pages – Includes 1 photograph by Jennifer Bishop + 1 cartoon by Sam Gross
- Harvey Fierstein: Homophobia – 2 pages – Includes 1 photograph by Peter Kleinman
- Harry Dean Stanton: Left turns, etc. – 1 page – Includes 2 photographs by Peter Kleinman
- Edward I. Koch: Striped bass – 1 page - Includes 1 illustration by Jeff Wong
- Comic: Mr. Vengeance 1 – 1 page in color – Buddy Hickerson with Mike Stanfil
- Drew Barrymore: Grown-ups
- John Stewart: Attacks on Christians
- Tim McCarver: Stupid questions
- Brooke Shields: Grabbers
- Susan Seidelman: Late-night reruns
- Brandon Tartikoff: Television
- Kal Rudman: Disc jockeys
- Anita O'Day: Flight attendants and waitresses
- Lamb Chop: Violence, etc.
- Holly Johnson: Critics
- Cliff Robertson: People who are mad as hell – Includes 1 illustration by Jeff Wong
- Fred Willard: Out to lunch
- Erich Segal: Snobs, etc.
- Tovah Feldshuh: Terrorists
- Seka: Odds and ends
- Cartoon: I hate cute – 1 page in color – Thomas R. Short
- Comic: Politenessman ("Cards for all occasions") – 1 page – Ron Barrett
- Stephen Furst: The person in front of me
- Chevy Chase: Cheap magazines
- Marvin Mitchelson: Reluctanct spouses
- Elmore Leonard: Attitudes and objects
- Comic: Mad as hell comics – 1 page – Ed Subitzky
- Francesco Scavullo: My driveway
- Fred Gwynne: Just plain mad
- Jane Alexander: Noise
- Dick Clark: Idiots who write on rocks – Includes 1 illustration by Jeff Wong
- Gilbert Gottfried: Assorted things
- Cartoon: I'm mad as hell at the following types and think they ought to be taken out and shot – 2 pages in color – Gahan Wilson
- Mark Green: AIM and tax reform – 1 page
- Nat Hentoff: Misguided liberals – 2 pages
- Howard Jarvis: Uncontrolled government – 1 page
- Allen Ginsberg: The moral majority – 1 page
- John Weidman: On George Steinbrenner – Includes 1 illustration by Jeff Wong
- P.J. O'Rourke: Milk carton kids
- William M. Gaines: City garages
- Zoe Tamerlis: A lot – 1 page
- Larry "Bozo" Harmon: Running for president – 1 page – Includes 1 illustration by Jeff Wong
- Dick Gautier: The S.A.M.G. – 1 page – Includes 1 illustration by Dick Gautier
- John A. Keel: Public toilets – 2 pages – Includes 1 cartoon ("Sususudio all fucking day") by Tom Cheney
- Al Goldstein: Air travel – 1 page
- Tuli Kupferberg: America you love me (A satire) – 1 page
- David Brown: Unfavorite things – 1 page
- Roger Price: Human arrogance – 1 page
- Michael York: Junk mail, etc. – 1 page
- Eileen Fulton: Nipples – 1 page
- Andrew M. Greeley: People and priests – 1 page
- Comic: Trots and Bonnie: In a huff – 2 pages in color – Shary Flenniken
- Paul Krassner: Supression of humor – 3 pages – Includes 1 illustration by Jeff Wong
- Nat Lehrman: Assorted complaints
- Cindy Adams: My husband
- Albert Shanker: The lot of teachers – 1 page
- Sandra Bernhard: The little things – 1 page – Includes 1 photograph by Peter Kleinman
- Roy Cohn: Phone companies and air travel – 1 page – Includes 1 illustration by Jeff Wong
- Durk Pearson and Sandy Shaw: Mad infinitum – 2 pages – Includes 1 cartoon ("Oh phooey!") by Tim Haggerty
- Maureen Stapleton: Line jumpers
- A. Wayne Carter: Dust
- Richard Belzer: On Hulk Hogan and Mr. T
- Sherry Coben: On Ronald Reagan
- Nancy K. Austin: Airline courtesy clubs
- Bruce Herschensohn: World War III
- Rita Rudner: Closing the A&P – 1 page
- Tom Clancy: Lawyers – 2 pages – Includes 1 cartoon ("Remember me, asshole?") by Tom Cheney
- Mel Tolkin: The ten most hateful men in America
- Blanche Knott: Issues like this
- George Mazzei: New inventions
- Helen Gurley Brown: Nothing
- Jay Johnstone: Hotel switchboard operators
Vol. 2, #89 (December 1985)
- Cover – Color illustration by Boris Vallejo
- Letters – 1 page - Includes 1 cartoon by Sam Gross
- Photo Phunnies – 1 page
- Yes, Muffy, there is a Ronald Reagan – 1 page - Paul Somers Jr.
- Photo Phunnies – 1 page
- Letters – 1 page – Includes 1 cartoon ("The Voo Doo Cafe") by Tom Cheney
- Short story: A Christmas Carol in Harlem – 6 pages - Tony Kisch – Includes 5 illustrations by Marc Taffet + Cartoons by Peter C. Vey ("What is it now?"), Sam Gross, Tom Cheney ("Dear Mom and Dad"), Sam Gross ("Good news, Mrs. Mostyn"), Sam Gross ("Piss on the stick..."), Tom Cheney ("Seeying eye cat training school")
- Photo Phunnies – 1 page
- True Facts – 2 pages - John Bendel
- Cartoons: Hopefully missing celebrity milk cartons – 2 pages - Drew Friedman
- Special report to the president – 5 pages - George Barkin
- Look what we've got for Christmas – 4 pages - Includes 10 illustrations by Jeff Wong
- Why I love Christmas – 6 pages - John Waters – Includes 1 color illustration by Jeanette Adams + Cartoons by Tom Cheney, Sam Gross and Tom Cheney ("Lovers leap")
- Bright lights, big pity – 6 pages - Lance Contrucci – Includes 1 color illustration by Tom Hachtman + Cartoons by Tom Cheney ("Have you got anything that clots blood?" and "Oh Cecil, Cecil, Cecil"), John Jonik ("You shouldn't feel too bad"), Bud Grace ("
- Comic: The Ron and Nancy coloring book – 8 pages - The Editors + Rob Orzechowski
- Cartoons: Uncle Gahan Wilson's mortality paper dolls – 3 pages in color – Gahan Wilson
- Cartoon: Largely unnoticed street performers – 2 pages in color - Buddy Hickerson
- Slayboy – 8 pages - The Editors – Peter Kleinman
Funny Pages:
- Oliver in whacko land 1 ("Oliver's new pal...") – 1 page – Gahan Wilson
- Mr. Vengeance 2 ("So! You're my date's parents!") – 1 page – Buddy Hickerson
- Timberland Tales ("Kathleen and friends are gathered at her cabin...") – 1 page – B.K. Taylor
- Trots and Bonnie ("This is my new boyfriend") – 1 page – Shary Flenniken
- Steve Draper, custom reupholsterer 2 – ½ page – Ron Barrett
- Dog dat diary – ½ page – Ron Barrett
- Tor Johnson meets the Lord of Eltingville on a train – 1 page – Drew Friedman
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